Your name on Urban dictionary
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Arthur 33 up, 56 down
To ruin, or attempt to ruin, someone's chances of pulling a member of the opposite sex. Can be intentional, accidental or reckless.
Roland introduced Claire to his friend, Jeremy. Jeremy called Claire "Dawn" by accident, as he thought that was her name. Claire looked at Roland confused.
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1. denis
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Denis is the biggest Pimp known to man and every girl wants him and every guy wants to be him
I wish i could do denis this weekend hes so irrasistable
First one, Check it if you want
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Alex
A woman with mannish features mainly in the facial hair department. They are often control freaks and are obsessed with boys who have no interest in them, yet they still try to seduce them. They are also known to be bitchy and try to pretend they are popular when really, they are the centre of all hilarious jokes.
Boy: is that a girl or a boy?
bystander: i think its an alex.
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wtf lawl
Krista- Insanity, or madness, is a semi-permanent, severe mental disorder typically stemming from a form of mental illness.
In popular culture, something "insane" is something extremely foolish, while persons may be deemed "insane" if their behavior strongly deviates from accepted social norms. The term is typically negative, but departure from established norms may also be seen as a positive quality; in this case, being "insane" is being daringly unconventional or individualistic. This use of insane is illustrated by the following quote from Henry David Thoreau's A Plea for Captain John Brown:
Many, no doubt, are well disposed, but sluggish by constitution and by habit, and they cannot conceive of a man who is actuated by higher motives than they are. Accordingly they pronounce this man insane, for they know that they could never act as he does, as long as they are themselves.
In this sense, "insanity" is not implied to be an actual disorder, let alone severe. Concerning addiction to substances, insanity is recognized in twelve-step recovery groups as "repeating the same mistakes and expecting different results".
used in a sentence to describe a person on how they are acting crazy. example: "come on... don't go Krista on me."
And another.
Krista - a slang term for mollusk, normally used in canada.
"Look at all the different kinds of kristas here!"
Insane snail?
I hope Gamera smites you for your wicked ways.
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David.
A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
- MrLuckDuck
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I win I think.
mason
A very large and erected penis, comes from the old days of masonry, when they worked with long hard stones and bricks.
1. He could build a house with that MASON
2. He can hit ball with that MASON
3. My MASON is freaking enormous
4. Your mom loves my MASON alot
I have a big mason. :)
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cool...
Thomas 26 up, 13 down
'thomas' means twin.
Thomas also is meant to be a doubter according to the bible
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Emil - 24 up, 10 down
A poking device used in Yugoslavian terriroties back in the 1400's.
"Poketh me not with thee emil, Ishmail!"
I never knew :O
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At 7/26/07 03:39 PM, Shawtey wrote: i searched both spellings of my name
one was about farting and the other was about jizzing on someones chest and flicking it into their mouth
I was just drinking some Coke until some came out of my nose. That's very funny...
Not needed, non needed, no one bled.
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1. A Jewish exile in Babylon, the subject of the Book of Daniel and the most well-known of the three biblical Daniels.
2. A Tightarse
1. "ARGH LIONS!!!"
2. Josh: Ey Daniel do you want to go to the movies tonight?
Danniel: No, I'm a tightarse.
Josh: Yerrrrr!
Daniel.
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Noun - The appropriate term to be used when, in a game of Tennis, one player hits the ball into the net without the ball first bouncing on his own side; that is, when a player hits the ball and it goes straight into the net, thusly costing the player the point. It is both an embarassing and costly mistake.
Note that one cannot perform an Evan while serving; if one serves and the ball goes straight into the net, it is simply a 'net' ball, as opposed to an 'Evan'.
I was playing this hella tough match against Phil and I made an Evan and lost the tie-breaker... how awful!
tags tennis failure embarassment terrible mistake
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3. dan 59 up, 70 down
A collective noun for a large group of wankers
a pack of dogs, a pod of whales, a dan of wankers
^lol
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Wow, my name kicks ass.
Will: 264 up, 157 down
A trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed son of a bitch. Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them.
A Will usually carries two different personalities. There is the fiery emotional character who is caring, compassionate, and aggressive when angered, as well as the cold, contemplative warrior that he is frequently percieved as. Described as having "unlimited patience, and unlimited rage".
Well known for their craftsmanship, creative, and/or debating skills. Feelings towards them are usually extreme, being either deep affection or incredible hate. They dislike making enemies but strangely take pleasure in physical fighting, and are sometimes too quick to resolve situations with physical force.
Overall, though they may be intimidating at first, they are often kind people at heart, and are prone to emotional damage resulting from failed or lost relationships. As a slight result of this, many "Will"-type people are social nomads, not really binding with any type of social clique and working best by themselves.
Though a trait that they are certainly not proud of, some Wills are so eager to create friends, not enemies, that they will lie, and this actually leads to loosing in relationships, further on. They fiercely adhere to their beliefs however, and some even live by a veritable "code of honor", somewhat like modern-day samurai.
"He was pulling some real stuff... and he was so aggressive with him!" Thomas spoke to his friend, recollecting the earlier fight. "He usually doesn't seem like this; perhaps he's turning into another Will?"
William: 46 up, 17 down
A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.
My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William...
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I kinda like the 6th definition.
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Well here's mine.
1. Nick 476 up, 151 down
Bag of weed costing $5. Short for "Nickel".
We had a dime last night, but we smoked it down to a nick.
2. Nick 292 up, 140 down
To sleep with any girl that comes your way, regardless of looks...cause hey, you wanna fuck, she's there, and you're drunk enough to do it.
guy 1: Did you take that random chick home with you last night?
guy 2: Fuck yeah, I nicked her!
Hah, I lol'd.
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1. Brian
someone who is usually always irish with intreguing blue eyes. As with most irish people, he is almost always easier to figure out while heavily induced with alcohol. You're never sure if you want to date this person, or aviod them at all costs. Brian generally has no enemies, but at times is intensely disliked by his friends. He is great at making you feel big emotions, while using small words, and half ass'd glances.
someone who is usually always irish with intreguing blue eyes. As with most irish people, he is almost always easier to figure out while heavily induced with alcohol. You're never sure if you want to date this person, or aviod them at all costs. Brian generally has no enemies, but at times is intensely disliked by his friends. He is great at making you feel big emotions, while using small words, and half ass'd glances.
2. Brian
1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend
1. "God, he's really in denial about that girl---he's acting like a Brian."
2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.
3. "You've been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me."
3. brian
The meaning of this name is not known for certain but it is possibly related to the Old Celtic element bre meaning "hill", or by extension "high, noble".
Brian Boru was an Irish king who thwarted Viking attempts to conquer Ireland in the 11th century. He was victorious in the Battle of Clontarf, but he himself was slain.
Huh?
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Here is what I got for my name...
1. kyle 273 up, 113 down
Kyle Brovlofski, one of the four potty-mouthed kids (along with Stan, Kenny and Eric Cartman who are the main characters in the Comedy Central cartoon "South Park". Kyle is the good-hearted kid who always tries to do the right thing (just as Stan is the rational/practical one and Cartman is the racist a-hole), but usually wraps himself around the emotional axle trying to do it. Kyle is constantly tormented by Cartman for being Jewish. The second half of the "They killed Kenny" / "You bastards!" joke.
Stan: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You bastards!"
2. Kyle 137 up, 67 down
First name (male) with Celtic origins meaning:
1. Handsome
2. Narrow channel
3. Near the chapel
Has been among the 100 most popular names for the last 30 years.
1. That Kyle Backer was sure named appropriately; he is HOT
3. kyle 325 up, 283 down
a boy's name which implies that he will be greedy and rather self centered. he may have emotional problems, especially with anger.
i named my son kyle because his first word was mine!
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1. peter
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the penis (see also cock,pecker)
He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone.
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1. Steven 531 up, 265 down
Sexy, Cool, Swave and Sophisticated
"Your Such A Steven!"
tags savvy sexual funny cute smart
2. Steven 140 up, 64 down
a) The Brotha-man, Steve-o, Stephenopolous, Steve-arino, The Steve-meister, all are common nicknames given to one named Steven. These nicknames stem from many sources, the largest of which is Rob Schnider on SNL as the Copy Guy.
b) One who is large and in charge, a breaker of the will of other men.
c) The funniest kid you have ever met.
a) Hey, Brotha-man you are the definition of Steve-arino!!
b) Dude that guy is Steve'. (or) That Steven is so gonna beat you down.
c) Steve Martin, Steve Lynch, Steven Burmeister, Steven Colbert Steve-o -from Jackass-, (enough said)
tags steve martin steve-o rob schnider steve funny jackass
3. steven 174 up, 133 down
a person who loves cake. sometimes rude. watch out he breaks chairs. XD. sometimes funny though. HAHAHAHA!!! oh and speaking of laughing he laughs like drunk teletubbie.
oh crap! steven's coming! hide the cake!
tags cake rude chair breaker funny drunk
Brawl Friend code 0001-3558-3010
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Karri isn't defined yet, but these are pretty close:
1. Karry 2 up, 3 down
Intelligent, and yet, a repulsive douchebag.
2. Karry 2 up, 3 down
A little loud boy who messes around a lot and tells the lamest joke, but deep down is really sweet; something that is liked by Nhi.
Nhi: Damn, who is that boy?
Friend: Oh, him? You would be into him. He's a Karry.
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WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING SHIT!
Seems like I don't like it.
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All was well , until i realised it was the definition for a girls name
The most incredible person someone could be friend with. Kind, caring, beautiful, everything else. Listens to you when your in need and will be there for you. Easily the most astounding and coolest girl a guy could meet.
Somebody make me a cunting signature.
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Lol.
I Put in Kiddi.
1. kiddie
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See Script Kiddie
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2. kiddie fiddler
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one who fiddles with kiddies
you are such a kiddie fiddler
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3. Vamps
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script kiddie
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4. kiddy fiddler
47 up, 31 down
Child Rapist
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5. kiddy toucher
6 up, 1 down
A paedophile.
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6. Arsenal Fan
20 up, 27 down
Kiddie Fiddler,
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7. kiddie
21 up, 7 down
What a pedo wants.
Can you get me some kiddie?
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1. ross
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ross
adj. ross·er, ross·ome
n. ross·ity, ross·ness
1. Of or pertaining to something, that, by the carefully judged standards of a select few individuals, is very cool and awesome
Fuck yeah!
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ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!
If you can't find a door, make one. Because it certainly won't fucking make itself.





