To those who have been wondering I'm in Hawaii right now, I was relaxing for the past week after winning the ESPN fantasy football championship and I had a great time. What happen is that I have also been interviewed by a reporter from ESPN as well. Two of my fantasy team's best players are there and here how the interview went:
Reporter: After struggling in the Yahoo fantasy leagues, how does it feel to win a championship on ESPN league in your first try?
Me: It was kind of unexpected since after what happened in Yahoo I didn't think I would pull it off
Reporter: In the final weeks of the regular season games just before the playoffs your team have struggled by losing two of the last three games, was there any concern?
Me: Not at all, when something like that happens I mostly focus on going past the first round and that would've been enough for me or at the very least bring some momentum despite unable to hold on to the best record (Lame Team went 10-3 while my eventual championship opponent went 11-2 in regular season play)
Reporter: I heard that you have been offered Clinton Portis and Lawrence Maroney in exchange for Adrian Peterson, what made you decide to turn down the trade?
Me: Easy at first I though about pulling the trigger then I decide to consult Molotov and some users at the Regulars Lounge Thread, in the end most of them advise me to turn it down and it turns out to be the right decision
Adrian Peterson: It sure is man
Philip Rivers: What the hell am I doing here?
Reporter: You are here to discuss the decisions made by your fantasy owner which won the championship
Philip Rivers: This is stupid, screw you guys but I'm going back to prepare for the playoffs *leaves*
Me: What an asshole
Adrian Peterson: He's bitter because Eli and the motorcycle boy made it to the big one before he did, he's going to end up like that dude from the Dolphins
Reporter: So...anyway about Rivers, you picked him up from the waivers despite having Carson Palmer in the team and he later turns out to be the crucial part of the team after Palmer went down, what made you think that picking him up is a great idea?
Me: I realized that I may need another quarterback since Palmer won't be enough so I did what I have to do but I never thought that Palmer would be out for the rest of the season
Reporter: Now that you have done it, what are you going to do now?
Me: Relax for few days
Adrian Peterson: Yeah, time for me to get going...wish me luck!
Me: I'm a Giants and Jets fan
Adrian Peterson: My bad, sorry about what happened last Sunday *runs off*
As the reporter was ready to leave I stopped her and ask if I can be a reporter for a day and she said it's okay and that's where the fun begins (ESPN fantasy league winners are allowed to do that for a day as they have special privileges)
I saw a Red Sox fan and I interviewed him, here's how it goes:
Me: You must be a Red Sox fan, correct?
Red Sox fan: Yeah, so what?
Me: If A-Rod plays for your team what wo...
Red Sox GAY-ROD?! FUCK HIM!!! HE HAVE SEX WITH JETER!
Me: What made you think that?
Red Sox fan: I KNOW, TRUST ME THEY'RE GAY!!!
Red Sox fan: I JUST DO OKAY!
Me: Alrighty then, when you first heard about the possible trade which could've send A-Rod to the Red Sox what's yo...
Red Sox fan: To be honest I was excite until he SHOW WHAT HE REALLY IS! HE TURN DOWN THAT TRADE THAT FAGGOT!
Me: It was Bud Selig who vicked the trade
Red Sox fan: ...huh?
Me: A-Rod was going to accept the trade before it was nixed by Bud partly die to the player union
Red Sox fan: HE SLAP BALLS...
Me: You're changing the subject
Red Sox fan: I WASN'T, HE COULD'VE HURT MANK WITH THAT!
Me: A-Rod could've run him over you know
Red Sox fan: *calms down* Really? Anyways we never wanted him
Me: You said earlier that you were ex...
Red Sox fan: *covers his ears* LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, I CAN'T HERE YOU!
Me: *sweat drops* ...
Red Sox fan: LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, I CAN'T HERE YOU!
Me: You're spitting you know, take it easy
Red Sox fan: Me take it easy? YOU TAKE IT EASY, besides Dora spits too in the field...in fact he spit at me from second base in a game when it was raining and the spits got all over us...
Me: Take you for taking your time, have a nice day *crosses his fingers*
Red Sox fan: Same to you
After that fiasco I went to interview the person who wrote this article, needless to say it's even worse. I wanted to punch that guy seriously, I won't post this interview because it's really ugly and it's filled with BS.
Since that day I took some time off and had some after-party celebration of my fantasy league vivtory. Some of the Lions players were there too but for a different reason, they're here to receive medals for bringing to suckiness to a new level, a perfect season.
Yesterday I received a phonecall from Coop who starts bitching on where I have been and that I have to come because it's urgent, he found an evidence linking one of the most well known users of newgrounds to the voting scandal. I was going to wait for few more days until i received a phone call from someone who said the Coop told her he knew that I'm going to continue to loaf around and a demon visage appears, she told me I should get going tomorrow as it's pretty urgent before hanging up after saying that she have something important to do. Okay...since when does Coop have an access to a universe of certain anime.
To make it worse I receive another phone call from the police chief from Hong Kong (remember Coop and I were members of the CID) and he starts to threaten me with scissor-legs (him too? WTF). He told me that it's urgent and I have to stop messing around and return to Hong Kong soon before hanging up. With that I booked a flight back to Hong Kong which is scheduled for tomorrow.
One more thing, Peyton Manning just won his third MVP award.