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I bring bad news from the future... yes, we have successfully constructed time machines, but here's the bad news. The Internet is illegal. By the way, I have 112, 987 posts on this account in 2053. Yeah, Newgrounds is still around, but Tom has long since died from testicular cancer.

OH, yes... So yeah... Internet = illegal.

So yeah, I'mma head back to 2053 because although the Internet is illegal, marijuana is NOT.

Sweat deal, son. I'm off.

Oh, before I go, do you have any question about the future? (the time machine is for past only, we haven't figured out how to go into the future past where we've already been... keep it up until 2053)

so who runs newgrounds now?

is it meee!?!?!!?!?

Fuck you and your future.
I hope your time machine self destructs with you inside it.

I'll be too old to use the internet by then.

The world is already dead of Global Warming, so fuck you you fucking fraudy fuck.

At 7/29/07 05:21 AM, ExiledSoul wrote: so who runs newgrounds now?

is it meee!?!?!!?!?

Some guy named Frank who won the lotery and bought the rights to NG in 2041.

What's Stamper doing way into the future?

At 7/29/07 05:29 AM, Trambamboline wrote: What's Stamper doing way into the future?

Stamper actually directed a few Adult films and eventually directed the wrong film for the wrong people and got involved in some underground drug traffiking. Sadly he was shot in the faic and died sometime in 2019.

I'd let you watch some of his movies (they were superb, btw) but he didn't start in the film business until after WW3 in around 2017

So did Japanese scientist make robotic sex-slave women in the form of hentai babes?

Is there anywhere in the universe where the Internet is legal?

At 7/29/07 05:34 AM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: So did Japanese scientist make robotic sex-slave women in the form of hentai babes?

Yes, sir! I actually have a few... for "research" if you get me. ;)

But sadly, they were also banned shortly after release in 2031... Alot of shit is banned now.

This amuses me.

What happen to myspace?

At 7/29/07 05:38 AM, Aci6 wrote: So whats the deal with the internet being illegal?
What happened there?

They want u to be dumb in the future, so they banned interglobal information. O and books r illegal 2.

No Hary Poter Oh NOE!

Do Wade's kids go on Newgrounds in the future?

At 7/29/07 05:36 AM, mariobro42 wrote: Is there anywhere in the universe where the Internet is legal?

And if not, what is it replaced by?

Are fallopian tubes still legal? I want my daily meal of fallopian.

Oh fuck, did I just say that?

At 7/29/07 05:42 AM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote:

At 7/29/07 05:38 AM, Aci6 wrote: So whats the deal with the internet being illegal?
What happened there?

They want u to be dumb in the future, so they banned interglobal information. O and books r illegal 2.

You're dumb already, can you type, "you," "oh," "are," and "two"?

Have a try. It's not as hard as you think.

Why did the ban the sex-slaves? WHY?!

Also, why'd they ban the internet?

1. The internet is illegal EVERYWHERE. Some people hold underground servers in their houses, and super nerds hijack a signal and browse old stored sites, but all communication is near impossible over the internet. The government is very strict and controlling.

2. Wade's kids went to newgrounds for a bit, but the net nerds hurt their feelings and they stopped coming before the intenet was banned.

3. Nothing replaced the internet. Government = strict.

At 7/29/07 05:51 AM, MisterSambert wrote:

::stuff

WHAT HAPPENED TO MYSPACE?!

At 7/29/07 05:20 AM, MisterSambert wrote: I bring bad news from the future... yes, Tom has long since died from testicular cancer.

We don't care.

So, if you're caught on the internet, what's the punishment?

Oh yeh, how did WW3 kick off?

who is the president.?
how dose the US flag looks?
can you take a picture of a mustang shelby GT500?

thanks sir. good luck on your time travel.

1. Myspace was bought by google in 2011, but google lost alot of its stock when WW3 came and disbanded the site, leading to thousands of teenage emo suicides.

2. If you're caught on the internet, you'll wind up in jail for a minimun of 5 years, depending on how long you were using it.

3. the was was started when some middleeastern country threateneed USA with nukes and president George H. Ballard issued troops into their country, ad there was a terrorist attack in new york again, this time in some random buildings in the middle of manhatten. Forgive me for not knowing the building names, it was along time ago. but it was a mass underground bombing right in the centre. so, naturally, president Ballard striked back with fighter jets, bombing the shit out of their country and BOOM. WW3.

Ok, any more that I missed?

What does the future look like?

'Kay my final question...
Did Pimp reach level 60?

1. the future is dark pollution fills the skies and technology is corupt.

2. PIMP did not reach level 60... some other peeps did. but PIMP gave up, realizing he was wasting his life. he sold his account on eBay for $11, 276

At 7/29/07 06:01 AM, MisterSambert wrote: Ok, any more that I missed?

My second set of questions.

1. Why Was the Internet banned?
2. Why were the sex-slaves banned?

When do we we get jetpacks?