About what happened, we were at the mall when someone was following us. Knowing this, NEVR and I decide to split up and he went to alert the security while I ran into the restroom (first it was a women's room and was screamed out *shudders*), remembering what I did the last time in that very situation I went to look for plungers but unfortunately...there's only one. As FoodFacePimp's henchman enters the restroom, I bust out of the stall and knocked him down, after that I went to finish him off by attacking him with a plunger. He eventually gave up just before I can plunge it into his face, he asked me if I would mind if he smoke before he can tell me everything, I said "no" so he smoked, but unfortunately he said "The hell with...you!" before collapsing to the ground.
As I got out of the restroom, rest of FFP's henchmen were coming toward me. Good news is that security forbade us to carry guns unless you're a cop and being a member of CID, I can do that but the bad news is this, it's still unloaded. One of those idiots can at me with a knife and I was able to dodge it, but then I saw FFP trying to run
I attempted to gave chase but those thugs got in the way, with that I tried to fight them but was outnumbered like thething at the american football crew vs. the "Eli is a garbage!" nuts, with that I decided to run them over like Jerome Bettis but there's one problem...
I'm not Jerome Bettis!
The following dialogues are in English unless noted otherwise:
Thug #1: Give it up, you stand no chance against us
Thug #2: Stop fighting and we'll take you to our boss, he have something to discuss
Thug #3: No need to struggle *kicks me* it's poin...
Security guard: *in cantonese* STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
Thug #2: Shit! Let's get the hell out of here!
Thug #4: No we gott...
Me: *grabs #4 in the leg*
Thug #4: Damn you! Let GO! *stumbles onto the railing and fell screaming*
*thugs runs off*
NEVR: All you alright? I informed the security and the police are on their way
Me: let's get going, that spammer's on the run
As we took off, two of the thugs ran after us, with that I waltz into a toystore and thinking fast took off bicycle handles. I wasn't exactly thinking clearly when I did that but then I got an idea, I tied those handles together and starts attacking the thugs with my nunchukus. After owning them I accidently flung it and it hits a guy on a cellphone.
I went to the balcony and saw FFP and a remaining thug ready to escape to the elevator, no time to lose I look up and saw a Christmas decoration left over. I jumped and grabbed the decoration, ripping down "safely" to a glass ceiling of a restaurant, shattering it. After I got up, I picked up a large glass shard and holds FFP hostage until the police arrives, they pointed guns at us until the chief came and said in cantonese "What the hell are you doing?"
I said "That guy send his men to attack me, I wasn't going to let him get away"
NEVR and the security guard shows up and said it's true, and that they were trying to kill us as well. After it's over I apologized to the chief but surprisingly he was lenient saying that "It happens, try not to do it again and I'm sure you can pay for the damages as well"
Hearing this I started to walk away when he then said "You can't?"
I ran as he was screaming like a maniac, one more thing
I told NEVR to take all the credit because he's the one who informed the security and besides, the NG higher ups are still after me, it'll be bad if I'm on national television doing interview. The portal guards are going to pick FFP up shortly.
As I said before, I hope NEVR accepts a promotion if offered.