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Posted at: 7/22/07 01:54 AM

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So, myself, my girlfriend and a few of our friends were walking back to my friends flat from a house party, very drunk I might add.
We were just around the corner from the flat, and she pulled me back before we waited for everyone to go ahead.

To my suprise, she wanted to get Mr. Todger out, so she ripped through my trouser zip, and pried out my penis and went to town on him. Now, I was waay too wasted to give a shit, so I just let her carry on.

Whilst that was going on for a few minutes, one of my friends must have noticed we were missing and came back to search for us. He must of seen us because he went back to fetch his camera, like the pervert he is, and snapped a cracker of a picture. Kudos to him.

This was around mid June.

I got sucked off in the street.

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Posted at: 7/22/07 01:55 AM

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That's a guy in drag.


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Posted at: 7/22/07 01:56 AM

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Did you blam her?

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!
Kiddie-porn.
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At 7/22/07 01:55 AM, devilchrono wrote: That's a guy in drag.

No, thats me in shitty party clothes because my good stuff was in the dryer.

Scumbag Blues.

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Posted at: 7/22/07 01:57 AM

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At 7/22/07 01:56 AM, DeadPixels wrote:
At 7/22/07 01:55 AM, devilchrono wrote: That's a guy in drag.
No, thats me in shitty party clothes because my good stuff was in the dryer.

The one on the ground mate.


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Posted at: 7/22/07 01:57 AM

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yay pics! Impressive, man.

Yay, more jokes!


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Posted at: 7/22/07 01:59 AM

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At 7/22/07 01:57 AM, devilchrono wrote:
At 7/22/07 01:56 AM, DeadPixels wrote:
At 7/22/07 01:55 AM, devilchrono wrote: That's a guy in drag.
No, thats me in shitty party clothes because my good stuff was in the dryer.
The one on the ground mate.

lol wut?

Anyway, I would of punched my friend in the face. You must of been really fucking drunk at that point.

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Posted at: 7/22/07 01:59 AM

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Staged, hard.

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At 7/22/07 01:57 AM, devilchrono wrote:
At 7/22/07 01:56 AM, DeadPixels wrote:
At 7/22/07 01:55 AM, devilchrono wrote: That's a guy in drag.
No, thats me in shitty party clothes because my good stuff was in the dryer.
The one on the ground mate.

Oh, I thought you were taking the piss out of me.

Yes, that person on the ground is a dude in drag.

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Posted at: 7/22/07 02:00 AM

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Nicely done dude, if this was around mid june why post it now

Too true:
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Posted at: 7/22/07 02:00 AM

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Dam all I can say is that when u think about it; its kinda bad-ass that she did that, but that perv of a friend you have there was way to much of a butt-head for taking the pic of it...still BAD-ASS MAN!

I flatter uneasily cuz kids intentionally note gazing how all the excitement yearning over us.

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Posted at: 7/22/07 02:00 AM

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I think this is more of a blog type post....although I really don't know what to say to this.

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Posted at: 7/22/07 02:01 AM

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At 7/22/07 01:59 AM, DeadPixels wrote:
At 7/22/07 01:57 AM, devilchrono wrote:
At 7/22/07 01:56 AM, DeadPixels wrote:
At 7/22/07 01:55 AM, devilchrono wrote: That's a guy in drag.
No, thats me in shitty party clothes because my good stuff was in the dryer.
The one on the ground mate.
Oh, I thought you were taking the piss out of me.

Yes, that person on the ground is a dude in drag.

either one ofThree things.

1.) this pic is staged.
2.) she's deep throating.
3.) you've got a small dick.

I'm voting its 3 or 1.


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