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Rape Simulator

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Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 18:56:18


So last night, I lay awake thinking to myself "You know what I'd like to try my hand at? Making a dating simulator. But instead of dating, I want it to be rape. I like rape." And then I thought about some more, and the longer I thought about it, the more I decided that the game should be about children rather than adults.

I mean, it has the creepy pedo factor, so it'll draw out a strange crowd of people, and that's a plus right there. But namely, I wanted a really big part of the game to be getting a job and earning enough money to afford food and rent and bills, while saving some to rent a van on the side. That, and I'd love to make a game called "Super Child Molester". And then I thought about making it furry, "for the lulz." And how the game would need to involve stealth and subterfuge. And then I thought about punching children for about ten minutes.

So, I guess my real question is, would this be a suitable game for NG?


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 18:57:48


For Newgrounds: yes
For society: no


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 18:58:15


God has an odd sense of humour if he made you like that

Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 18:58:47


At 7/21/07 06:57 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: For Newgrounds: yes
For society: no

Well, we already have V-Tech shooter as well as a bunch of other games.

I just don't want the FBI called on me.


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 18:58:54


Of course it would!
Look at all the creepy fucks here, it would be alltime number 1 for months.


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 18:59:38


of you don't mind being arrested and sent to an iraqi torture house just so bush can have lulz then yes.


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 18:59:41


At 7/21/07 06:56 PM, scottmale24 wrote:

So, I guess my real question is, would this be a suitable game for NG?

Yes.
Also, We should have a "Ultimate Church Burner" Game.
Where'd you'd play Varg Vikernes, Or one of the guys from gorgoroth, And You have to Earn money for gas and matches by playing kvlt black metal gigs (We could implement a Guitar Hero thingy here)
And Then you have to sneak around, And burn the church, But Make Sure you spread the gasoline right, And stuff.

And then PLay a gig in the ruins.


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 18:59:42


I would definitely played it. I mean that is the kind of stuff this site was founded on plus it would be hilarious. Although some people might try to whistle it.


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:00:10


ummm there already is one....gimme a sec ill go hunt it down for you

if i feel like it

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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:00:29


There is actually already a game on NG that is like a Dating sim but rape instead. Can't remember the name of it but it shouldn't be terribly hard to find.


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:01:14


Yeah! You could be like...
Action: Drive into an empty lot.
Action: Trick her into your room

And so on...


I tried to see it your way but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass...

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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:01:25


Someone needs therapy.


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:01:29


At 7/21/07 07:00 PM, Desentil wrote: There is actually already a game on NG that is like a Dating sim but rape instead. Can't remember the name of it but it shouldn't be terribly hard to find.

Hm.... But do you rape children?


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:01:39


Can you draw good?


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:02:04


Wait... a lolicon game? Well then, that's new here. Last time checked it seemed that loli is on neutral grounds with the law.


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:03:29


At 7/21/07 06:58 PM, SBB wrote: God has an odd sense of humour if he made you like that

Sounds like a good idea. But with Wade making everything against the rules, you never know.


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:03:31


When you say "children" and "furry" I assume you wouldn't worry yourself to include females.


Sense is made.

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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:03:33


that really doesn't sound so bad, it could be fun

Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:03:59


Wade would prolly delete it seeing as how he is soo "anti-pedo" but if it was about furrys GO FOR IT MAN I WILL SUCK YOUR **** IF YOU DO! ME RUV YOU RONG TIME!!!

I think you all get the point.

>:(

Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:05:19


At 7/21/07 06:56 PM, scottmale24 wrote:
So, I guess my real question is, would this be a suitable game for NG?

Why waste precious time on a flash that might suck when you can just buy the PC game instead?


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:06:16


At 7/21/07 07:02 PM, Girouette wrote: Wait... a lolicon game? Well then, that's new here. Last time checked it seemed that loli is on neutral grounds with the law.

Go play more enzai.

Actually... hm brb.

>:(

Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:06:58


NG: Maybe
4Chan: Hell yes.

Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:08:34


I'd play it.


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:09:13


When you say it, it sounds like a great idea.


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:12:13


At 7/21/07 07:00 PM, Vrael wrote: ummm there already is one....gimme a sec ill go hunt it down for you

if i feel like it

you mean this?


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:15:17


So, I guess my real question is, would this be a suitable game for NG?

If you have to ask, please leave....

HELL YES IT WOULD BE AN AWESOME GAME!

Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:15:22


Or how about this. "Escape from the Station Night Club". It could be a suvival horror game survival because you have to get out, hooror because all the burned bodies.

Didn't get the reference?


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Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:15:22


Super-Pedo Tycoon.

Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:16:35


Lol not a chance that would happen irl. It would make thousands more pedos in the US

Response to Rape Simulator 2007-07-21 19:21:41


I probably wont end up making it anyway, as my drawing skills are below par


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