Google's history Fucking Scares me

[n0ir]

I'm using my (teen) sister's and mom's laptop, went to search something on google starting with 'la', and a list of previous searching popped up below.

ladies breast, ladies boobies, ladies breast, ladies in clothes with bra showing

Amused and slightly shaken by these unsettling results, I decided to venture -- through the entire alphabet. I started with P. I should never have looked further. Google's memory of P-lettered entries made me crap my pants in fear - fear of my sibling or my mother's secrective interests in...

pokemon overdrive once a ranger, pokemon battle revolution, pokemon wi fi, pokemon dimaond and pearl battles, pokemon diamond and pearl episode 0 episode 10, power rangers mystic force, power rangers, pokemon wii battles, power rangers generations trakeenas revenge, power rangers light speed rescue espiodes plus hundreds more pokemon and power ranger searches.

Shocked, I hit another random letter, sheer curiosty [and denial?] overcoming the fear and trepidation --the last letter I've dared to explore -- I hit the letter G

golden retrivers named buddy,
golden retrievr,
goldens,
girl sexy bra model,
girl sexy models,
girls sexy

....girls making out

What. the. fuck.

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

it's the internet what do you inspect.

[ManMadeKing]

Lesbians, alright!

[HandsomeJake]

Could it be your father has used it? That or get my in touch with your sister or mother. I'll God the gay out of them.

[Frankafus-Studios]

hehe. *deletes cookies*

[n0ir]

At 7/30/07 01:11 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: it's the internet what do you inspect.

I inspected too much, and expect someone in my family to possibly be a lesbian.

[Haplon]

Just turn the history off, and forget about it.

[bakerrr]

Your family is fucked.

[JackRabbitStudios]

So, your mom or sister is a lesbo. I mean, better than seeing the g section being giant hard cock.

[Nike-Dunk]

So you're sis a just a little bi-curious. Relax, she's not full on lesbian.

YET!

[alien-killer1]

At 7/30/07 01:11 AM, ManMadeKing wrote: Lesbians, alright!

yeah

[n0ir]

To be honest, the excess Pokemon searches are even more troubling.

[TheNewSocialites]

Are they hot?

Cause if they are, the seriousness and awesomeness of this just went up +50000.

[funnyman46]

Maybe your younger immature little brother was using it.

If you have one of course. If not, then that's weird.

[NHT123]

you do know that if you use the google search history bar it gives you suggestions based on what OTHER google users have been putting on. In other words you are getting feedback from other perverts on the net. I thought that oo on my little brothers acount, but then I realized they were only suggestions of what to type not what was actually searched.

If you are really concerned go on the actual webpage google and double click where the search thing is. It will show what has been searched.

[Toax-Eye]

At 7/30/07 01:24 AM, funnyman46 wrote: Maybe your younger immature little brother was using it.

If you have one of course. If not, then that's weird.

perhaps his sister or mother ... you never know these days.

[hedshotslg]

At 7/30/07 01:11 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: it's the internet what do you inspect.

rofl inspect? i think you mean expect...

[ZeroScount]

Porn = 90% of the internet

[Tramps]

Your sister sounds like my type. She loves Pokemon and power rangers and will give you a nice show after she kicks your ass on Pokemon Diamond.