There was a pedo on my cruise

[SavvasSavvinidis]

Well, this was at least three weeks ago, so I'm kind of late to post this, but...

I was walking on deck 9 to the buffet, because I was hungry and the buffet is a limitless source of cakes and puddings. As I was walking a slender Asian girl, fourteen or fifteen years old, walked by wearing nothing but a bikini. I was slightly entranced by her appearance, so my eyes followed her as she walked further. On her way to wherever it was she was going, she passed a fat old man sitting in one of those adjustable pool chairs, smoking a cigar and sipping a piña colada, in nothing but swim trunks. He raised an eyebrow and said, "Hm mm, you look sexy!".

The bad part is that I seemed to be the only one who noticed this, besides the girl herself, who managed to let out so much as a petite micro-giggle.

Anybody else find this peculiar?

[Tramps]

That doesn't make him a Paedo, it makes him normal.

Also, what is wrong with you people? It's spelld PAEDO.

[DragTheWater]

At 7/30/07 02:25 AM, Tramps wrote: That doesn't make him a Paedo, it makes him normal.

Also, what is wrong with you people? It's spelld PAEDO.

funny you gonna correct spelling when you cant spell yourself "spelld" lol wtf mate?

[25short]

Pedo. Pedophile. Duh. And It is a lil weird.

[Tramps]

At 7/30/07 02:26 AM, DragTheWater wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:25 AM, Tramps wrote: That doesn't make him a Paedo, it makes him normal.

Also, what is wrong with you people? It's spelld PAEDO.

funny you gonna correct spelling when you cant spell yourself "spelld" lol wtf mate?

Yeah, don't tell someone that they can't spell due to a typo, when they themselves can't even use a hint of grammar or spelling to save their fucking arses.

Lol wtf mate?

[MCU]

At 7/30/07 02:29 AM, 25short wrote: Pedo. Pedophile. Duh. And It is a lil weird.

PAEDOPHILE!!! Note the E after the A!

[DragTheWater]

At 7/30/07 02:30 AM, Tramps wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:26 AM, DragTheWater wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:25 AM, Tramps wrote:

Yeah, don't tell someone that they can't spell due to a typo, when they themselves can't even use a hint of grammar or spelling to save their fucking arses.

Lol wtf mate?

awwww why dont you go cry about it? either that or proof read your shit before you post?

[Grimscott]

Maybe where he comes from the legal age for sex is lower. For instance: the legal age in Canada is 14.

At 7/30/07 02:30 AM, Tramps wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:26 AM, DragTheWater wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:25 AM, Tramps wrote: Also, what is wrong with you people? It's spelld PAEDO.

funny you gonna correct spelling when you cant spell yourself "spelld" lol wtf mate?

Yeah, don't tell someone that they can't spell due to a typo, when they themselves can't even use a hint of grammar or spelling to save their fucking arses.

Ugh. All this irony is going to drive me mad.

[Tramps]

At 7/30/07 02:36 AM, DragTheWater wrote: Aw, why don't you go cry about it? Either that or proof-read your shit before you post.

Cry about what? Your god awful life to point out anothers typo, just to make themselves seem slightly smarter or more significant to this forum or his own existance?

It's okay. I proof-read mine and yours. See, now we can both have the intelligence of an infant.

[DragTheWater]

At 7/30/07 02:41 AM, Tramps wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:36 AM, DragTheWater wrote: Aw, why don't you go cry about it? Either that or proof-read your shit before you post.

Cry about what? Your god awful life to point out anothers typo, just to make themselves seem slightly smarter or more significant to this forum or his own existance?

It's okay. I proof-read mine and yours. See, now we can both have the intelligence of an infant.

damn your getting really bent out of shape over something stupid. just saying if you wanna be a dick and correct the topic starter than ill be a dick and mess with you. didnt think you would be such a fuckin cry baby about it.

[SavvasSavvinidis]

You're both pathetic, get the fuck out of my thread.

[galatea1]

Old farts hitting on 15 year olds look so pathetic...

At this point though, previous posts in sex offender threads aside, I'd be willing to deal with a prison ship full of pedos if I could just go on a cruise. I'M SO STRESSED!

[Tramps]

At 7/30/07 02:46 AM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote: You're both pathetic, get the fuck out of my thread.

You're so right. I'm just in that morning aggressive mood.

Besides, he started it. ¬_¬'

[SavvasSavvinidis]

At 7/30/07 02:48 AM, Tramps wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:46 AM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote: You're both pathetic, get the fuck out of my thread.

You're so right. I'm just in that morning aggressive mood.

Besides, he started it. ¬_¬'

Oh, that's alright. Here, have an e-treat.

[e-treat]

[Madferit]

At 7/30/07 02:25 AM, Tramps wrote: That doesn't make him a Paedo, it makes him normal.

Also, what is wrong with you people? It's spelld PAEDO.

Like 2000 years ago in Greece it was spelled that way.

[DragTheWater]

At 7/30/07 02:46 AM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote: You're both pathetic, get the fuck out of my thread.

man i was trying to help you out, so your welcome.

[SavvasSavvinidis]

At 7/30/07 02:55 AM, DragTheWater wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:46 AM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote: You're both pathetic, get the fuck out of my thread.

man i was trying to help you out, so your welcome.

Take this!

[e-treat]

[Erathun]

You were on a cruise you have nothign to bitch about you spoiled girl.

[Tramps]

At 7/30/07 02:52 AM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote: Oh, that's alright. Here, have an e-treat.

[e-treat]

I may have apologised but that doesn't mean you can patronize me and treat me as an animal.

*Takes treat and leaves thread*

[galatea1]

At 7/30/07 02:57 AM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:55 AM, DragTheWater wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:46 AM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote: You're both pathetic, get the fuck out of my thread.

man i was trying to help you out, so your welcome.

Take this!

[e-treat]

I want an e-treat! I'm hungry, too!

[DragTheWater]

At 7/30/07 02:57 AM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:55 AM, DragTheWater wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:46 AM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote: You're both pathetic, get the fuck out of my thread.

man i was trying to help you out, so your welcome.

Take this!

[e-treat]

Oh yeah, well take this!
[E-Rape]

[Number-One-Assassin]

You should've thrown him overboard.

[HiniberusDelius]

At 7/30/07 03:08 AM, DragTheWater wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:57 AM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:55 AM, DragTheWater wrote:

At 7/30/07 02:46 AM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote: You're both pathetic, get the fuck out of my thread.

man i was trying to help you out, so your welcome.

Take this!

[e-treat]

Oh yeah, well take this!
[E-Rape]

YOU BASTARD! He gives you e-treat and you give him e-rape! I mean sure it was a funny grammer/flame war while it lasted with an over topping of ironey so how about this?
[e-hahayougotafuckingnukenowtimetodielil bitchhopeyoudieslowly £:]

[HandsomeJake]

When you turn 75, you'll understand. Anything sexually is on limits for you at that point.

[flamewolf393]

i went on a cruise with my family, i saw this really cute guy walk away with my 10 year old sister, so i follwed to see what was up, and she took him back to our cabin. I walk in about 10 minutes later so as not to seem suspicous with the timing, and i see them on the bed, with her riding ON HIM!! The guy saw me and ran off before i could kick his ass, and when we confronted her about it, she says that she invited him back, and that she has been active for 2 years!! What do you do about that?

[Inquizitor]

To the people throwing a fit over spelling:

The official spelling of the word is pedophile, according to Merriam-Webster.

[Source]

[NinjaSalad]

Not really, perverts are EVERYWHERE, your brother and dad are probably perverts, if you aren't. Your neighbor is one, the guy/ or woman across the street is one, and there is probably like 6 in the bushes out side your house right now.

[MushookieMan]

At 7/30/07 02:23 AM, SavvasSavvinidis wrote: Well, this was at least three weeks ago, so I'm kind of late to post this, but...

I was walking on deck 9 to the buffet, because I was hungry and the buffet is a limitless source of cakes and besides the girl herself, who managed to let out so much as a petite micro-giggle.

Anybody else find this peculiar?

Um, he was probably kidding around, and he may have known her. Don't be such a dumbass.

[NinjaSalad]

At 2/2/09 05:36 PM, MushookieMan wrote: Um, he was probably kidding around, and he may have known her. Don't be such a dumbass.

Newgrounds would go out of business if all the perverted acts we all saw had their own topic.

[XxBADGAMERxX]

At 7/30/07 02:39 AM, Grimscott wrote: Maybe where he comes from the legal age for sex is lower. For instance: the legal age in Canada is

But both need to be 14 you moron.