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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 19:50:45 Reply

Really...What?


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 19:54:00 Reply

"Bastard, for your god you compromise
Do without, search the truth you'll never find
Scriptures offer little to relate
Laughter from the lord into your face
BASTARDS OF CHRIST DIE"

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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 19:55:05 Reply

At 7/22/07 07:49 PM, Metalix wrote: GOD CARES ABOUT ME YOU BITCH, HE FIXES MAH COMPUTOR WHEN I CAN'T AND I PRAY WHEN I WANT SOMEONE TO GET KILLED OR SOME TEAM TO WIN OR WHATEVER, HE DO EVERYTHING WHAT I WANT AND U BURN IN HELL I PRAY FOR THIS NOW LOL

OMG I KNOW WEN ME COMPUTOR DIDNT WORK ME JUST PRAYED FOR IT IN BEST BUY AND GOD CAM TO ME IN A BLUE POLO AND KAKIS AND GAVE ME A NEW 1 FOR $2,000 SEE GOD LUVS ME.

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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 20:00:14 Reply

At 7/22/07 03:23 PM, dethharpist wrote: hes a retard thats what he said

Did u stay up all night shiting that out then posting it on the bbs?

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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 20:05:30 Reply

At 7/22/07 03:22 PM, Burnzoid wrote: What?

Seconded


I tried to see it your way but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass...
Some good threads of mine...
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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 20:13:16 Reply

At 7/22/07 08:05 PM, silverhammer522 wrote:
At 7/22/07 03:22 PM, Burnzoid wrote: What?
Seconded

That phrase pretty much defines this whole thread. You know I love this thread the first four pages are pretty much just people rying to figure out what the hell Killer was saying. By the way where did deadkiller go?


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 20:16:38 Reply

At 7/22/07 03:21 PM, deadkiller23 wrote: heres a way to prove that gods really.
ask some one if they believe in god if they say no then ask them if they know how to make a planitorium
if they say yes and they ask you if you do then say yeah you throw some wood in a building and a stick of dinomite lite it and there it is a complete planitorium and there probly going to say no you have to build it and there you have it you have to build a planitorium so then how was the world made god made
it see there is a good god out there.

I had a bigger problem putting that together than actually believing it. That doen't make since, fine I'll use your own logic against you. How can there be a God if no one made him? There you go, answer mine, then I'll believe you. And if you say he already existed, then I'll say that the universe already existed. Either way I have my own beliefs. "Every Religion has the right idea, it's just been interpretated", John Lennon.

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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 20:25:18 Reply

At 7/22/07 04:45 PM, deadkiller23 wrote: Man I wish you people would just stop I get it I suck cause I believe in something.

There saying things becuase your post made no ssense, not becuase of what you believe in.

You people don't get it do you. you will go to hell if you dont believe in god. i'm giving you the choice right now heaven or hell?

I am pretty sure that God is more forgiving than that, YOU can't choose who goes to heaven or Hell. What if a young child dies without even knowing about God? I'm pretty sure that God will give the child a chance by asking if he/she believes in him. Think about it...

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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 20:32:33 Reply

I am pretty sure that God is more forgiving than that, YOU can't choose who goes to heaven or Hell.

Yes he can isn't it obvious deadkiller23 is the third comeing of Jesus (the secound was suposed to be John Lenon but we all know how that turned out).


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 20:32:51 Reply

At 7/22/07 08:13 PM, TheBlueNeck wrote:
At 7/22/07 08:05 PM, silverhammer522 wrote:
At 7/22/07 03:22 PM, Burnzoid wrote: What?
Seconded
That phrase pretty much defines this whole thread. You know I love this thread the first four pages are pretty much just people rying to figure out what the hell Killer was saying. By the way where did deadkiller go?

Hell.


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 20:36:04 Reply

At 7/22/07 08:32 PM, Girouette wrote: Hell.

Damn it he went there before me noe I have to wait untill God smights me with a thunder bolt for making a walmart joke.


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 20:36:49 Reply

I believe in God... although I couldn't understand what you tried to say...


Why should I care?!

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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 20:54:49 Reply

ummm...yeah...ok


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 20:56:20 Reply

Throwing the dynamite in almost worked for me. Almost.


No! YOU shut up!
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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 20:59:45 Reply

I've been baptised
I've done my first confession
Done my communion
and I did my confirmation

And I still know that God is just a social control scheme made to control the masses.

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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 21:02:25 Reply

God can blow me and I can squirt my cum all over his almighty face.

Btw, this is the best thread I've seen in ages. The ot is a moron.


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 21:05:16 Reply

What you say?!

Seriously, no. There is no way to convince a atheist with arguments that god exists.
I mean, go read about the big bang for god's sake (lol the irony).


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 22:26:08 Reply

At 7/22/07 06:31 PM, deadkiller23 wrote: You people don't get it do you. you will go to hell if you dont believe in god. i'm giving you the choice right now heaven or hell?

I say you will go to hell if you do believe in God. Ha, now you're fucked.

This thread is super fantastic.


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 22:31:14 Reply

At 7/22/07 10:26 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: I say you will go to hell if you do believe in God. Ha, now you're fucked.

Oh shit now what do I do.

This thread is super fantastic.

It really is.


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 22:41:49 Reply

If you think about it, hell sounds like a pretty sweet place. Your away from all the religious, and your with everyone who supports or shares a common lifestyle of yours.

Hell is da shit.

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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 22:49:51 Reply

At 7/22/07 10:41 PM, Matt1010 wrote: If you think about it, hell sounds like a pretty sweet place. Your away from all the religious, and your with everyone who supports or shares a common lifestyle of yours.

Hell is da shit.

Seriously. I mean, get past the buring for all eternity thing, you can't actually die. My guess is you get used to it.

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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 22:50:22 Reply

At 7/22/07 07:49 PM, Metalix wrote:
GOD CARES ABOUT ME YOU BITCH, HE FIXES MAH COMPUTOR WHEN I CAN'T AND I PRAY WHEN I WANT SOMEONE TO GET KILLED OR SOME TEAM TO WIN OR WHATEVER, HE DO EVERYTHING WHAT I WANT AND U BURN IN HELL I PRAY FOR THIS NOW LOL

TELL HIM TO FIX MIEN LOL.

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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-22 22:56:21 Reply

At 7/22/07 03:21 PM, deadkiller23 wrote: heres a way to prove that gods really.
ask some one if they believe in god if they say no then ask them if they know how to make a planitorium
if they say yes and they ask you if you do then say yeah you throw some wood in a building and a stick of dinomite lite it and there it is a complete planitorium and there probly going to say no you have to build it and there you have it you have to build a planitorium so then how was the world made god made
it see there is a good god out there.

WOW. another 16th-century-creationism catholic. or, tell me, do you believe in intelligent design?
ever heard of mars? jupiter? seriously, i was a devout catholic, and then i realized creationism is complete bullshit.
:go to the planetarium in manhattan. see how the big bang occurred. seriously.


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-23 10:16:46 Reply

I don't know what to say. Sorry for trying to make people believe I guess. And well I guess there is no way to convience some one like this so I guess. It really dosen't matter to try. I guess I just wasted my time with this so I guess there's not much I can do but say sorry for being what im not and sorry for trying to convience people that God exsists I guess thats all I can say. OH and if anyone even cares I won't be trying this agin any time soon. Because I don't care anymore and I don't care anymore because now that I think about it. you should believe what you want to if you don't want to believe in God don't but if you do then go right ahead. Anyway I think thats all I can say right now.

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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-23 10:49:01 Reply

At 7/22/07 03:49 PM, deadkiller23 wrote: Big bang not true. figure it out people and if anyone under stands what im saying then please explain to these idiots what im saying.

I don't think NASA understands your theory. I think it would be best if you explained it to them in person.


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-23 17:25:38 Reply

At 7/23/07 10:16 AM, deadkiller23 wrote: Sorry. You should believe what you want to.

It's about time!

Apology accepted I guess...
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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-23 17:33:40 Reply

At 7/23/07 10:16 AM, deadkiller23 wrote: I don't know what to say. Sorry for trying to make people believe I guess. And well I guess there is no way to convience some one like this so I guess. It really dosen't matter to try. I guess I just wasted my time with this so I guess there's not much I can do but say sorry for being what im not and sorry for trying to convience people that God exsists I guess thats all I can say.
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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-23 17:34:52 Reply

boy did this topic start sumtin.... oh well.... and whatever the dude who started this said made no sense and i honestly think he needs a doctor...


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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-23 17:35:22 Reply

God did not grant you skills in the art of spelling.

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Response to Here is prof that god exsists. 2007-07-23 17:36:18 Reply

i sorta get it, but the way you said it was gay


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