Have you ever been caught fapping?

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Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 07:58:20 Reply

Have you? My friend and cousing both claim they have, but I bet they're lieing. So Newgrounds... Has anyone been caught?

Because kittens scare me...

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 07:58:55 Reply

We prefer to call it "spanking the monkey" thankyou.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 07:59:07 Reply

At 7/26/07 07:58 AM, Jaredcatz wrote: Have you? My friend and cousing both claim they have, but I bet they're lieing. So Newgrounds... Has anyone been caught?

...maybe

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 07:59:09 Reply

At 7/26/07 07:58 AM, Jaredcatz wrote: Have you? My friend and cousing both claim they have, but I bet they're lieing. So Newgrounds... Has anyone been caught?

Yes.
But I did a Barrel Roll.
So No.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:01:35 Reply

At 7/26/07 07:59 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 7/26/07 07:58 AM, Jaredcatz wrote: Have you? My friend and cousing both claim they have, but I bet they're lieing. So Newgrounds... Has anyone been caught?
Yes.
But I did a Barrel Roll.
So No.

"Barrel Roll"? Call me retarded, but what's that?

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:03:41 Reply

Yes

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:04:03 Reply

At 7/26/07 08:01 AM, Jaredcatz wrote: Call me retarded

No

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:06:12 Reply

yeah but by my girlfriend so dint matter much

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:10:30 Reply

Call me a NG bbs noob, but what is "Frapping?"

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:11:07 Reply

At 7/26/07 08:06 AM, OkamiLeadDog wrote: yeah but by my girlfriend so dint matter much

LIES!!!!!

If you've ever been caught faping, it was by you're mother,father etc.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:14:53 Reply

Yes too many times

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:17:47 Reply

At 7/26/07 08:01 AM, Jaredcatz wrote:
At 7/26/07 07:59 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 7/26/07 07:58 AM, Jaredcatz wrote: Have you? My friend and cousing both claim they have, but I bet they're lieing. So Newgrounds... Has anyone been caught?
Yes.
But I did a Barrel Roll.
So No.
Call me retarded

No, it's actually the other way around.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:19:02 Reply

At 7/26/07 08:10 AM, Gray-Outlook wrote: Call me a NG bbs noob, but what is "Frapping?"

Wanking

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:27:52 Reply

almost, but no.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:29:09 Reply

Never closer than "No don't open the door, don't open the door! WAIT!"

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:29:36 Reply

At 7/26/07 08:10 AM, Gray-Outlook wrote: Call me a NG bbs noob, but what is "Frapping?"

You're a fucking idiot..

And No.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:30:56 Reply

Once It came very close, I forgot to lock the door, and just as I was about to finish I heard my Mum come up the stairs.
I managed to pull my boxers up by the time she got in, Though I didn't have a chance to turn of the porn so if she had seen the screen I would have been busted.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:32:30 Reply

I don't fap cus I'm a gilrl. But I did get caught out getting reacquainting with myselfi i.e petting the pussy by my boyfriend. I was watching porn too. It was alittle embarassing but I survived.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:38:31 Reply

At 7/26/07 07:58 AM, Spanish-Castle-Magic wrote: We prefer to call it "spanking the monkey" thankyou.

Or Bashing the bishop.
Or Jerkin' the gherkin.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:46:08 Reply

At 7/26/07 08:32 AM, greenfaerie4 wrote: I don't fap cus I'm a gilrl. But I did get caught out getting reacquainting with myselfi i.e petting the pussy by my boyfriend. I was watching porn too. It was alittle embarassing but I survived.

ZOMG a girl watching porn? Strange...

Do you watch yiffy as well?

Because kittens scare me...

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 08:47:33 Reply

It's plishy plush to me instead of fap.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 09:21:55 Reply

I prefer to call it jerkin the gherkin

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 09:25:38 Reply

A lot of times sadly. My computer is close to my back-door, so it's the first thing anyone notices when they come in. By god it's hard to look casual in your boxers with a raging hard-on.

You better get outta my face, or i'm gonna ROUNDHOUSE your ass!!!!

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 09:32:15 Reply

At 7/26/07 08:01 AM, Jaredcatz wrote: Call me retarded, but what's that?

Yes I will, retard.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2007-07-26 10:04:22 Reply

At 13/70/98 15:60 AM, A-Total-Dumbass wrote:

:Did you know you can make it seem like people said things they didn't by editing responses?
Why yes actually, I'm doing it right now.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2008-06-17 17:43:10 Reply

At 7/26/07 10:04 AM, DamienFulp wrote:
At 13/70/98 15:60 AM, A-Total-Dumbass wrote: Did you know you can make it seem like people said things they didn't by editing responses?
Why yes actually, I'm doing it right now.

Epic fail.

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2008-06-17 17:46:30 Reply

At 7/26/07 07:58 AM, Spanish-Castle-Magic wrote: We prefer to call it "spanking the monkey" thankyou.

I call it "banking" these days

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2008-06-17 17:52:05 Reply

There's been a few close calls...

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Response to Have you ever been caught fapping? 2008-06-17 18:29:55 Reply

Well I'm a girl, so it sounded a bit more like squelching than fapping, but yeah, I was having drunken phone sex on Christmas Eve and my mother, father, and grandmother could all hear me and my exceptionally loud guy friend. I have to say that was my best Christmas ever.