No. I'm not a Satanist.

[Dark-Phire]

So yesterday, me and a couple of my friends were waiting outside for The Simpson's Movie.
I was wearing my usual attire; Jeans, and of course a band-T. I chose to wear my Dark Funeral band-T. The T-shirt has the bands name(duh), an inverted pentagram behind it and 2 inverted crosses on each side. One of my favorite shirts of all time.

Time keeps going by, we all notice more people waiting. By now, we had to wait in an actual line to get into the movie. (It was a line outside of the theater. Better spot = Better seats. I.E the middle; which is the only good spot.) So now we're standing in line. WAITING. and... waiting.(The movie started a 7:55PM, we got there at around 6:45PM. Yes, almost a full hour before the movie actually starts. Even then, the line was getting longer and longer.)

As more people pass me to get to the back of this line I realize that more than half of the people passing by notice my shirt. I think really nothing of it, but someone started to shout, "Get that asshole devil worshiper out of the line". As soon we all heard this, we turned to see a family of 3 - A mom, a dad, and their teenage son. (Give or take, about 13-15) We all knew he was referring to me so I lightly responded, "Umm... Are you talking about me?" The guy gives no response, instead he gave me this "I want to fucking kill you" look.

Tension was running pretty high about now, people started starring at me and the guy shouting. Naturally, I didn't take anybody at the mall seriously, so I started giggling a bit. (The theater is connected to the mall.) So it would seem by now the guy had calmed down. He didn't. He came up to me and my friends saying, "Ya' know, we have enough god damn problems with our fucking country right now. Violence, immigration, our president. We don't need another. Take your animal-sacrificing, black cloak-wearing ass out of here?"

We just bursted out with laughter but we all knew the guy was serious when he slammed the wall next to me with his fist. OH YEAH. By now EVERY single soul there was looking at us. I tried explaining, "Chill, man. I'm not a satanist. I don't sacrifice anything for my god. I don't worship anything. No deity, no devine, supernatural being. NOTHING." He gave me a hard look, he said nothing but went back into his spot in line. The manager came out moments later wondering what all the trouble was about. He asked us if anything was going on. We said nothing, just a mis-understanding.

It was really akward through out the whole movie. We never saw that guy again. After the movie, I saw what I figured was his wife. She was apologizing for his husband's actions. We all said it was alright.

So that was my friday night, HOW ABOUT YOU?! :D

[Kearnsy]

The satanist speaks our language!!!................KILL IT!!!!!

[Pointy-Circle]

You should have kicked him in the nuts.

[Kronkus]

You sound emo also thats guy is a phaG

[Jesse-Ray]

I drank 3 bottles of cheap carbonated wine and watched old episodes of Pokemon and Transformers, whilst making an ass of myself. Dont you feel metal bands liek that are too conformed, it seems most every one of them worships some form of satan and conduct themselves all very similarly.

[xstex]

Lol people like that are morons. It angers me that people judge like that. I see it all the time.

[ADHD1134]

I wonder what his kid's going to be like.

[b0uNty]

God ftw

[Dark-Phire]

At 7/28/07 09:36 AM, Kearnsy wrote: The satanist speaks our language!!!................KILL IT!!!!!

Str%u012Bdere!

Oh and here's the shirt:

[CIA]

Oh lawd.

[Centurion-Ryan]

At 7/28/07 09:36 AM, Kearnsy wrote: The satanist speaks our language!!!................KILL IT!!!!!

Right, we throw him in a fire, the shirt burns and we let him go, if it doesn't burn we go and do something else.

[Dark-Phire]

At 7/28/07 09:39 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: I drank 3 bottles of cheap carbonated wine and watched old episodes of Pokemon and Transformers, whilst making an ass of myself.

Happy to hear about your friday. :D

Dont you feel metal bands liek that are too conformed, it seems most every one of them worships some form of satan and conduct themselves all very similarly.

Well, if you mean black metal, then yes. It's a controversial topic to write lyrics about, one that could have more and more listeners.
Good music IMO.

[XChainsawX]

I was called facist once.
all bacause of this Iron maiden logo on the back of my T-shirt :|
(and the angry skeletons at the front :P )

[TigerDemon]

Try being openly pagan. I have had more than my share of shit like this and its really annoying. The best one had to be when a large church group started to bother me and I recognised on of the teens the as some one I taught bible study to when I was a youth minister. So I walked over and asked him if he remembered what the bible said about judeing others. Then as the muttered some crap about the condition of my soul I told them to remove the beam in thier own eye before going after the speck in their neighbors. Nothing like owning Fundis with thier own holy book.

[Dark-Phire]

At 7/28/07 09:49 AM, XChainsawX wrote: I was called facist once.
all bacause of this Iron maiden logo on the back of my T-shirt :|

This wasn't the first time this has happened. I was wearing a different shirt, however.
I was wearing a Dying Fetus(band) shirt that had the phrase, "ONE shot, ONE kill" on the back pictured with crosshairs and a picture of Osama bin Laden as a target. This, (What I'm going to assume is some hippie. Not to say that all hippies are like this) anti-war protester started ranting about how I was supporting war and domestic violence. BLAH, BLAH.

It's a pretty good way to kill some boredom you've had on.

[Champigne]

11th Satanic Rule of the Earth

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

[Jesse-Ray]

At 7/28/07 09:52 AM, TigerDemon wrote: Nothing like owning Fundis with thier own holy book.

Did you just cooly abbreviate fundamentalists?

[TigerDemon]

At 7/28/07 09:57 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote:

At 7/28/07 09:52 AM, TigerDemon wrote: Nothing like owning Fundis with thier own holy book.

Did you just cooly abbreviate fundamentalists?

Yes, yes I did. Its a common slang in pagan circiles just like Xians is slang for christians.

[XChainsawX]

At 7/28/07 09:54 AM, Dark-Phire wrote:

At 7/28/07 09:49 AM, XChainsawX wrote: I was called facist once.
all bacause of this Iron maiden logo on the back of my T-shirt :|

This wasn't the first time this has happened. I was wearing a different shirt, however.
I was wearing a Dying Fetus(band) shirt that had the phrase, "ONE shot, ONE kill" on the back pictured with crosshairs and a picture of Osama bin Laden as a target. This, (What I'm going to assume is some hippie. Not to say that all hippies are like this) anti-war protester started ranting about how I was supporting war and domestic violence. BLAH, BLAH.

It's a pretty good way to kill some boredom you've had on.

Religious people and pacifists seem to hold a grudge against metal t-shirts :D
I'll go wear my Bodom t-shirt and run around the nearest church for great luls :)

[Casualty]

You just earned my respect. For a good while. I wish we had a country with problems and shit though, then I'd get out and offense people by wearing a T-shirt...

[7384-9809]

You should have told him: "It's a free country, I wear what I want, tolerate it or GTFO of America."

[Satan0666]

Everyone kill the satanist!

[TurtleJuice]

At 7/28/07 09:36 AM, Kearnsy wrote: The satanist speaks our language!!!................KILL IT!!!!!

Burn it!

[MCU]

Well all I did on Friday night was shout at some devil worshippin' , animal sacrificin' satanist at the movie theatre by my local mall.

[Dark-Phire]

At 7/28/07 10:01 AM, Casualty wrote: You just earned my respect. For a good while. I wish we had a country with problems and shit though, then I'd get out and offense people by wearing a T-shirt...

Yeah. Some people are a bit close-minded here. LIKE WHEN I GO INTO THE MALL AND EVERYONE ASSUMES I'M A GOTH HEADING TO HOT-TOPIC. It's really annoying sometimes.

At 7/28/07 10:02 AM, 7384-9809 wrote: You should have told him: "It's a free country, I wear what I want, tolerate it or GTFO of America."

I was already provoking the guy a lot, he probably would've swung at me. (I'm 15, about 5'12 - 6'1. I have facial hair, slightly bad hair. I look 17, or so people tell me.) I'm not the type to fight, nor the type to cause discomfort to anybody. Even though I did anyways. :|

[AlexMoosh]

A similar thing happened to me once, but I was wearing a different type of shirt. I was wearing a shirt I got from the River City Cafe in Mrytle Beach, and on the back in huge letters it says "Got Nuts?" You see, at this particular place, there are bowls of peanuts everywhere, and peanut shells all over the floor.
I was at the mall with my 2 friends, and this adult, I'd assume, comes up to us and tells me I'm a smartass and that my shirt is inappropriate. I tell him I have freedom of expression, and can do whatever the fuck I want. He then calls over mall security, demanding they make me leave. The security guards, who go to my school XD, said "Sir, there is nothing wrong with that shirt. As you can see, the "o" in "Got" is a peanut. So it's not vulgar."

Mall security ftw!

[yurgenburgen]

You handled the situation well. I bet he expected you to start swearing and going crazy at him, but you took the high road. Nice one. I've had experiences like that as well, since I wear Cannibal Corpse shirts, Gorgoroth shirts, etc.

One time I was wearing my Rammstein shirt and I was approached by a group of four girls (who were all wearing those gay pink hoodies with the name of an American state sewed across the chest) and they asked me if I liked the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. When I said no, they repeatedly called me a "bastard."

There's dickheads everywhere.

[FourthHorsemanDeath]

Uh, Satanists don't worship satan, The word Satan directly translates to "The Oppressed" so those that are Satanists, are just outcasts of society, that guy I believe had his facts wrong. He should have called you a Devil Worshiper, not a satanist...

Just my 69 cents...

[Dark-Phire]

At 7/28/07 10:18 AM, FourthHorsemanDeath wrote: Just my 69 cents...

Well, there is no established sense of the word, but you're very smart to point it out.
Here's a dollar!

[TigerDemon]

At 7/28/07 10:18 AM, FourthHorsemanDeath wrote: Uh, Satanists don't worship satan, The word Satan directly translates to "The Oppressed" so those that are Satanists, are just outcasts of society, that guy I believe had his facts wrong. He should have called you a Devil Worshiper, not a satanist...

Just my 69 cents...

Ummm sorry but your wrong:
Satan, from the Hebrew word for "adversary" (Standard Hebrew: %u05E9%u05B8%u05C2%u05D8%u05B8%u05DF, Satan; Tiberian Hebrew %u015A%u0101%u1E6D%u0101n; Koine Greek: %u03A3%u03B1%u03C4%u03B1%u03BD%u03AC%u03 C2 Satanás, Persian: %u0627%u0647%u0631%u06CC%u0645%u0646, Satanás; Aramaic: %u05E1%u05D8%u05E0%u05D0, Sa%u1E6Dänä; Arabic: %u0634%u064A%u0637%u0627%u0646, %u0160ay%u1E6D%u0101n, Ge'ez: %u1233%u12ED%u1323%u1295 S%u0101y%u1E6D%u0101n, Turkish: %u015Eeytan), is a term that originates from the Abrahamic faiths, being traditionally applied to an angel. Ha-Satan is the accuser, a member of the divine council, who challenged the religious faith of humans, especially in the books of Job and Zechariah. Abrahamic religious belief systems other than Judaism relate this term to a demon, a rebellious fallen angel, devil, minor god and idolatry, or as an allegory for evil.
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