Some Strange Shit!

[Sean-Bon-Jovi]

Okay I was at my friend's house playing video games when I heard this banging we thought it was the dog so we went do stairs, the glass door dowstairs had a hole cut through but only big enough for a finger I saw that the dog was nowhere to be seen. I looked at the hole and poked my finger through it, it was realy hot my finger ve at edidn't moment. I was about to go upstair when my friend saw a light blinking on and off. We looked and saw it and thought it was a police car but no siren was heard, then the banging started to happen and we heard it on the front door we opened it up and no one was there but my friends dog appeared behind us barking and we came over and shut the door. But the banging still went on on that door. we decided to block it. We moved a couple heavy couches in front of the doors and blocked the windows. the next day we smelled a bad smell and we noticed a hole on the dog's neck we thought it was the area the dog had had to remove a couple of ticks but my friend said that it was smaller than that. We noticed the hole was not in the glass door any more but the door was hot, and the couches were still in front of the door so it was not a dream. The next night was weirder though we heard a chitter in the bathroom and then 2 chiiters from different mouths we knew something was talking. We investigated the bathroom to see nothing in the shower, toilet, closets, cabinet or any thing else, but in the mirror I glanced and saw a black figure running out of the room at fast speed. If we were smart we would have called the cops because the next morning my friends dog was dead, no cause of death determined!
Suddenly I saw my friend running toward the old apple barn that was never used since 1756 but was too dangerous to move. I folllowed my friend. I caught up and my friend said he had heard banging in the shed. We investigated we saw on a table what looked to be a jar filled with blood, next to it was a strange tool with bumps on the side. The table shook and fell on the floor by itself, the glass broke, then we saw footprints stained with blood walking across the rooms and we ran all the way to our house. That night my friends parents came they were scared too. We all boarded up the house, the banging was not from our hammers though it was from the front door, it would not stop. we were alone so we called the police, it took one trooper 2 hours to get there but we were okay with that, when the state trooper arrived his car was all smashed in and it was a very old model, he came into or house and we told him he could use the bath room, 30 minutes later he still did not come out of the bath room so we checked it by busting down the door, when we got into the bathroom there was blood all over the floor and the broken glass on the window! we looked out and down through the window (the bathroom is on the second floor!) and we saw his body we ran down stairs and out the door to go see what happend, the body was not there but there was still blood and his clothes there. my friend drove the car down to another friends house, on our way we though we heard a gun shot, loud and close! and a we spotted and running figure in the woods. when we got to the house we ran inside locked the doors and now the three of us got guns from the gun cabinet. we called the police, they sent up a swat car, and a NSA agent to check to see if this was some terrorist thing. (we didn't know what the fuck was going on but it was not terrorist plots) We left the house before they arrived though, because we heard gun shots and drove down to a local gas station (who the clerk was a good friend of ours) and hid there! We stayed there until night and we spotted a dark figure outside but it just stayed there 5 maybe 6ft away from the window. We did not bring our arms to the gas station because it is illegal so we had no protection if this was some murderer or something! Our friend locked the door and we stayed the night! Nothing happend until today , the banging happend again! When my friend tried to dig up his dead dog because they wanted to creamate it , it was missing from the exact place in the pet cemetary they had burried it.

[Bomshaw]

I refuse to read all of that.

Sumarise it, perhaps?

[joeyjoe1]

I see that you and paragraphs don't seem to get along very well.

[Magic-Waffle]

It's called the Enter key. Try it some time.

[Net-terrorist]

Wall of text hurts my eyes.

[Flameo-Ninja]

Basically this kid did acid and holes appear in doors and his dog dies randomly and he thinks ghost are attacking him.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

That is the single biggest paragraph I've ever seen in my life. Honestly. It took me five minutes just to skim it.

Luckily, after skimming I didn't want to read it.

[Sean-Bon-Jovi]

make fun of it, share your stories, i don't care but this actually happend, the NSA let the township we live in that the events that had happend were the work of a small gang that was trying to freak people out in the country ! (gang in the country WTF? they don't go together you NSA bastards!)

[Archkronos]

Skipping to the end of that, during the night you slept together, what exactly happened?

[Joshbad]

thats a llie

but if its true its creepyyy

[Reaperyami]

I tried reading this wall of text and it looks like satan wants to fuck you up.

[SlayThePirate]

At 7/22/07 04:01 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: I see that you and paragraphs don't seem to get along very well.

Totally.

[Sean-Bon-Jovi]

Okay I was at my friend's house playing video games when I heard this banging we thought it was the dog so we went do stairs, the glass door dowstairs had a hole cut through but only big enough for a finger I saw that the dog was nowhere to be seen. I looked at the hole and poked my finger through it, it was realy hot my finger ve at edidn't moment. I was about to go upstairs when my friend saw a light blinking on and off.
We looked and saw it and thought it was a police car but no siren was heard, then the banging started to happen and we heard it on the front door we opened it up and no one was there but my friends dog appeared behind us barking and we came over and shut the door. But the banging still went on on that door. we decided to block it. We moved a couple heavy couches in front of the doors and blocked the windows. the next day we smelled a bad smell and we noticed a hole on the dog's neck we thought it was the area the dog had had to remove a couple of ticks but my friend said that it was smaller than that. We noticed the hole was not in the glass door any more but the door was hot, and the couches were still in front of the door so it was not a dream. The next night was weirder though we heard a chitter in the bathroom and then 2 chiiters from different mouths we knew something was talking.
We investigated the bathroom to see nothing in the shower, toilet, closets, cabinet or any thing else, but in the mirror I glanced and saw a black figure running out of the room at fast speed. If we were smart we would have called the cops because the next morning my friends dog was dead, no cause of death determined!
Suddenly I saw my friend running toward the old apple barn that was never used since 1756 but was too dangerous to move. I folllowed my friend.
I caught up and my friend said he had heard banging in the shed. We investigated we saw on a table what looked to be a jar filled with blood, next to it was a strange tool with bumps on the side. The table shook and fell on the floor by itself, the glass broke, then we saw footprints stained with blood walking across the rooms and we ran all the way to our house. That night my friends parents came they were scared too. We all boarded up the house, the banging was not from our hammers though it was from the front door, it would not stop. we were alone so we called the police, it took one trooper 2 hours to get there but we were okay with that, when the state trooper arrived his car was all smashed in and it was a very old model, he came into or house and we told him he could use the bath room, 30 minutes later he still did not come out of the bath room so we checked it by busting down the door, when we got into the bathroom there was blood all over the floor and the broken glass on the window!
We looked out and down through the window (the bathroom is on the second floor!) and we saw his body we ran down stairs and out the door to go see what happend, the body was not there but there was still blood and his clothes there. my friend drove the car down to another friends house, on our way we though we heard a gun shot, loud and close! and a we spotted and running figure in the woods. when we got to the house we ran inside locked the doors and now the three of us got guns from the gun cabinet. we called the police, they sent up a swat car, and a NSA agent to check to see if this was some terrorist thing. (we didn't know what the fuck was going on but it was not terrorist plots)
We left the house before they arrived though, because we heard gun shots and drove down to a local gas station (who the clerk was a good friend of ours) and hid there! We stayed there until night and we spotted a dark figure outside but it just stayed there 5 maybe 6ft away from the window.
We did not bring our arms to the gas station because it is illegal so we had no protection if this was some murderer or something! Our friend locked the door and we stayed the night! Nothing happend until today , the banging happend again! When my friend tried to dig up his dead dog because they wanted to creamate it , it was missing from the exact place in the pet cemetary they had burried it.

[joeyjoe1]

Wince. Why didn't you take our kind paragraph advice?

[FineAsFaux]

I'm kind of blind now.

Your story is interesting. But far-fetched.

Very, very far-fetched.

[NeoSoviet]

Wall of text crushed my family.

[Sean-Bon-Jovi]

Okay I was at my friend's house playing video games when I heard this banging we thought it was the dog so we went do stairs, the glass door dowstairs had a hole cut through but only big enough for a finger I saw that the dog was nowhere to be seen. I looked at the hole and poked my finger through it, it was realy hot my finger ve at edidn't moment. I was about to go upstairs when my friend saw a light blinking on and off.

We looked and saw it and thought it was a police car but no siren was heard, then the banging started to happen and we heard it on the front door we opened it up and no one was there but my friends dog appeared behind us barking and we came over and shut the door. But the banging still went on on that door. we decided to block it. We moved a couple heavy couches in front of the doors and blocked the windows. the next day we smelled a bad smell and we noticed a hole on the dog's neck we thought it was the area the dog had had to remove a couple of ticks but my friend said that it was smaller than that. We noticed the hole was not in the glass door any more but the door was hot, and the couches were still in front of the door so it was not a dream. The next night was weirder though we heard a chitter in the bathroom and then 2 chiiters from different mouths we knew something was talking.

We investigated the bathroom to see nothing in the shower, toilet, closets, cabinet or any thing else, but in the mirror I glanced and saw a black figure running out of the room at fast speed. If we were smart we would have called the cops because the next morning my friends dog was dead, no cause of death determined!
Suddenly I saw my friend running toward the old apple barn that was never used since 1756 but was too dangerous to move. I folllowed my friend.

I caught up and my friend said he had heard banging in the shed. We investigated we saw on a table what looked to be a jar filled with blood, next to it was a strange tool with bumps on the side. The table shook and fell on the floor by itself, the glass broke, then we saw footprints stained with blood walking across the rooms and we ran all the way to our house. That night my friends parents came they were scared too. We all boarded up the house, the banging was not from our hammers though it was from the front door, it would not stop. we were alone so we called the police, it took one trooper 2 hours to get there but we were okay with that, when the state trooper arrived his car was all smashed in and it was a very old model, he came into or house and we told him he could use the bath room, 30 minutes later he still did not come out of the bath room so we checked it by busting down the door, when we got into the bathroom there was blood all over the floor and the broken glass on the window!

We looked out and down through the window (the bathroom is on the second floor!) and we saw his body we ran down stairs and out the door to go see what happend, the body was not there but there was still blood and his clothes there. my friend drove the car down to another friends house, on our way we though we heard a gun shot, loud and close! and a we spotted and running figure in the woods. when we got to the house we ran inside locked the doors and now the three of us got guns from the gun cabinet. we called the police, they sent up a swat car, and a NSA agent to check to see if this was some terrorist thing. (we didn't know what the fuck was going on but it was not terrorist plots)

We left the house before they arrived though, because we heard gun shots and drove down to a local gas station (who the clerk was a good friend of ours) and hid there! We stayed there until night and we spotted a dark figure outside but it just stayed there 5 maybe 6ft away from the window.

We did not bring our arms to the gas station because it is illegal so we had no protection if this was some murderer or something! Our friend locked the door and we stayed the night! Nothing happend until today , the banging happend again! When my friend tried to dig up his dead dog because they wanted to creamate it , it was missing from the exact place in the pet cemetary they had burried it.

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

At 7/22/07 04:09 PM, FineAsFaux wrote: I'm kind of blind now.

Your story is interesting. But far-fetched.

Very, very far-fetched.

Same.

[ReeceB]

A complete load of Bollocks

[Archkronos]

Thank-you, I can now read the text thanks to the miracle of PARAGRAPHS!

zomg

[Robotnik07]

At 7/22/07 04:10 PM, Sean-Bon-Jovi wrote: Paragraphed Version

Nice. If you fix the grammar and spelling mistakes this will be perfect.

[Ptcfast]

At 7/22/07 04:10 PM, Sean-Bon-Jovi wrote: Okay

Holy Shit! There are cracks in the wall run.

[FineAsFaux]

At 7/22/07 04:10 PM, Sean-Bon-Jovi wrote: COMPLETELY READABLE, PARAGRAPHED STORY.

What the fuck.

You post it after I read the wall of text.

I want my eyesight back >:[

[John12346]

Paragraphed.

Okay I was at my friend's house playing video games when I heard this banging we thought it was the dog so we went do stairs, the glass door dowstairs had a hole cut through but only big enough for a finger I saw that the dog was nowhere to be seen. I looked at the hole and poked my finger through it, it was realy hot my finger ve at edidn't moment.
I was about to go upstair when my friend saw a light blinking on and off. We looked and saw it and thought it was a police car but no siren was heard, then the banging started to happen and we heard it on the front door we opened it up and no one was there but my friends dog appeared behind us barking and we came over and shut the door. But the banging still went on on that door. we decided to block it. We moved a couple heavy couches in front of the doors and blocked the windows.
the next day we smelled a bad smell and we noticed a hole on the dog's neck we thought it was the area the dog had had to remove a couple of ticks but my friend said that it was smaller than that. We noticed the hole was not in the glass door any more but the door was hot, and the couches were still in front of the door so it was not a dream.
The next night was weirder though we heard a chitter in the bathroom and then 2 chiiters from different mouths we knew something was talking. We investigated the bathroom to see nothing in the shower, toilet, closets, cabinet or any thing else, but in the mirror I glanced and saw a black figure running out of the room at fast speed. If we were smart we would have called the cops because the next morning my friends dog was dead, no cause of death determined!
Suddenly I saw my friend running toward the old apple barn that was never used since 1756 but was too dangerous to move. I folllowed my friend. I caught up and my friend said he had heard banging in the shed. We investigated we saw on a table what looked to be a jar filled with blood, next to it was a strange tool with bumps on the side. The table shook and fell on the floor by itself, the glass broke, then we saw footprints stained with blood walking across the rooms and we ran all the way to our house.
That night my friends parents came they were scared too. We all boarded up the house, the banging was not from our hammers though it was from the front door, it would not stop. we were alone so we called the police, it took one trooper 2 hours to get there but we were okay with that, when the state trooper arrived his car was all smashed in and it was a very old model, he came into or house and we told him he could use the bath room,
30 minutes later he still did not come out of the bath room so we checked it by busting down the door, when we got into the bathroom there was blood all over the floor and the broken glass on the window! we looked out and down through the window (the bathroom is on the second floor!) and we saw his body we ran down stairs and out the door to go see what happend, the body was not there but there was still blood and his clothes there. my friend drove the car down to another friends house, on our way we though we heard a gun shot, loud and close! and a we spotted and running figure in the woods. when we got to the house we ran inside locked the doors and now the three of us got guns from the gun cabinet. we called the police, they sent up a swat car, and a NSA agent to check to see if this was some terrorist thing. (we didn't know what the fuck was going on but it was not terrorist plots)
We left the house before they arrived though, because we heard gun shots and drove down to a local gas station (who the clerk was a good friend of ours) and hid there! We stayed there until night and we spotted a dark figure outside but it just stayed there 5 maybe 6ft away from the window. We did not bring our arms to the gas station because it is illegal so we had no protection if this was some murderer or something! Our friend locked the door and we stayed the night! Nothing happend until today , the banging happend again! When my friend tried to dig up his dead dog because they wanted to creamate it , it was missing from the exact place in the pet cemetary they had burried it.

[John12346]

At 7/22/07 04:15 PM, John12346 wrote: Paragraphed.

My bad, I didn't see someone else did it already.

[David]

Much better.

[Reaperyami]

At 7/22/07 04:15 PM, John12346 wrote: Paragraphed.

Not Paragraphed!

[Robotnik07]

Why has this has been posted four times?

[Paradigms]

Evil Wall of Text! Use paragraphs next time! But seriously, if this is real, your being fucking STALKED(It's not me I assure you), or it could be some evil fucked up ghost that's stalking you. You probably just made this up, though. So its a case of...
Pics or it didn't happen.

[Grimscott]

At 7/22/07 04:02 PM, Net-terrorist wrote: Wall of text hurts my eyes.

Wall of text hurts ME.

I have a headache now.