Pissing out of a window

[TurtleJuice]

So last night around 3AM i really started to need to piss badly. Seeing as it was really late and i had my door closed , and seeing as my door makes a really loud creaking sound when you open it , i decided that opening my door and going to the toilet would wake and infuriate my parents. So i decided the best course of action would be to piss out of a window

How wrong i was

I opened the window and leaned on the window ledge. I pulled my shorts down and proceeded to piss out my window. The sheer manliness of seeing your piss shoot up in the air like a fountain is amazing. This was until i realised that when i stopped pissing it would dribble over my window ledge. I suddenly stop and pull my dick away from the window and my piss shoots all over my other window. Seeing as I've only done half of my pissing , i start pissing out the window again , but i predicted the amount of piss i would shoot was wrong , and instaid of all of it going out the window , half of it flys through the air and half of it dribbles on my window ledge. Upon realizing that I've pissed all over my window and i have nothing to wipe it up with , i start frantically looking around my room for something i can dry my piss up with

Eventually i end up using pages from my Maths book to dry up the piss on my window and the piss on my window ledge. Unfortunately when i wiped up the piss from my window ledge it ends up spreading it around , making a giant dried piss blob on my wooden window ledge

I took a picture of the scene i had created , and went to sleep

Picture enclosed

[TurtleJuice]

I'm surprised a topic as stupid as this got no other posts

[Kreator0943]

Dude, it aint hard to piss out a window and get none on your ledge.

[killer-k13]

i just gonna say wow why did u pull it back tho?

[Satan0666]

haha! You should of peed on someones head

[Latecks]

At 7/28/07 11:31 AM, dethhand wrote: be a man use you'r hand next time you have to poop!!

Immature and unfunny. Die in a fire.

[The-evil-bucket]

At 7/28/07 11:31 AM, Kreator0943 wrote: Dude, it aint hard to piss out a window and get none on your ledge.

Unless you do something like he did, like, be preemptive and pull back early. That's assuming he did anything like this at all, which I doubt.

[Jesse-Ray]

Hahahaha you need to say piss more.

[joeyjoe1]

You should go to another person's house. Then piss into their window. That'll make you feel better.

[TurtleJuice]

At 7/28/07 11:36 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: Hahahaha you need to say piss more.

Yes i did notice when writing how many times i wrote piss. And Window ledge

[ZeroScount]

Lol wtf