100 Reasons to Wank.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 06:34:01 Reply

100: because there are 99 other reasons

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 07:32:22 Reply

101: cuz u get that cool vein popping out

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 08:51:43 Reply

64634756985698347268934695. because you have no danger of popping your testicals.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 09:58:08 Reply

Cause if you don't use it you lose it

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 10:36:31 Reply

Because being a virgin isn't always so bad.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 10:41:46 Reply

Cause if you crave D.P., you can tell your left hand to join in.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 10:57:22 Reply

Because all the cool kids are doing it.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 11:01:27 Reply

You think it makes your penis bigger.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 12:20:15 Reply

On the same day you are having secks, it helps you endure more.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 12:35:26 Reply

At 7/23/07 02:48 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 7/23/07 02:45 PM, paintballr wrote: 7) make the most out of your bathroom
8) avoid relatives
9) You can put the result on toast.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 12:36:32 Reply

Emma Watson in the first HP movie.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 12:36:32 Reply

At 7/23/07 02:49 PM, Sidorio wrote: 12. Cum is surprisingly tasty.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 12:55:25 Reply

This needs to get baned!

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 12:55:51 Reply

Because it,s cool
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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 15:38:53 Reply

1.because you are a wanker

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 15:40:56 Reply

There is only one reason, because it feels good.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 15:54:16 Reply

Because it makes you less likely to get ball cancer by 33% if you masturbate 5 times a week.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 15:57:40 Reply

cuz if u don't, ur balls will be so fucking heavy that if you just slightly tap them, you'll feel like you got kicked in the nuts by someone wearing titanium-plated steel toed shoes

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 15:59:08 Reply

#: You know exactly how you want it.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 16:02:49 Reply

I have a reason on why not to wank.

1.) You won't always slouch.

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Response to 100 Reasons to Wank. 2007-07-24 16:28:04 Reply

100.Is Niiice
99. Feels good
98. Everybodies Doin It!
97. It makes you feel like a man
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2. Cause you can use cum for hair gel
and the nuber one reason why you should jack off is...
1. Your a dirty man-whore who has no life and wanking is the closest your ever going to get to decent sex, cuddle sex, angry sex, make-up sex, stoopid behind the applebees sex, butt sex, of even pitty sex. so, keep doing it and make the most out of it, cause life is NOT gettin any better, faggot.

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