Question for Catholics/Christians.

[Asgrym]

I have a question for anyone who follows God...

How the hell is Mary a virgin?

[devilchrono]

Well you see religon makes no sense so anything goes hope that helps.

[KyleTheMadcap]

Because Christian and Catholic beliefs are all bullshit.
The Bible was written as a metaphor, Christianity was originally very spiritual, and the Bible represented "the good in all of us" but when certain people came into power (the exact names escape me at the moment), they made everyone take it seriously, so they'd get more power.
More land, more food, etc.
They lived like kings, all because they brainwashed people into taking this shit seriously.

Now, you fuckers burn Pokémon, and science textbooks, because you're all irrational idiots trying to gain acceptance into a kingdom that doesn't exist.

Think of all the people that God slaughtered in the Bible.
Entire cities... Ever heard of Sodom, and Gomorrah?
Even if I did believe everything the Bible says, I'd be fucking Satanist, because there's no way in Hell, I'd worth ship God.
He was an asshole... Fuck.

[blamninja1]

Cuzz she never had sex you dumbass.

[BaronVonBadGuy]

It'll be sad to see all you nay sayers burning in hell...

[revexe]

You're asking in newgrounds?
Pfft! Good luck.
If you want better luck, try here

[Shawn]

At 7/23/07 11:23 AM, Asgrym wrote: I have a question for anyone who follows God...

How the hell is Mary a virgin?

Easy she gave a guy a blowjob when he cumed it went right into her virgina

[Fat-Chris16]

Well being a Christian i have been to church so i know this...it is said that an angel came to mary one day and said something i dont remember and the next day she was pregnat

[Magic-Waffle]

She never had sex. Just just planted the baby in her.

[MonkeyV]

aethiests will hate me for this, but technically the bible says it was magic.

well i think so. ive never read the bible.

[Jarvis-Ganon]

At 7/23/07 12:41 PM, Fat-Chris16 wrote: Well being a Christian i have been to church so i know this...it is said that an angel came to mary one day and said something i dont remember and the next day she was pregnat

So some guy just drugged her, then raped her and when she woke up he said nothing happened between them and it was gods baby. I understand now.

[Magic-Waffle]

*God just

Why did I say "just just"?

[capitaI]

that's just some of the non sense of religion

[Efcaz]

God know. but i bet when mary told joseph she was preggers he went "you bitch youv been cheating on me" then he starts beating her up. coz cmon like joe wud be all cool when mary says that and they havent been doing the business in bed.

[Asgrym]

At 7/23/07 11:36 AM, blamninja1 wrote: Cuzz she never had sex you dumbass.

That doesn't make sense.

Mary, the Virgin Mother.

[banchy44]

hmm good one
They say god put jesus in the womb

[Crue]

I have an uncle who is a priest. You guys are right about the metaphors thing.

The Birth of Jesus 18
*Now this is how the birth of Jesus came about. When his mother Mary was betrothedto Joseph, but before they lived together, she was found with a child through the holy Spirit. 19 *Joseph her husband, since he was a righteous man, yet unwilling to expose her to shame, decided to divorce her quietly. 20 *Such was his intention when, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said, "Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary your wife into your home. For it is through the holy Spirit that this child has been conceived in her. 21 *She will bear a son and you will name him Jesus, because he will save his people from their sins." 22 All this took place to fulfill what the Lord had said through the prophet:

23 *"Behold, the virgin shall be with child and bear a son, and they shall name him Emmanuel,"

which means "God is with us."

Take that passage literally and it doesn't make any sense. Look at it like this:

Virgin does not mean sexually in this passage, but free from sin. Make some sense now? It took me a long time to figure that out.

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

Well you see, there was some oil that was only supposed to last for two days and it lasted eight days. Then he made some wine from water and parted the red sea. Then Mary had Jesus magically. She also had a "magic" orgasm when he was being conceived. Playstation.

[davidofmk771]

Because anal doesnt count.

[TjA]

How did one being create an infinte expanding universe???

[SHIT-TANK]

At 7/23/07 11:23 AM, Asgrym wrote: I have a question for anyone who follows God...

How the hell is Mary a virgin?

She was a virgin when whe God gifted here with Jesus. We call it immaculate conception is one of the corner stones of our faith. But Jesus did have a brother I think his name was John...yeah so the miracle happened with Jesus but it is stupid to beleive that a married couple would never have sex. And remember back then one of the most nobel and holiest things you could do what father and bare children.

[ecw-studios]

because she prayed for her baby

i think

[BonusStage]

Even though Crue wins, by trying to insult jesus you need to insult many other religions and faiths that also try to say this kind of occurrence happened.

In any standpoint, Jesus probably never existed, since his main "historian" wrote his "PROOF OF EXISTENCE" 300 years after the fact :\

[Wretched-Raygun]

At 7/23/07 01:38 PM, TjA wrote: How did one being create an infinte expanding universe???

42

[revexe]

At 7/23/07 01:44 PM, BonusStage wrote: In any standpoint, Jesus probably never existed, since his main "historian" wrote his "PROOF OF EXISTENCE" 300 years after the fact :\

60 years to be written and distributed around the christian community actually.
300 to compile all the books.

[TurtleJuice]

Through a biblical loophole

[ZJ]

At 7/23/07 11:23 AM, Asgrym wrote: I have a question for anyone who follows God...

How the hell is Mary a virgin?

she never had sex. she was impregnanted by god.

[The-Donkey]

At 7/23/07 12:46 PM, MonkeyV wrote: aethiests will hate me for this, but technically the bible says it was magic.

well i think so. ive never read the bible.

No it doesn't, moron. Also, are you serious?

[Crue]

I love how the discussion continues. Most of the good posts are probably looked at with tldr.

[AdamRice]

She wasn't, it was a misinterpreted translation from Hebrew. In reality the term virgin simply implies a young woman in the context of Mary, but it sounds so much more impressive if a religious faith claims she was a virgin and impregnated by god himself. Even though that makes no sense at all, why would god want to confuse a primitive human population with such nuances?