If you are from the uk...

[Zef]

Slap wraps were sick
And so were naff jackets
Blue little squares
Inside of crisp packets
Lucky charm cereal
Mountain dew
Opal fruits and cica shoes
Pogs, panini stickers, tazos too
Neil bucanan and pva glue
Super Ted, fuck pikachu
Football figures with heads so huge
Cheese and onion, green not blue
Hugh, Pew, Barney McGrew
Ip dip sky blue
80s and 90s here's lookin' at you!

[mrbashenhoff]

The UK is absolutely fucking queer. Someone save me from this asswipe of a country.

[Brick-top]

Get fucked or I'll stab you

07 is looking back!

[cookie-monsta1]

At 7/24/07 06:45 PM, mrbashenhoff wrote: The UK is absolutely fucking queer. Someone save me from this asswipe of a country.

the UK is not a country

FAIL

[TjA]

Just if you forgot, the english invented the clock

[peeetah]

You have my respect simply for mentioning Neil from Art Attack.

[Krykos]

At 7/24/07 06:47 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote:

At 7/24/07 06:45 PM, mrbashenhoff wrote: The UK is absolutely fucking queer. Someone save me from this asswipe of a country.

the UK is not a country

FAIL

The UK is a country. England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are constituent countries of it.

So, you FAIL.

[TjA]

At 7/24/07 06:45 PM, mrbashenhoff wrote: The UK is absolutely fucking queer. Someone save me from this asswipe of a country.

The UK is "queer" because people like you are in it...

zing?

[Epica]

England > America

[cookie-monsta1]

At 7/24/07 06:51 PM, Epica wrote: England > America

seconded

[Halkaat]

At 7/24/07 06:49 PM, TjA wrote: Just if you forgot, the english invented the clock

Why do we need that!
Norwegians made the fucking cheese cutter thing AND THE FUCKING PAPER CLIP!

just got Photoshop, i'm awesome, right?

[Zef]

Those cheese cutters are FUCKING USEFUL!

[TjA]

England owned america, america never owned england. English had to help america in iraq, english never got helped vs germany. America used a nuke to beat japan, england sues good ol' fashioned planes which are now deemed "unsafe to fly".

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 7/24/07 06:50 PM, Krykos wrote:

At 7/24/07 06:47 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote:

At 7/24/07 06:45 PM, mrbashenhoff wrote: The UK is absolutely fucking queer. Someone save me from this asswipe of a country.

the UK is not a country
FAIL

The UK is a country.
So, you FAIL.

The UK is not just a country.

IT'S THE CIVILISED WORLD.

[peeetah]

*Waits for someone to claim America bailed us out of world war 1/2*

[cookie-monsta1]

At 7/24/07 06:50 PM, Krykos wrote:

At 7/24/07 06:47 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote:

At 7/24/07 06:45 PM, mrbashenhoff wrote: The UK is absolutely fucking queer. Someone save me from this asswipe of a country.

the UK is not a country

FAIL

The UK is a country. England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are constituent countries of it.

So, you FAIL.

the UK is a bunch of countries

England
Scotland
Wales
Ireland

now our friend mrbashenhoff said that the uk is a queer country

not a bunch of queer countrys he
didnt use it in the plural sence

he was implying there was a country called the united kingdom when there is not

and you tryed to be funny and smart by making me look stupid

you failed

he failed

you both

FAIL!

[NukeTheWhales]

At 7/24/07 06:45 PM, mrbashenhoff wrote: The UK is absolutely fucking queer. Someone save me from this asswipe of a country.

Go tell that to liljim..

[EatenByMonkeys]

England is sexy, scotland is just far too north, and wales... well the welsh shag sheep.
I'm a secret patriot.

[cookie-monsta1]

At 7/24/07 07:05 PM, EatenByMonkeys wrote: England is sexy, scotland is just far too north, and wales... well the welsh shag sheep.
I'm a secret patriot.

you forgot ireland

[IllustriousPotentate]

At 7/24/07 07:02 PM, TjA wrote: England owned america, america never owned england. English had to help america in iraq,

Yes. And we all know what a smashing success you've accomplished there.

english never got helped vs germany.

Ever heard of lend-lease?
Was it the Americans that almost got pushed into the sea at Dunkirk? I don't think so.

America used a nuke to beat japan, england sues good ol' fashioned planes which are now deemed "unsafe to fly".

That's because the UK lacked the technology to develop a nuke.

[Crashman]

At 7/24/07 06:52 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote:

At 7/24/07 06:51 PM, Epica wrote: England > America

seconded

Why don't you marry and have sex with England while you're at it, faggot? At least here in America we get videogames before you guys do. WIN

[Shawn]

Lol neil from art attack i remember that show!

[EatenByMonkeys]

At 7/24/07 07:09 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote:

At 7/24/07 07:05 PM, EatenByMonkeys wrote: England is sexy, scotland is just far too north, and wales... well the welsh shag sheep.
I'm a secret patriot.

you forgot ireland

Ireland, well the irish burnt all their potatos whilst hunting witches (silly catholics and protestants) then they cried for the nect 100 years as they all starved and had to eat the entire leprechaun population to survive.

[Zef]

At 7/24/07 07:14 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Posh Spice is a slapper,
she has a scabby fanny,
and when she's humping Beckham,
she thinks of Phillip Cannie.

McWin

[cookie-monsta1]

At 7/24/07 07:15 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 7/24/07 07:14 PM, EatenByMonkeys wrote:

Where did you get your history textbooks?

the close minded library of england of course

hey least we aint american

(takes cover)

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 7/24/07 07:05 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: the UK is a bunch of countries

Looks like a country to me.

http://www.britannica.com/nations/United -Kingdom

[Brick-top]

At 7/24/07 07:14 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Posh Spice is a slapper,
she has a scabby fanny,
and when she's humping Beckham,
she thinks of Phillip Cannie.

Bout time you fucking got here

[EatenByMonkeys]

At 7/24/07 07:15 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 7/24/07 07:14 PM, EatenByMonkeys wrote:
Ireland, well the irish burnt all their potatos whilst hunting witches (silly catholics and protestants) then they cried for the nect 100 years as they all starved and had to eat the entire leprechaun population to survive.

Oh right, I thought the I.R.A took on the might of the British Government and took back all but six counties.

Where did you get your history textbooks?

Bitch, please. All the hoes know that we let the south of Ireland gain independance. The north was best, no inbreeding up there. The best land for cows was there too. Us Endlanders need our roast beef.

The history books that I am referring to happen to be very reliable. The Artemus Fowl series of books is more or less fact.

[cookie-monsta1]

At 7/24/07 07:18 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 7/24/07 07:05 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: the UK is a bunch of countries

Looks like a country to me.

http://www.britannica.com/nations/United -Kingdom

is wales england then? cause you know if you are saying the UK is a country then according to you england wales and scotland are all the same?

what about island?

there is a whole isle of water between there and englan/wales yet are they the same country?

[Crashman]

At 7/24/07 07:25 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: what about island?

What about islands? There are a lot of them, maybe specify first dipshit.