Real Harry Potter Spoilers.

[SirXVII]

Last Potter topic I make.

-Hermoine reveals to Ron that she, in fact, has a penis. She is now, from now on, referred to as Hermoine the Hermaphrodite.
-Hagrid continues to say shit I can't understand.
-The final battle takes place in Normandy as Voldemort lands his Death Eaters on Omaha beach. So many brave men died in that battle.
-Harry has sex with Ginny while Dobby the house elf watches in horror. She loves to take it like a bitch.
-For the hell of it he has sex with Hermoine while Ron cries in the corner. He magically gets rid of the penis for this and inserts a vagina. Thus causing a large plot hole...(*giggle*)
-Voldemorts real name isn't Tom Riddle. It's bitchy bitch Mc Bitcherson Lord Duke of worst villains ever.
-Harry Potter cries more in this book than Peter Parker did in Spider-Man 3.
-Venom gets killed as easily in this book then Spider-Man 3 and gets less screen time.
-Snape Kills Dumbledore...AGAIN!
-Harry walks in on House elf sex. Proceeded to beat off.
-At the end of the book he throws his hands up the air and says "Screw this saving the world bullshit!" He then flees to Scotland and anally assaults J.K. Rowling for leaving her fans with such a suck ass ending.

[Akula]

That post made me cry because it failed @ the funny.

[TurtleJuice]

That makes it the best book evar!!11

[ZJ]

At 7/23/07 03:45 PM, Akula wrote: That post made me cry because it failed @ the funny.

yeah. You fail.F--

[TheD-LucksEdition]

You missed out the part where Greyback has sex with Luna's intestines.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

We need a book about Newgrounds

[HeavyMetalHarry]

-Harry dies of the common cold.
-Velma makes a cameo appearance, revealing that Voldamort was the creepy house elf all along.

[uoip]

I must've gotten a fake copy then.
I'm going to sue them to dust.

[Archkronos]

At 7/23/07 03:44 PM, SirXVII wrote: -Hermoine reveals to Ron that she, in fact, has a penis. She is now, from now on, referred to as Hermoine the Hermaphrodite.
-Hagrid continues to say shit I can't understand.
-The final battle takes place in Normandy as Voldemort lands his Death Eaters on Omaha beach. So many brave men died in that battle.
[....]

So, when does the FILM come out?

[JohnnyWang]

At 7/23/07 03:44 PM, SirXVII wrote: -Hermoine reveals to Ron that she, in fact, has a penis. She is now, from now on, referred to as Hermoine the Hermaphrodite.
-Harry has sex with Ginny while Dobby the house elf watches in horror. She loves to take it like a bitch.
-For the hell of it he has sex with Hermoine while Ron cries in the corner. He magically gets rid of the penis for this and inserts a vagina. Thus causing a large plot hole...(*giggle*)

Oh, you read my fanfic, "Hermiones Chamber (or lack thereof) of secrets"?

I came countless times when writing it.

[AshfordPride]

Harry is Avada Kadabared by Voldermort. He then wakes up screaming, revealing that the past few years of his life were all dream. He sits up in his bed and whipes the sweat from his brow. He rolls over to see JK Rolwing naked, smoking a cigarette. She ask him if it was good for him too.

[SirXVII]

2010 when the actor who plays Harry Potter is really 20.

Which doesn't matter because actors haven't played their age in a long time.

[thunderblaze]

and u forgot that mega man makes an special appreance and cuts hermoinies rooster off

[Gagsy]

Thanks for ruining for them all! >=(

[Randominator]

At 7/23/07 03:45 PM, Akula wrote: That post made me cry because it failed @ the funny.

^what he said

[Vrael]

At 7/23/07 03:47 PM, HeavyMetalHarry wrote: -Harry dies of the common cold.
-Velma makes a cameo appearance, revealing that Voldamort was the creepy house elf all along.

LOL dude i just snorted water im laughing so hard......

YOU WIN!

[Czer]

I knew it...Hermoine was just to manly

[Vrael]

At 7/23/07 03:49 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

Oh, you read my fanfic, "Hermiones Chamber (or lack thereof) of secrets"?

I came countless times when writing it.

you serious?

[Nekrozoa]

Only the last one made me laugh a bit.

[Forums]

At 7/23/07 03:45 PM, Akula wrote: That post made me cry because it failed @ the funny.

This is the truth.

[Ghetto-Penguin]

That was pretty unfunny

[Zen444]

At 7/23/07 03:45 PM, Akula wrote: That post made me cry because it failed @ the funny.

Beat me to it.

Also, the FAB aura is for unfunny and cliche douchebags.

[Kain-Ceverus]

I was in tears of laughter at the normandy part.

[mushroomn]

I think the actual plots in the book made me laugh more than this.....What a shame

[DeuteronomySkulls]

That really wasn't that funny

[Snakemaster-13]

You for got the part where they all get herpes.

[All-American-Badass]

At 7/23/07 03:50 PM, SirXVII wrote: 2010 when the actor who plays Harry Potter is really 20.

Which doesn't matter because actors haven't played their age in a long time.

So it will have to work like this
2008 5th movie
2009 6th movie
2010 7th movie

[Jizzlebang]

I want a Harry Potter book illustrated by Stamper

[L33TM4573R]

At 7/23/07 03:47 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: We need a book about Newgrounds

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7146 13
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7299 33
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7310 07
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7146 17

Compile it all and submit it to Lulu.

[Shadows-Studios]

Harry does hermione
Harry does Ginny
Harry does Ron
Harry does Snape
Harry does himself
Harry dies of Herpes.