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At 7/26/07 12:29 PM, Danish-Cartoonist wrote: HOLY SHIT!!!!

How can you stay standing up AND wank yourself from start to finish off and cum? That's what you don't wank in the shower... I only wank at the computer or on my bed. Do you have foreskin? Coz if you do, why the fuck are you using lubrication? Unless you were REALLY bored....

I masturbate in the shower. I never masturbate in my bed. The shower is much better because it's so much easier to clean up.

At 7/26/07 12:16 PM, CryptosPainbringer wrote: Tell someone else to wank with baby oil and see if it happens to them.

lol yeah try that

At 7/26/07 12:16 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote: Some say that wanking with baby oil makes u a pedo.

Of course! It's oil made up out of babies!

Call your Congressman?

At 7/26/07 12:29 PM, Danish-Cartoonist wrote: HOLY SHIT!!!!

How can you stay standing up AND wank yourself from start to finish off and cum? That's what you don't wank in the shower... I only wank at the computer or on my bed. Do you have foreskin? Coz if you do, why the fuck are you using lubrication? Unless you were REALLY bored....

If you're asking how I can stand and wank, the answer is that I'm stronger than you.

At 7/26/07 12:12 PM, IrishLaddie wrote: my dad would beat me if he knew I had been masturbating.

why would he ever do that???

as for your problem, i wish i could help you

At 7/26/07 12:24 PM, Jesus-Christ wrote:

Why the fuck did you just steal my sig idea?

All I can say is- you're fucked. Maybe you should search for the answer on Google or something instead of NG.

you can cut your veins. or kiss chuck norris.

At 7/26/07 12:12 PM, IrishLaddie wrote:

Help?

Stop using Baby oil or anything with high/low pH values, especially soaps.

Sticking to hydrating lotions is advised if you are to fap without getting skin problems again.

At 7/26/07 12:50 PM, IrishLaddie wrote:

At 7/26/07 12:29 PM, Danish-Cartoonist wrote:

If you're asking how I can stand and wank, the answer is that I'm stronger than you.

Lol i doubt that... it's just that I've tried in the shower, but I guess I just need a woman with me, I can't ever finish myself off in a shower... I can only do it if I've rooting a bird up against the wall.... And I guess with water restrictions down here, we're (sniff) supposed to do our part to not have really long showers...

Your dad beats you for masturbating? o_O

At 7/26/07 12:39 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

:The shower is much better because it's so much easier to clean up.

They're called tissues mate... Perhaps you've heard of them??

Burn it then