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Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:16:33 Reply

Ok, say that there is a giant pool that is 4 feet deep. Deep enough for a great white shark to swim, but shallow enough for a gorilla to walk around in.

A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

Who wins?


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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:17:14 Reply

Chuck Norris, of course.

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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:17:34 Reply

At 7/27/07 06:16 PM, Epica wrote: Ok, say that there is a giant pool that is 4 feet deep. Deep enough for a great white shark to swim, but shallow enough for a gorilla to walk around in.

A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

Who wins?

Why dont we bump it up a size?

king kong (or dk) verses the shark from jaws

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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:17:45 Reply

At 7/27/07 06:16 PM, Epica wrote: Ok, say that there is a giant pool that is 4 feet deep. Deep enough for a great white shark to swim, but shallow enough for a gorilla to walk around in.

A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

Who wins?

Me.

Thread edn.


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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:18:04 Reply

Electric wire.

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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:18:56 Reply

I'm putting my money on the gorilla. If the shark manages to bite his leg, heäll be open för som severe beating by the ape. That's the disadvantage of having no arms.

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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:20:22 Reply

the gorilla cause it can lift the shark out of the water and throw it out so it can't breathe


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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:21:26 Reply

Gorilla. Because of thumbs.


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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:22:01 Reply

God, for he pays with human sacrifices.


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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:22:27 Reply

A hairdryer.


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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:24:55 Reply

At 7/27/07 06:20 PM, alien-killer1 wrote: the gorilla cause it can lift the shark out of the water and throw it out so it can't breathe

I doubt that, Gorrilas are strong, But lets face it I doubt it would be able to pick up a couple of thousand pound shark (whcih is slippery by the way, making it much more difficult).

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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:24:58 Reply

My money's on the gorilla.

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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:27:23 Reply

I`ll say shark.

He can jump and eat the gorillas head with one bite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYbCMdR38 us&mode=related&search=

Besides, sharks can weight tons. TONS

Fuck your gorilla =3


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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:34:55 Reply

Why don't you write a book about it?


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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:35:12 Reply

100% Shark.

The gorilla wouldn't have a chance unless the shark was out of the water. All the shark would do is bite the gorilla and drag it into the water, then the gorilla would bleed out from the bite wound, and probably drown.


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Response to Gorilla versus Shark 2007-07-27 18:36:10 Reply

The shark would win. Just like in The Simpsons.