How to choose the perfect user name

[Perry]

While joining newgrounds choosing a perfect user name is essential, follow my criteria and you will have the perfect user name.

1.what type of animator do you want to be?

when you want to choose your user name you must first think what type of animator you would like to be! Please choose one of the categories bellow and then choose a sub catagory!

1.Stick animators: if you would like to be a stick animator you need something painful for the first part of your name! Like Death or pain.

-Funny stick animator: you need something that goes with the pain or death!
-crappy: you need a bunch of numbers
-stick death:you want more pain and death

2.Sprite animator: All sprite animators need a video game character in there name!

-Good sprite animator-You need something clever that makes seem good like alvin earth worm he has an awsome name.

-crappy-dont choose a crap name or you bring all this hatered to yourself names like mario 31234 make you look bad.

Total FBF animator: you especially need a good name! something clean and simple like decade always work!

-skateboarder:You will want something like spacewalk or chronic but again no numbers! Makes you look bad.

-Fbf lines moving around the screen:Well you will need just a simple name like DAJ because you dont want to have a big name or anything. no numbers in this one you must be simple and sound good to be able to pull this off without looking like a noob!

-Full characters in full animation-You will either want to keep your full name because that makes you seem very professional!

2.Visualize!

For this part you will want to visualize what you want to look like as an animator!

3.Putting it all together:

1. Im a stick animator who wants to be painful but funny
so my root is-Pain!

1.I want a funny character/maskot
My character: http://www.doganswers.com/images/dog_pic tures_bull-dog.jpg

Im an now officially Mjr. Pain!!! BUM BUM!!!

hope this helps you make your name

[Perry]

http://www.ledgecollection.com/images/Bu llDogPhoto_000.jpg

If I had a bull dog Id totally call it mjr. pain

[DentedDementia]

I don't animate.

System = Flawed.

Majorly

[TurtleJuice]

How about making your name memorable instaid of your stupid style corresponding method?

[Perry]

More types!

Pervert-You need to be either funny or a loser

-loser: You need a name like hentai maker 745324 because you need to be kidna blunt XD
-Funny:You need a body part lets say ass and you need another work a verb or a name

I am the ass mangler

[TOEZ]

Mine is awesome just because it is.

[simon]

This thread fails.

[BladeHammer]

i like to destroy stuff in real life so -hammer

i like to slice shit too so blade-

thus the magical shit called bladehammer

[stick-man-dude]

Mine fits right in.

[Magic-Waffle]

My name is perfect already.

[AlexJS]

First, it's not a good system.

Second, it's WAY too late for that.

[ScreamsfromtheCasket]

Yeah I hate my name but I gues theres nothing I can do

[NeonFlame126]

My Alias sucks right now, but I PM'ed Tom for a new Alais.

A month before the redesign >:(

[ZJ]

favorite food-pudding-take off the G and it becomes funny
N64-favorite video game console.

see there we go.

[HeavyMetalHarry]

Flawed much?

[MetalDart]

Or we could rely on our own imagination, rather than lists.