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At 7/25/07 01:11 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote: What? Inferno shouldn't be magic! Fine then! I get a 10-hit combo on Antacia with Masamune while wielding the Genji Gloves, doing 9999 damage with each hit!

Oh I follow, I prefer keeping MP for curing and support magick, one tight unit with samurai swords.

I'd use my level 3 T.V viewing skills to signal for Bear Grylls, he'd know what to do.

At 7/25/07 12:50 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Where the fuck is Artacia?

And what's a labtop?

And what is a TOEN?

At 7/25/07 01:17 PM, PhoenixDancer wrote:

At 7/25/07 12:48 PM, joestickman wrote: you woke up in artacia and only had these 6 items?

I see 7 items there.

noo theres 8

2 pretzels

I'd probably kill myself using the sharp edges of the laptop.

chilly...

At 7/25/07 12:48 PM, joestickman wrote: you woke up in artacia and only had these 6 items?
1.lighter
2.dog food
3.seaweed
4.clothes for winter
5.a busted in half labtop
6.a clown hat
7.and two pretzels

I'd try to make the laptop into some sort of shovel so i'd be able to dig a trench for me to sleep in if i can't find a cave of some sort. I'll use the pretzels as bait and try catching some seels (sp?) or penguins by knocking them over with my laptop. Until i catch one, i'd eat dog food. I'd use the seaweed as tinder and use the clown hat to make a fire. It wont last long though, so i'll have to try and melt as much snow as i can manage and drink it quick. I'll use the canisters from the dog food as mugs. After cathing some animals, i'd use make tools from their bones. Anfter stocking up on food, i'd be on my merry way to victory!

My bad, now it's perfect.

At 7/25/07 01:40 PM, Frostbreath wrote:

At 7/25/07 12:48 PM, joestickman wrote: you woke up in artacia and only had these 6 items?
1.lighter
2.dog food
3.seaweed
4.clothes for winter
5.a busted in half labtop
6.a clown hat
7.and two pretzels

I'd try to make the laptop into some sort of shovel so i'd be able to dig a trench for me to sleep in if i can't find a cave of some sort. I'll use the pretzels as bait and try catching some seels (sp?) or penguins by knocking them over with my laptop. Until i catch one, i'd eat dog food. I'd use the seaweed as tinder and use the clown hat to make a fire. It wont last long though, so i'll have to try and melt as much snow as i can manage and drink it quick. I'll use the canisters from the dog food as mugs. After cathing some animals, i'd use make tools from their bones. Anfter stocking up on food, i'd be on my merry way to victory!

I'd probably use the laptop as a small well to put snow in, with the warmer surface of the laptop and greater surface area hopefull it'd melt to allow you to drink it without drastically affecting your heat and the dog food as bait would be great I mean animals would be craving it there rite, you could also raid penguins for eggs and chicks, you'd wear the hat too you lose to much heat from your face and ears.

At 7/25/07 01:11 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote: What? Inferno shouldn't be magic!

God, just make Balthier shoot him in the face.

Glue them all together and make the ultimate Death Ray! Then use it to aquire other items.

At 7/25/07 12:48 PM, joestickman wrote: you woke up in artacia and only had these 6 items?
1.lighter
2.dog food
3.seaweed
4.clothes for winter
5.a busted in half labtop
6.a clown hat
7.and two pretzels

and the nearest toen is a thousand miles away,

WHat would YOU do?

Eat the seaweed, the dog food, and the pretzels. then put the clothes on, and set the laptop on fire with the lighter. And hope someone sees the fire/explosion.

Fix the laptop and use it to make a thread titled 'OMG I'M DYINGZ AT THE ANARTIK'.
Features an MS paint stick man sitting in the snow while I beg you to draw a device to save me.

I would wonder what the fuck I did last night to get into that situation.

Click the back button and find a better thread to post in.

Walk to town.

lol