Ever Almost Get Jumped...

[da-pope]

By like five guys for trying to stop your dumb ass friend from getting in a fight?
Tonight my buddy tried to start shit for no fuckin' reason with a bunch of people we ran into in a field. He started calling them dumb bitches and what not cause he's a cocky fag so I stepped in and said that he's being a drunk fag and to just ignore him. After a little talk I got them to walk away and leave him alone and it was all good.

Then out of nowhere some guy came up to me yellin' about how me and my friend were trying to start shit with his friends and all. I decided it'd be best to take the guy aside and just talk to him. I guess that was a bad idea cause the guy started to flip about how "it doesn't matter that he was drunk and that someone was goin' to have to make up for whhat he did" and all the sudden I have about 5 guys on me each tryin' to push me around and throwin' punches at me. And so me being all worried and shit turned looking for my friend for some help and guess what... the fagget is gone.

He ran home or something and left me to take the shit that he started. I had fuckin' guys throwing punches at my neck and shit cause this pussy decided to run home. The dudes kept tellin' me to walk away so I did and they still were trying to fight me even though I was completly by myself and doin' what they told me,

All this fuckin' trouble just for trying to stop my friend frome having his ass beat down. Then what do I get in return? My friend running away like a little girl and me having like 10 guys trying to kick the shit out of me. But hey, what are real friends for anyway?

[ShadowWest]

you should kick the shit into your 'friend' for that.

[Awsome-Rific]

Me and 3 friends were rolling down the alley, then 2 were in front Me and another was in back. The 2 in front got jumped and me and the one next to me were running like hell, I got trapped by the stairs and They fucking pushed me down , Nothing much, but then I got mobbed. XD

[Oppugnant]

I've had a similar experience.
3 faggot Mall Rats stopped us and demanded some 'change' and my friends manged to weasel out of the circle they had formed leaving just me in the middle of it.
In threat of being a few teeth less I was forced to had over some change.

All the while my friends just watched.

[Alastor]

That's a friend?

Drunk or not, I'd shut that fucker out out your life from now on unless he personally delivers Jessica Alba to your door for an emergency titty fuck.

[da-pope]

At 7/29/07 05:33 AM, Oppugnant wrote: I've had a similar experience.
3 faggot Mall Rats stopped us and demanded some 'change' and my friends manged to weasel out of the circle they had formed leaving just me in the middle of it.
In threat of being a few teeth less I was forced to had over some change.

All the while my friends just watched.

Dude I was just trying to stop my friend from getting his ass kicked and all the sudden I have a bunch of guys on me trying to punch me out. I wasn't really worried cause I have a 2nd degree black belt and these guys seriously fought like shit it was just the fuckin' fact that my friend ran away that pissed me off. I was fucking trying to help him!!!

[Cybersief]

lol that must suck. But while they were like, messing around with you or whatever, all calm you should of shook your head slowly and said "okay... well... you guys asked for it" and while saying that put on some gloves. And see if they run off. XD

But your friends a dick for running off...

sounds like what I would do lol

[cellardoor6]

At 7/29/07 05:28 AM, da-pope wrote: By like five guys for trying to stop your dumb ass friend from getting in a fight?
Tonight my buddy...

I should have stopped reading there.

I doubt the existence of this "buddy".

[da-pope]

At 7/29/07 05:45 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 7/29/07 05:28 AM, da-pope wrote: By like five guys for trying to stop your dumb ass friend from getting in a fight?
Tonight my buddy...

I should have stopped reading there.

I doubt the existence of this "buddy".

You doubt me having a friend? Or do you doubt him being a real friend?
Cause the latter is true. Great thing is that he just called me telling me how I should call a bunch of my friends to make this guy eat shit for trying to fight me. I told him to fuck off and just drop it.

[Tribal]

Your story isn't in the least right..

Firstly: He wasn't actually drunk as you implied.
Secondly: You called him a pussy because he ran off, but what did you do? Fight back ya lil' pussy!
And thirdly: First you said there were 5 guys chasing you down and pushing you and stuff, then at the end you said that there were about 10 guys throwing punches at your face... Really awsomely comprehendable story, my good sir.

Try better next time when you want to make people from newgrounds believe your shit.

[Sexylegs]

Nah, i got jumped at while walking around with my friends in this shitty ghetto i live in. They jumped us with, no shit, guns, so i hit one in the head with my trusty baseball bat i keep slid under my hoody, then we ran.

[da-pope]

At 7/29/07 05:48 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Your story isn't in the least right..

Firstly: He wasn't actually drunk as you implied.
Secondly: You called him a pussy because he ran off, but what did you do? Fight back ya lil' pussy!
And thirdly: First you said there were 5 guys chasing you down and pushing you and stuff, then at the end you said that there were about 10 guys throwing punches at your face... Really awsomely comprehendable story, my good sir.

Try better next time when you want to make people from newgrounds believe your shit.

Yeah cause making up stories at 4 in the morning is fun for me.
Firstly, yes. We were both drunk as were the people that we were with and the people that tried to fight us. I don't know why that is so har dto believe for you faggots.

Secondly, If I actually tried to fight that one guy that was tryin' to start shit with me then all his little buddies would of jumped in just like they did when I pushed the guy away.

Thirdly, you're right 10 wasn't an exact number. I was just implying that there was a bunch of people trying to fight me for the fault of my friend.

[Blitzkid67]

I guess it all depends on who you hang around and were you go, To be honest, i would of just let your friend get kicked in, Althought then your not really a "Friend" Are you? :P

[Lost-Chances]

Punch the fuck out of your friend.

[da-pope]

Haha now Im getting messages on my nex (canadian myspace) about
how there goin to jump me and shit. Great eh? Luckily I have a few
people willing to back me up so I'm not that worried.

[tony4moroney]

At 7/29/07 05:28 AM, da-pope wrote:

lol youre lucky you didnt end up in hospital with a fat bill and broken bones.
you should reward that friend with a fist to his face.

[Oppugnant]

At 7/29/07 05:40 AM, da-pope wrote:
Dude I was just trying to stop my friend from getting his ass kicked and all the sudden I have a bunch of guys on me trying to punch me out. I wasn't really worried cause I have a 2nd degree black belt and these guys seriously fought like shit it was just the fuckin' fact that my friend ran away that pissed me off. I was fucking trying to help him!!!

My mistake, I misunderstood your post and your main point.
I guess what i was trying to say, I've been ditched by friends too. While in an uncomfortable situation.

[skillman13]

LOL ive never "been jumped" but i would love to jump someone else lol... soooo... anyone wanna let me jump them? lol naa just kidding your all cool! (well if stick with new grounds!) woooo

[Samurai]

Wow, Sorry for the bad night. I hope you're okay.

[Cheekyvincent]

just video it for internet broadcasting

the next NUMA NUMA

[Rague]

You fit your name.
Congrats on resisting temptation

[friendly-bear]

nope.

[da-pope]

At 7/29/07 08:09 AM, Mr-Anderson wrote: Thank God this was a real story. These stories usually end with that stupid Fresh Prince of Bel-Air shit.

I hardly post anymore so if I'm going to it's going to be serious lol.

[Jackotrades]

At 7/29/07 05:35 AM, Alastor wrote: That's a friend?

Drunk or not, I'd shut that fucker out out your life from now on unless he personally delivers Jessica Alba to your door for an emergency titty fuck.

Amen to that.

[Teh-Pie]

At 7/29/07 05:35 AM, Alastor wrote: That's a friend?

Drunk or not, I'd shut that fucker out out your life from now on unless he personally delivers Jessica Alba to your door for an emergency titty fuck.

100% agreed.

[da-pope]

At 7/29/07 01:38 PM, Teh-Pie wrote:

At 7/29/07 05:35 AM, Alastor wrote: That's a friend?

Drunk or not, I'd shut that fucker out out your life from now on unless he personally delivers Jessica Alba to your door for an emergency titty fuck.

100% agreed.

Thats probably a good idea.

[Cripple-fight]

when time i was coming back from my gf's house, and i had to ride my sisters bike because mine was flat(her bike is yellow with a basket) and i couldn't drive because i only have my permit and i needed to take my mom with me but my gf's parents weren't home so i had to ride her bike. Anyways im riding back on the trail and about 9 at night and it was pretty dark and i see a group of people up ahead, i start to freak out because take a group of like 10 stoners smoking weed, seeing a guy on a yellow bike with a basket ridin towards them at night with no one around... What do you think they were going to do? well i get closer to them and they are all looking at me blocking the whole trail then i see one of my best friends with them and i litterally pissed my self i was so happy.
if he wasn't there, i woulda been screwed.

[Shipoopi222]

But you're da pope, couldn't you talk your friend out of it?

[da-pope]

At 7/29/07 02:10 PM, Shipoopi222 wrote: But you're da pope, couldn't you talk your friend out of it?

X-D Aren't you funny!

[vigilante1111]

wow yeah that dude isnt your freind. kick that guys ass