I've taken to using the Random Portal feature and just checking out the reviews. I'll let you guys know about the real winners (as I hope you would do the same):
For your consideration:
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this shit doesnt even deserve a 0. come on man do something better with your time
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goddamn you stupid fuck
Why did you make a PONG game that was absolutely no different than the original game made twenty years ago. You didn't improve upon it either. I wouldn't even give you credit for making it. IT WAS A WASTE OF TIME NUMBNUTS! Why couldn't you have made dinosaurs jump out and eat the ball or change the ball into a floating shrunken head. As it is, it looks more like you were bored enough to make something stupid on flash and send it in. If you take pride in THIS PIECE OF SHIT, then jesus christ do yourself some good and take classes so you could use the stupid program.
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SHIT!
SHIT SHIT CRAP SHIT!
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THIS WAS THE GAYEST CARTOON I EVER SAW
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
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Your a Fag
What kind of person would make transformers called "pornmasters". Oh yeah, how about a gaylord himself. Your messed and so is this movie, what a waste.
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DUDE U ARE A FAG!
U MUST ENJOY THE TRANSFORMING SOUND. PLUS MEGATRON IS NOT A FAG!!
U CAN SHOVE UR MOVIE UP YOUR ASS!!
THIS WAS A TOTAL PIECE OF DOG SHIT.
DONT WATCH IT.
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gay
this was really gay, it had no point to it.
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THIS IS FUCKING SHIT
TOTAL SHIT. NO VOICES. STUPID STORY. MEGATRON ISNT A FAG. CREATOR IS A FAG. EAT SHIT AND DIE Sqierguy THIS IS GAY> IF U R GOING TO WATCH THIS...DONT OR I WILL HUNT U DOWN U STUPID FAG
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that...was.......gay.....
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wtf?
what the fuck?
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hgfhgfdtthfdy
FYkc ing dicxlk man! gdskpoinrgfd
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F&@# OFF
JUST PLAIN AND SIMPLE. KISS MY ASS
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