Worst Superhero

[Magic-Waffle]

Who is the worst superhero? I mean, a superhero so bad you could kill him. I'd have to say the Green Lantern. First of all, he's black (just kidding). Secondly, his power is to make green beams of light. I mean, seriously. Aqua Man is pretty bad too, for obvious reasons. So, who do you think is the worst superhero?

[3dgE]

Invisible woman in my opinion is the worst. she turns invisible, yes, but you could use infa-red to spot her

[AshfordPride]

At 7/23/07 03:37 PM, Magic-Waffle wrote: Secondly, his power is to make green beams of light. I mean, seriously.

I mean, seriously is not a way of confirming what you said is true. You need to follow it up with something. I mean, seriously, you didn't even provide any supporting claims to back up your argument.

Green Lantern is badass. I'd kill for one of those rings. Being able to materialize anything would be the bees knees.

[Magic-Waffle]

I still say he sucks. Hawk Girl is way better. She gets a mace!

[TurtleJuice]

At 7/23/07 03:38 PM, 3dgE wrote: Invisible woman in my opinion is the worst. she turns invisible, yes, but you could use infa-red to spot her

Or thermal vision

[Nike-Dunk]

Rouge from the X-men.

Just stab her in the back.

[AshfordPride]

At 7/23/07 03:41 PM, Magic-Waffle wrote: I still say he sucks. Hawk Girl is way better. She gets a mace!

The Green Lantern could make a mace using his ring.

What part of "nearly-omnipotent ring of power" aren't you getting?

[eyeothestorm]

Batman. I don't give a f***, a headshot is a headshot.

[3dgE]

At 7/23/07 03:42 PM, TurtleJuice wrote:

At 7/23/07 03:38 PM, 3dgE wrote: Invisible woman in my opinion is the worst. she turns invisible, yes, but you could use infa-red to spot her

Or thermal vision

same thing, they both see heat as a color of the spectrum

now...whats in the "Spectrum"......look at a rainbow, and thats the color spectrum

[JohnnyWang]

At 7/23/07 03:37 PM, Magic-Waffle wrote: Secondly, his power is to make green beams of light.

No, his power is to shape ANYTHING from green light. Including weapons.

Though I find that bit bad writing, since it's a cop-out from any situation, and when not used for something obscure, it's really only used for unimaginative forms of weaponry.

Off course, Batman in the DC Universe. He has no superpowers outside his gadgets. But it's not all that simple, either.

[AshfordPride]

At 7/23/07 03:44 PM, eyeothestorm wrote: Batman. I don't give a f***, a headshot is a headshot.

It would never connect.

What are you retarded or something? Don't you know who he is? He's the goddamn Batman.

[Archkronos]

Aquaman fails, seriously.

[The-Hydra-of-Spore]

The Atom. Seriously I would just step on the general direction where he shrinked.

[Magic-Waffle]

At 7/23/07 03:42 PM, AshfordPride wrote: The Green Lantern could make a mace using his ring.

Yes, but it's not a real mace...

Whatever, he still sucks.

[IndyKid500]

At 7/23/07 03:42 PM, Nike-Dunk wrote: Rouge from the X-men.

Just stab her in the back.

Or Jubilee, with the power to make fireworks come out of her hand!

[Reaperyami]

The Righteous Retard. He tries so hard.

[Zen444]

At 7/23/07 03:42 PM, Nike-Dunk wrote: Rouge

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It's Rogue dumbass! Not Rouge, Rouge is what your mother wears everynight she goes to the club to get you a new daddy.

Now get bent, faggot.

[The-Hydra-of-Spore]

At 7/23/07 03:46 PM, Magic-Waffle wrote:

At 7/23/07 03:42 PM, AshfordPride wrote: The Green Lantern could make a mace using his ring.

Yes, but it's not a real mace...

Whatever, he still sucks.

It's not light. It's energy his ring is the source of that energy. Now I am not an expert on these things but a mace made out of pure energy would fucking hurt. Probably the only reason I am defending GL as he's one of the last scraps of my childhood left. But come on a weapon of pure energy would hurt!

[ZJ]

I mean, seriously is not a way of confirming what you said is true. You need to follow it up with something. I mean, seriously, you didn't even provide any supporting claims to back up your argument.

Green Lantern is badass. I'd kill for one of those rings. Being able to materialize anything would be the bees knees.

True dat. Love that guy.

[Magic-Waffle]

At 7/23/07 03:49 PM, The-Hydra-of-Spore wrote: But come on a weapon of pure energy would hurt!

Maybe you're right. But if he can make anything with his lantern, that'd make him as powerful as Superman. That makes him lame again because over-powered superheros are lamest of all.

[JohnnyWang]

Also Thor, aka The Themepark Version. Where's all the raping and drinking?

[animehater]

You sir don't know shit about having such a badass ring as that would beat the shit out of people. Only damn thing is they're so damn many of them what's the point? I want some originality in the power.

[The-Hydra-of-Spore]

At 7/23/07 03:51 PM, Magic-Waffle wrote:

At 7/23/07 03:49 PM, The-Hydra-of-Spore wrote: But come on a weapon of pure energy would hurt!

Maybe you're right. But if he can make anything with his lantern, that'd make him as powerful as Superman. That makes him lame again because over-powered superheros are lamest of all.

No you see there's a limit to the amount of energy he can produce so the bigger the weapon the less it would probably hurt because the energy would hurt less. Mind you he can make a shield around himself but he's had his ass handed to him a few times even by other Green Lanterns.

[Nekrozoa]

At 7/23/07 03:42 PM, Nike-Dunk wrote: Rouge from the X-men.

I think it's spelled Rogue,but I get your point.

Just stab her in the back.

Yeah,but don't let her touch you.

Other useless superheroes:

-Goku: He leaves himself open for too long,too busy shouting.You can dispatch him in the meantime.
-Mr. Immortal: Yes,he can't die,no matter how hard you try.But he's useless.
-Invisible Woman: Thermal vision goggles and a gun.Goodbye.
-Static Shock: A fire hose and he's useless.Then you can dispatch him.
-Ben 10: He's a moron who doesn't even know how to program his watch.
-I forgot some ones.Fucking memory of hell...

[peeetah]

I'd say captain Britain gets the title of laughably unimaginative super hero.

[Charon]

Doc Savage by far pointless and boring superhero youtube it if you dont know him, he had the original Fortress of Solitude :P

[TheBoyOfAges]

Yeah I have to say Aquaman is just the worst "I can talk to fish and they do my biding". Ok the new one is kinda more bad-ass he has a hook hand and a magic tridant, but the old school one was just a lame turd.

[AshfordPride]

At 7/23/07 03:53 PM, The-Hydra-of-Spore wrote: No you see there's a limit to the amount of energy he can produce so the bigger the weapon the less it would probably hurt because the energy would hurt less. Mind you he can make a shield around himself but he's had his ass handed to him a few times even by other Green Lanterns.

And his kryptonite is the color yellow. That's a severe handicap, right there.

[Nekrozoa]

At 7/23/07 03:56 PM, peeetah wrote: I'd say captain Britain gets the title of laughably unimaginative super hero.

*coughcoughcoughcough*Captain America*coughcoughcoughcough*

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 7/23/07 03:55 PM, Nekrozoa wrote: -Mr. Immortal: Yes,he can't die,no matter how hard you try.But he's useless.

Awesome! It's just like Captain Scarlet. I seena bit of the first episode a while back, I nearly died of laughter.