Gastral House, World's Most Haunted

[Jesus-Christ]

The Gastral House: A Mystery Story

Part I - The Unknown Gentleman: 8:51 p.m.
It was a stormy August night. The cows were mooing and the house was illuminated with life. That is what the locals call the Gastral House. The party was about to begin.

A well dressed man approached the steps and knocked on the door. The door opened slowly and revealed the interior. He brushed off his leather shoes and entered through the rickety timbers of the doorway. "So this is the Gastral House?" He said, looking around at the ancient living space.
"Why yes it is." A mysterious voice said in front of him.
"Who are you?"
"I am the keeper of the house. Call me Ogrot." He said, offering a hand for a shake.

The well-dressed man shook his hand and collapsed dead on the ground, struck by an unknown attacker. "Oh my," said Ogrot "I will have to clean this up." He reached for the broom that leaned on the doorframe and brushed the body underneath the rug.

Part II - Cuckoo-Clock: 8:45 p.m.
My eyes darted from left to right. I was facing a darkened living room.
Left to right.
I heard a knock.
Left to right.
A strange man answered it.
Left to right.
Another strange man entered and was startled.
Left to right.
And even another man crept behind the new man.
Left to right.
He struck the man in the back.
"CUCKOO-CUCKOO-CUCKOO-CUCKOO-CUCKOO-CUCK OO-CUCKOO-CUCKOO-CUCKOO!"

Part III - Even Another Man: 8:49
I saw the motherfucker leaving his damn car. This time he was going to die. I had brought my knife and my anger. This man murdered my wife, my friends, and my career! Today I will murder him! Fuck!
I saw his car approach the house. Almost there you fucker...Almost there.
He got out. I trailed right behind him.
A man opened the door for him. He was going to die tonight!
Going for the handshake...
STRIKE!
I stabbed the knife into him and left, leaving no traces.

So what do you think?

[Magic-Waffle]

How do we know this is true?

[TurtleJuice]

At 7/23/07 03:54 PM, Homework-Rocks wrote: smash your ass and shit flies out

Fuck off troll

[ZJ]

At 7/23/07 03:54 PM, Magic-Waffle wrote: How do we know this is true?

where is your spirit? do you need proof for everything?

[Jesus-Christ]

At 7/23/07 03:55 PM, puddinN64 wrote:

At 7/23/07 03:54 PM, Magic-Waffle wrote: How do we know this is true?

where is your spirit? do you need proof for everything?

Yeah!