So, myself, my girlfriend and a few of our friends were walking back to my friends flat from a house party, very drunk I might add.
We were just around the corner from the flat, and she pulled me back before we waited for everyone to go ahead.
To my suprise, she wanted to get Mr. Todger out, so she ripped through my trouser zip, and pried out my penis and went to town on him. Now, I was waay too wasted to give a shit, so I just let her carry on.
Whilst that was going on for a few minutes, one of my friends must have noticed we were missing and came back to search for us. He must of seen us because he went back to fetch his camera, like the pervert he is, and snapped a cracker of a picture. Kudos to him.
This was around mid June.