What's the deal with toilet seats?

[HeartbreakHoldout]

Why do women make a big thing out of men leaving the toilet seat up? I personally have never made a big thing about women leaving the toilet seat down, so I don't see why there should be a problem the other way round.
So, population of Newgrounds, give me your heavily biased opinion on the matter, please. Or, if there are any women, or fags, in the general vicinity who would like to fight the other side, please also join in.

[Shadows-Studios]

Some times weomon don't look before they sit, so if the seats up they fall in. My GF makes fuss about it.

[Samurai]

I think it's supposed to be one of those things guys do because the toilet seat has butt germs and girls are too good for touching it.

Cootie-bags.

[RicardoJr99]

At 7/29/07 03:03 PM, Shadows-Studios wrote: Some times weomon don't look before they sit, so if the seats up they fall in. My GF makes fuss about it.

lol id pay to see that happen

[Catoblepas]

They are afraid that they might accidentally smell all the dirty insides of a toilet when they bend down to get that seat. That and they're afraid of seeing their reflection in the water with a couple of turds in the backround.

[64]

Because women have to use the toilet sitting down at all times, men either stand up or sit down.

Thus, it's our responsibility to make it easier for them because women don't like to look before they sit.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

At 7/29/07 03:03 PM, Shadows-Studios wrote: Some times weomon don't look before they sit, so if the seats up they fall in. My GF makes fuss about it.

So it's a stupidity issue, then?

At 7/29/07 03:04 PM, Catoblepas wrote: That and they're afraid of seeing their reflection in the water

Well, they can't risk turning themselves into stone now, can they?

[Kidiri]

Be glad toilets have seats and those fucking squat toilets aren't all over the world.

[thisisasignin]

It would never be a big deal if everyone sat to pee.
Or if all houses came with urinals next to the toilet.

[Kinspin]

No one ever yelled at me for leaving the seat up.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

I've never got pissed off at women for leaving the toilet seat down when I piss on the toilet seat. In fact, I've never pissed on the toilet seat, because I manage to look at what I'm doing when I go to the toilet.
And I've never sat in the toilet bowl when I've gone for a shit because of inconsiderate men in my household.

[surf-bunny68]

At 7/29/07 03:02 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Why do women make a big thing out of men leaving the toilet seat up? I personally have never made a big thing about women leaving the toilet seat down, so I don't see why there should be a problem the other way round.
So, population of Newgrounds, give me your heavily biased opinion on the matter, please. Or, if there are any women, or fags, in the general vicinity who would like to fight the other side, please also join in.

because men pee standing up, and women pee sitting down, and when women have to pee, they just sit, not looking to see if the seat is up, and it is SO crazy starteling when your expecting to pee, and SPLASH!!! your ass is wet.....it is the suck

[ffx-master260]

At 7/29/07 03:03 PM, Shadows-Studios wrote: Some times weomon don't look before they sit, so if the seats up they fall in. My GF makes fuss about it.

1.Set up a camera
2.?????????
3.Profit.

[Trambamboline]

I never really see why guys make a big deal about it, just you know; put the lid down.

[muchcoolerthanu]

ye lmao they get used to it down so when they try to go they fall in the water its kinda funny to it purpousley

[HeartbreakHoldout]

At 7/29/07 03:27 PM, surf-bunny68 wrote: because men pee standing up, and women pee sitting down, and when women have to pee, they just sit, not looking to see if the seat is up, and it is SO crazy starteling when your expecting to pee, and SPLASH!!! your ass is wet.....it is the suck

But that's stupid, how do you not look to see where the seat is when you go to the toilet? It would be like crossing the road without looking to see if there is a car coming.

[Maus]

At 7/29/07 03:40 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:

At 7/29/07 03:27 PM, surf-bunny68 wrote: because men pee standing up, and women pee sitting down, and when women have to pee, they just sit, not looking to see if the seat is up, and it is SO crazy starteling when your expecting to pee, and SPLASH!!! your ass is wet.....it is the suck

But that's stupid, how do you not look to see where the seat is when you go to the toilet? It would be like crossing the road without looking to see if there is a car coming.

okay, when you have to take a MONSTER gutbusting shit, do you always look to see if the seats down? Or do you just drop trou and squat like most people do? Seriously wondering.

When you're used to always sitting and never having to adjust the seat, it is a reasonable expectation that the seat will be down, especially n your own house. Now, if I were to visit a dude's house, I would likely put the seat back up after I was done, because most guys expect the seat to be left up.

[unowned]

okay, when you have to take a MONSTER gutbusting shit, do you always look to see if the seats down? Or do you just drop trou and squat like most people do? Seriously wondering.

what do you like back up into the bathroom, beep bepp bepp

[Texsk8er56]

I actually look before i sit in case something nasty is on the seat. I would expect girls to pay attention to that anyways

[HeartbreakHoldout]

At 7/29/07 03:52 PM, Maus wrote: okay, when you have to take a MONSTER gutbusting shit, do you always look to see if the seats down? Or do you just drop trou and squat like most people do? Seriously wondering.

I always look to see whether the seat is down. I mean, imagine how much worse the situation would be if the lid was down as well, and you didn't look.

When you're used to always sitting and never having to adjust the seat, it is a reasonable expectation that the seat will be down, especially n your own house. Now, if I were to visit a dude's house, I would likely put the seat back up after I was done, because most guys expect the seat to be left up.

i could see why you would expect that in your own house, but I just never got what the big deal was otherwise.

[Maus]

At 7/29/07 03:59 PM, Texsk8er56 wrote: I actually look before i sit in case something nasty is on the seat. I would expect girls to pay attention to that anyways

Not in my own house, I don't. I have a reasonable expectation that the toilet in my house is clean. If someone uses it and then doesn't put the seat down or gets nasty stuff on the seat without cleaning up, yeah I'm going to say something about it.

[Heather108]

At 7/29/07 03:02 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Why do women make a big thing out of men leaving the toilet seat up?

Can't you just respect your girl's wishes? Be nice. It'll just make life easier! ;]

Oh, and because more than half of the male population likes to MISS the INSIDE of the toilet bowl.

When you practice target shooting, we'll stop whining about it! =]

That is all I have to say about that. =D

[Spootnik]

Umm, I just put the toilet seat down. Quit being so lazy.

[freezingfire]

At 7/29/07 06:59 PM, Spootnik wrote: Umm, I just put the toilet seat down. Quit being so lazy.

who's lazier, the guy who forgets to put the seet down or the girl who doesn't bother to look first?

[Blade-Sypher]

At 7/29/07 03:02 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Why do women make a big thing out of men leaving the toilet seat up? I personally have never made a big thing about women leaving the toilet seat down, so I don't see why there should be a problem the other way round.
So, population of Newgrounds, give me your heavily biased opinion on the matter, please. Or, if there are any women, or fags, in the general vicinity who would like to fight the other side, please also join in.

Well.. I dotn really see why they care if the seat is up or down... I couldnt give a shit either way tbh.

[Heather108]

At 7/29/07 07:05 PM, freezingfire wrote:

At 7/29/07 06:59 PM, Spootnik wrote: Umm, I just put the toilet seat down. Quit being so lazy.

who's lazier, the guy who forgets to put the seet down or the girl who doesn't bother to look first?

The guy who did the business, and can't finish it by putting the seat down!

Ughhhh and the WORST is when ya don't flush! Come on nowww guysssss. Just finish what you started, would ya? lol

[PapoSwing]

Cause when they sit they wet their ass.

[I-Bot]

My robotic sensors indicate that you occasionally blow excrement bubbles from your unsanitary rectum.

[Blitzkid67]

Normally if a girl says "YOU LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP FOO!" to me, i just keep on at them everytime they leave it down until it pisses them off so much that they never bother me again about it..

If that makes any sence to you at all.

[NGCA]

At 7/29/07 07:05 PM, freezingfire wrote:

At 7/29/07 06:59 PM, Spootnik wrote: Umm, I just put the toilet seat down. Quit being so lazy.

who's lazier, the guy who forgets to put the seet down or the girl who doesn't bother to look first?

I was totally going to say that.
I don't complain about the seat being down, thus, equally, you should all not complain when it's up.
IF YOU DISAGREE THEN SUBMIT TO YOUR INEQUALITY AND I WILL LIFT THE SEAT FOR YOU.

YOU DO NOT GET THE "HEADS I WIN, TAILS YOU LOSE" CONDITION.