Post Your Inventions!!

[TOEZ]

After watching some episodes of "American Inventor", let's all post our inventions; what we have just made up to help us in the future. Or Innovations of every day materials we use.

Now, you can post any invention, even it's a robotic dildo with wings (most of you will post something that will have to do with a sex object), but if you're more of the serious type or something like that and have thought of things that should be made (like a hovercar, or something), go right ahead.

[Frostbreath]

We did a project at school where we'd think of an innovation and then develop a prototype for it. Me and my group made an electro-heated toiletseat :D

Not exactly an invention, but it was pretty fun to do. Except for all the paperwork.

[AwesomeSauce]

The Internet. >:(

[Bomshaw]

Okay.

My invention is really helpful. If you can't reach a lightswitch, or forgot your garage remote at home, you would just snap your fingers. One snap, and light would fill your room

Completley original

[Rebel-V-Elite]

I invented the modern penis :D

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 7/26/07 10:28 PM, TOEZ wrote: (most of you will post something that will have to do with a sex object).

I call it THE MEGA JERKER. It consists of a ring on an arm-type appendage, a dildo on another arm-like appendage, and an optional duel nipple-pinch attachment. You see, the machine runs from your body heat as it simultaneously plunges in and out of your ass and jerks you off at the same time (thus raping your anal cavity of resources, it can run off shit and sperm too). It is 100% lube-safe if your a wimp and it comes with a complementary whip.

[IndyKid500]

Magic.

:Its rly useful.

[superratso]

I have the plans for a perpetual motion device, it's quite possible it could work.

[Bus-Driver]

Pencil glued to pen, I call it, pencilpen!

[Yutxzz]

A flexibal ruler that will allow you to draw curved and striaght lines. The ruler will be made up of springs so you can lock the ruler in place once you bend it. Once the ruler is unlocked, it returns to it's straight self.

[superratso]

You should tell your inventions, but don't give away how you make em, cause I don't think many of them have a copywrite

[4Doctodragon]

At 7/26/07 10:30 PM, AwesomeSauce wrote: The Internet. >:(

No wai! Al Gore clearly invented the internet!

[IndyKid500]

Pizza with pretzel crust!

:could be delicious!

[ZJ]

I call em Stick-ems!

P.S. Does anyone get the refrence?

[Lasergates]

At 7/26/07 10:42 PM, Yutxzz wrote: A flexibal ruler that will allow you to draw curved and striaght lines. The ruler will be made up of springs so you can lock the ruler in place once you bend it. Once the ruler is unlocked, it returns to it's straight self.

you do know that there is something 100x better then what you are talking about right?

[Jesus-Owns-X]

I made this i call him FAIL cat and i post him on threads that FAIL

OH SH-:

[Grade-Zero]

The Iron Fist! It's an iron glove you slip on your hand. Not only does it protect your hands, but it can also create electrical bombs, hypnotize people into doing your bidding, and shoot fire from the fingertips. It's perfect for laughs, making people fear you, and enslaving the human! Rule with an Iron Fist today!

[thedude27]

At 7/26/07 10:39 PM, superratso wrote: I have the plans for a perpetual motion device, it's quite possible it could work.

thats impossible because of the laws of phisics. it would have to have a fule source to keep going or it would die out eventually.

[Rumbumfucknut]

I invented the Whoowhatsamafucksit. The term Whoowhatsamafucksit is used to describe someone science can't. ie, Michael Jackson. Take this sentence: Michael Jackson is a woman. No he's not. He's a Whoowhatsamafucksit.

[IndyKid500]

Its a mat you jump to when your thinking of something.

:I call it a jump to conclusions mat.

[UnremarkableBoy]

The back/butt scratcher :I

[Yutxzz]

At 7/26/07 10:47 PM, Lasergates wrote: you do know that there is something 100x better then what you are talking about right?

No.