100 Reasons to Wank.

[Blamitality]

OK, since most of us are men, we should be able to give 100 reasons, at least, as to why we should wank. Let us begin.

1.) You can use cum to put broken things back together.

Go!

[TurtleJuice]

2.) For pleasure
3.) Because you're single

End of thread

[DekapitatoR]

4. Good way to kill some time.
5. Helps you sleep.

[Sidorio]

6. Because nobody loves you.

[Magic-Waffle]

7) It feels good?

[BladeHammer]

At 7/23/07 02:41 PM, Blamitality wrote: OK, since most of us are men, we should be able to give 100 reasons, at least, as to why we should wank. Let us begin.

1.) You can use cum to put broken things back together.

Go!

2.) Women are fucking bitches.

next

[paintballr]

7) make the most out of your bathroom
8) avoid relatives

[KingRugger]

8. Helps you chill
9. Makes you feel good
10. It pisses off religous people
11. Annoys people who are to embarassed to admit that they do it too

[Post-recon]

At 7/23/07 02:41 PM, TurtleJuice wrote: 2.) For pleasure
3.) Because you're single

End of thread

Seconded

[Kiddmeizter]

At 7/23/07 02:45 PM, paintballr wrote: 7) make the most out of your bathroom
8) avoid relatives

9) You can put the result on toast.

[Sidorio]

12. Cum is surprisingly tasty.

[Brick-top]

100. (not really)

Because its cheaper and more convenient. And you don't have to have a leech on your wallet.

[The-Hydra-of-Spore]

13. Gay guys can get kids.

[Leeko]

Lol, I love threads like these that count up. Everyone's on their own number.

[Nicko9y]

14. Because it's smexy.

[SmellyCommandConsole]

10. (#???) You can cum on people and make them melt.

[Spite]

15) its healthy!

[mariomusicmaker1]

16. to release sexual tension that may result in cousin fucking :0

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

17. No risk of AIDS

[Blamitality]

22.) Cum glows in the dark.

[Blamitality]

Thanks to all of the contributors! So, the list for 100 so far is as follows: (Please note that some were not included because they were already said.)

1.) You can use cum to put broken things back together. (Blamitality)
2.) For pleasure.
3.) Because you're single. (TurtleJuice)
4.) Good way to kill some time.
5.) Helps you sleep. (DekapitatoR)
6.) Because nobody loves you. (Sidorio)
7.) Make the most out of your bathroom.
8.) Avoid relatives. (paintballr)
9.) Helps you chill.
10.) It pisses off religous people.
11.) Annoys people who are to embarassed to admit that they do it too. (KingRugger)
12.) You can put the result on toast. (Kiddmeizter)
13.) Cum is surprisingly tasty. (Sidorio)
14.) It's goopy and fun to wipe on myself. (CHRIST) [Smartass.]
15.) Because its cheaper and more convenient. And you don't have to have a leech on your wallet. (Brick-Top)
16.) Gay guys can get kids. (The-Hydra-of-Spore)
17.) Because it's smexy. (Nicko9y)
18.) You can cum on people and make them melt. (SmellyCommandConsole)
19.) It's healthy! (spite-skater)
20.) to release sexual tension that may result in cousin fucking :0 (mariomusicmaker1)
21.) No risk of AIDS. (X-Gary-Gigax-X)
22.) Cum glows in the dark. (Blamitality)
23.) Strengthens the wrist.
24.) Makes you less social.
25.) Makes you think that real sex feels like a hand gripping your penis.
26.) It tastes like watery salt.
27.) You can close your eyes and be doing anyone you want.
28.) It doesn't have to be with just your hand.
29.) Measure cumshots.
30.) Helps you practice calling someone a wanker with your hand.
31.) Because Tramps does it. (Tramps)

[Sidorio]

32. Jesus wants you to.

[Jon4life]

32: Because its hip.

[Sidorio]

35. All the cool kids are doing it.
36. COZ IT MAKES U SUCH A REBUL!!!!!1
37. You can stare at your own penis without appearing too gay.

[FineAsFaux]

38. It builds character!

How can it not.

[munchies]

38. Essential for cats' health.

[Orange-Jews]

33...... or something
You can make topics about doing it on NG

[Sidorio]

I desperately hope this reaches 100.

[Xerphox]

Its a Cheap Workout?

Dont Forget to switch arms every so often

[FineAsFaux]

40. It's habit.

How sad.