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Favorite Anchorman Quote. Jul. 28th, 2007 @ 02:29 PM Reply

Last night I got bored and decided to pop in the DVD player Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

I've seen this movie well over 15 times. And it's still funny!

So guys, what is your favorite quote/line in Anchorman.

For me, it's this one.

Brian Fantana: People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Jul. 28th, 2007 @ 02:31 PM Reply

i like scotch... scotchy scotchy scotch


I once stuck my dick in an electrical socket... and do you know what?

My Dick looks pretty when it glows int the dark! :)

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Jul. 28th, 2007 @ 02:47 PM Reply

One of my favorite movies of all time.


Yay, more jokes!

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Jul. 28th, 2007 @ 02:48 PM Reply

"The End."

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Jul. 28th, 2007 @ 02:50 PM Reply

"...then there was some guys on horses, and a man on fire and I killed someone with a trident."

Or something to that effect.


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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Jul. 28th, 2007 @ 03:28 PM Reply

"There periods attract bears"


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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Jul. 28th, 2007 @ 03:33 PM Reply

Veronica; "Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection."
Ron; "Really? Yes, I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the pleats. It's uh, it's actually a n optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to... the pants store. Oh, this is awkward."


This is Newgrounds. Everything is a joke.

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 02:13 PM Reply

"im very aroused" puts me in stiches

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 02:30 PM Reply

"You sound like a gay."

or the smelly pirate hooker part.


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 02:32 PM Reply

Yea, that's great.

lol

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 02:34 PM Reply

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.


Thnx for the sig ParadoxVoid
i look like a ballplaya

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 02:36 PM Reply

Hmm, can't really pick one, it's a toss-up between two of them. Firstly is "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!" followed by "LOUD NOISES!!!" (fucking love Brick <3).

On the other hand, I love the scene when Ron is "talking" to Baxter the dog: "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How's you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad, that's amazing!"

Anchorman rocks.

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 02:37 PM Reply

I'm trapped in a glass cage of emotion.


Need a hot dicking?
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I do voices.

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 02:38 PM Reply

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair


Thnx for the sig ParadoxVoid
i look like a ballplaya

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 03:00 PM Reply

Brick killed a guy! Yeah, Brick did kill a guy out there, I saw that! I suggest you stay low to avoid the cops, hang out with some family in another state or something, until this all settles.

not exact quote, but you get the point
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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 03:03 PM Reply

At 7/28/07 02:48 PM, Jezuz wrote: "I love...chair."

He only says he loves carpet and desk and lamp, no chair ( I saw it yesterday coincidentally).
But for me, I would have to love the Afternoon Delight scene, or 'HEY AQUALUNG'.

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 03:05 PM Reply

These two:

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.


Lucky? My middle name is Luck. Bad is my first name, tho.

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 03:06 PM Reply

I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story, and I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.

CANNONBALL!!!


Twitter / Tumblr / < - Mr. C (Since June 7th, 2001)

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 03:08 PM Reply

"Ron"-well boys the women are taking over the work place. but the is still one thing that us MEN can do.

"one of the others"-whats that Ron?

"Ron"-buy new suits!!!!

then they all gayly jump in the air saying yay.

so fucking funny


if your sad just add money!!

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 03:29 PM Reply

neeeeeeeews teeeeeeam, asseeeeeeeeeemble

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 03:31 PM Reply

anyone related to mythology.

"BY ZUES BEARD"


"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
- Dale Gribble
Please do not contact Homor to get your message added to this sig, there is no more room.

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 03:59 PM Reply

I've got one from each character:

Brick: "Yeah I killed a man... there was a guy on fire, and I stabbed one right through the heart."
Brian: "It works 60% of the time, allthe time."
Champ (is that his name? fuck.): "I love you Ron, the way you smell, and how you dress..."
Ron: Either "I love scotch. Scotch, scotch, scotch. Here it goes, down into my belly." Or "LINDA! there are circles under my eyes! If you were a man I would punch you in the face."


Keepin' Calm and Chiving On
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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 04:06 PM Reply

I love anything Brick says.

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 04:40 PM Reply

"no listen chris, put down the bow and arrow and let the marching band go."
"I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
or maybe even "if you want to throw down, bring it on. I've got jack johnson and tom o'leary waiting for you right here!"

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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 04:51 PM Reply

''The arsonist had oddly shaped feet''

''Where did you get a hard grenade Brick?''
''I, don't know! *straight face*''

''Where did you get them clothes, the...toilet store''

Favorite Anchorman Quote.


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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 04:52 PM Reply

'We've been coming to the same party for years. And in no way is that depressing.'

Genius.


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Response to Favorite Anchorman Quote. Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 04:52 PM Reply

I think this has to be one of my favourites:

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.


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