I caught a baseball.

[DWARFINATORclock]

Like in most countries, baseball is a national pastime in Holland. Last night, I was at one of the biggest games in the country, a fierce battle between Halmstad Bengals and Linköping Patriots. It sure was an awesome game, and what made it even better for me is that I caught the ball after a home run. The pitcher, Henrik Larsson made a bad mistake, and Ljungberg hit the ball perfectly, and it flew straight into my hand basically. This is something I never thought would happen.

Anyway, after the game I of course try to get an autograph from the shortstop player on the ball I caught, so I line up with a lot of other people at the player exit from the stadium. This is where I met one of the sexiest blonde girls I've ever seen. She looked breathtaking in her top and skirt. We made some awkward small talk we hit off big time, and decided to take a coffee instead of waiting a long time for the players to come out.

To make a long story short, we soon ended up at the girl's place, and she started to go down on me. I started stroking her long black hair, and continued while grabbing her tits and ass with both my hands. She continued sucking while I took her sweater off and removed the bra with my teeth. I took off her pants, and her lack of panties was pleasing, along with her shaved pussy.

We decided to try 69, and while in it, I rammed my cock deep in her asshole. She moaned like crazy, and I think I made her cum like twice by the look of her face. After this, I spread her clitoris, gripped the glans of my shaft and slid in. She looked great, and I noticed that she really was a natural redhead. We went through all the popular positions, like doggie style, missionary and the Spanish fly, and I think she came about every two minutes. After five hours of hot, raw, sex with this stunning brunette, I finished it off by coming on her tits, and she swallowed it all.

So, have you ever caught a ball on a home run?

[Spanish-Castle-Magic]

*claps*

.....many times

[Drift-And-Die]

Many, many times.

Though I prefer to bat ;)

[Grub-Xer0]

I was at a Yankee game two weeks ago and a home run was hit near me in the upper deck. I was pissed. I didnt even get to see myself on the tv the next day. The damn cameraman zoomed in too fast.

[Wota-Animations]

well i from australia and seeming as they dont have a league here and i have never watched a game of it in my life i have to say no i havent!

[DWARFINATORclock]

At 7/26/07 07:51 AM, Wota-Animations wrote: well i from australia and seeming as they dont have a league here and i have never watched a game of it in my life i have to say no i havent!

Well, you are missing out!

[SlayThePirate]

i caught a Burglar.. in my house

[Corky-D]

At 7/26/07 07:46 AM, DWARFINATORclock wrote:
This is where I met one of the sexiest blonde girls I've ever seen...
I started stroking her long black hair, :
I noticed that she really was a natural redhead.
with this stunning brunette, I finished it off by

What the fuck?

So, have you ever caught a ball on a home run?

No.

[Black-Flame]

No, because baseball is a shit game and it isn't played in Ireland (thankfully)

Btw, that sex story was funny.

[Incognitus]

I didn't think baseball was big in Holland, but hey.

[DWARFINATORclock]

At 7/26/07 08:17 AM, Incognitus wrote: I didn't think baseball was big in Holland, but hey.

It totally is.

[Lost-Chances]

At 7/26/07 08:04 AM, Corky-D wrote:

At 7/26/07 07:46 AM, DWARFINATORclock wrote:
This is where I met one of the sexiest blonde girls I've ever seen...
I started stroking her long black hair, :
I noticed that she really was a natural redhead.
with this stunning brunette, I finished it off by

What the fuck?

I confused me as well.

[HuIk]

Grats on 5some.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Holy shit, Dwarfinatorclock is female.

[NightmareFire]

I dream. I dream I will.

[zombiefy1]

............baseball sucks

[Kain-Ceverus]

At 7/26/07 07:55 AM, DWARFINATORclock wrote:

At 7/26/07 07:51 AM, Wota-Animations wrote: well i from australia and seeming as they dont have a league here and i have never watched a game of it in my life i have to say no i havent!

Well, you are missing out!

Yeah! By doing so, you can also make fake sex stories to make you think you're cool!

[cast]

This is the best Topic I've ever read on Newgrounds. PERIOD

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

At 7/26/07 12:15 PM, Kain-Ceverus wrote:
Yeah! By doing so, you can also make fake sex stories to make you think you're cool!

You're incredible!

[Jon]

I just shed a tear.

You are God.

[TheVulcan]

This is where I met one of the sexiest blonde girls I've ever seen...
I started stroking her long black hair, :
I noticed that she really was a natural redhead.
with this stunning brunette, I finished it off by

Glad to see I'm not the only one who caught that.

[DWARFINATORclock]

At 7/26/07 12:13 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Holy shit, Dwarfinatorclock is female.

Oh shit, you got me.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 7/26/07 07:46 AM, DWARFINATORclock wrote: We decided to try 69, and while in it, I rammed my cock deep in her asshole.

I loll'd.

[Cheekyvincent]

At 7/26/07 07:46 AM, DWARFINATORclock wrote: We decided to try 69, and while in it, I rammed my cock deep in her asshole.

arent u a female?

for catching a baseball, you deserve one of these...

omfg pirst pic on new bbs

[CanadaPirateM]

At 7/26/07 07:46 AM, DWARFINATORclock wrote:

We decided to try 69, and while in it, I rammed my cock deep in her asshole.

i didn't notice the changing hair color, but this is what sent off the warning lights for me

[Frostbreath]

The only thing that made me raise an eyebrow was that fact that Henrik Larsson and Ljungberg are playing baseball in holland. What'd you make of that? :D

Hahahahaha, i love your story.

[DWARFINATORclock]

At 7/26/07 12:24 PM, Cheekyvincent wrote:

At 7/26/07 07:46 AM, DWARFINATORclock wrote: We decided to try 69, and while in it, I rammed my cock deep in her asshole.

arent u a female?

I am, I just wanted to post a funny story. Some of you already figured most of it out.

[mooseisloose]

5 Colours in her hair - Mcfly

Awesome song

[Texsk8er56]

how dou you get her in the butt in 69?

[simon]

At 7/26/07 07:46 AM, DWARFINATORclock wrote: where I met one of the sexiest blonde girls I've ever seen.

and she started to go down on me. I started stroking her long black hair

I smell bullshit.