My Own Harry Potter Ending

[Abolesco]

No spoilers. I promise.

I personally think Harry should become a deatheater, and find out voldemort is his father. He'd also find out Dumbledore was misleading him or something and Dumbledore cast a spell which turned James Potter into Voldemort's appearance.

We'd then find out Sirius actually WAS bad, but betrayed James, which is why they killed him in book 6. Lily protected herself to save Harry from his father, who wanted to kill him to turn into back to his true self, perhaps. This'd also be another explanation for their 'bond'. Also something related to snakes'd be good. :D

And I don't care if it wouldn't 'work' it's MY imagination, damn it.

That'd be cool, I think. Opinions?

[simon]

Certainly.

Anything beats the current Harry Potter ending.

[Kalandro]

You have an interesting view on the Harry Potter series, altogether. It'd be a blast to see them actually execute that idea, in the movie and the book.

[joeyjoe1]

It might work, who knows? I am currently reading it and will soon find out.

[McFooFa]

And then Hermione and Ron rescue Harry in the Millenium Falcon.

[Abolesco]

At 7/21/07 06:40 PM, McFooFa wrote: And then Hermione and Ron rescue Harry in the Millenium Falcon.

EXACTLY.

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And you're not pleased with the actual ending? What about the book as a whole?

[TurtleJuice]

At 7/21/07 06:38 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: It might work, who knows? I am currently reading it and will soon find out.

VOLDEMORT DIES!

Lolspoilers

I wanted it to end in a porn scene... we needed to see the conception of the children.

[Abolesco]

At 7/21/07 06:48 PM, HairyHungarian wrote: I wanted it to end in a porn scene... we needed to see the conception of the children.

Romantic, erotic, sex-novel fan?

[Leeko]

They should have some random character that Harry bangs and, later in the book, reveal her as his sister.

[Joshua9898]

The urge to post the spoilers from 4chan is extreme. However, I will let you enjoy the book.

[CryptosPainbringer]

And more people should've been beaten to death, instead of killed with this bizarre concept of 'magyk'.

[Abolesco]

At 7/21/07 06:49 PM, Leeko wrote: They should have some random character that Harry bangs and, later in the book, reveal her as his sister.

Thanks for spoiling the book for every one... :(

[AwfulAwful]

Pm me the spoilers, so I can say I did read the book.

[Vrael]

At 7/21/07 06:46 PM, TurtleJuice wrote:

At 7/21/07 06:38 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: It might work, who knows? I am currently reading it and will soon find out.

VOLDEMORT DIES!

Lolspoilers

actually (just finished reading) he doesn't he suffers something worse than true normal death (at least by Rowlings perception of it) his is twisted epilogue was a bit confusing(i suck at family tree sorta stuff)

At 7/21/07 06:49 PM, Abolesco wrote:

At 7/21/07 06:48 PM, HairyHungarian wrote: I wanted it to end in a porn scene... we needed to see the conception of the children.

Romantic, erotic, sex-novel fan?

All of the fucking above.

[Leeko]

At 7/21/07 06:51 PM, Abolesco wrote:

At 7/21/07 06:49 PM, Leeko wrote: They should have some random character that Harry bangs and, later in the book, reveal her as his sister.

Thanks for spoiling the book for every one... :(

Like it's never been done before.

[Novelty]

Snape becomes headmaster, Voldemort dies, Harry and Ginny get married and have a few kids, Ron and Hermi-fuck the rest of her name get married and have a few kids.

[Vrael]

At 7/21/07 06:55 PM, Leeko wrote:

At 7/21/07 06:51 PM, Abolesco wrote:

At 7/21/07 06:49 PM, Leeko wrote: They should have some random character that Harry bangs and, later in the book, reveal her as his sister.

Thanks for spoiling the book for every one... :(

Like it's never been done before.

I know i dont think the spoilers have been posted here probablyh because no one can read really fast. I'm highly debating whether or not to post em.

I sniger at you who thought snape was evil...oddly enough my theories were percetibly right...down to the point Rowling is too chicken to completely piss off her real fans

[Jedabaza]

Snape dies, Harry dies and comes back to life, Hedwig dies, George dies, Mad-Eye dies...

I could go on and on... Just about everyone dies.

NOTE: THE ABOVE IS SPOILERS AND SHOULD BE NOTED AS SUCH.

[Koolguy265]

No this will be the ending When Harry woke up he realized it was a dream.

[Abolesco]

At 7/21/07 06:55 PM, Leeko wrote:

Like it's never been done before.

Missed the sarcasm?

[tilth33]

At 7/21/07 06:33 PM, Abolesco wrote:

I personally think Harry should become a deatheater, and find out voldemort is his father. He'd also find out Dumbledore was misleading him or something and Dumbledore cast a spell which turned James Potter into Voldemort's appearance.

thatd be incredibly cheesy =0

[RedCoin]

Snape kills Dumbledore.

[BuhddaVI]

At 7/21/07 06:33 PM, Simon wrote: Certainly.

Anything beats the current Harry Potter ending.

Anything, and everything.

[KillerCRS]

At 7/21/07 08:04 PM, RedCoin wrote: Snape kills Dumbledore.

You Bastard!

[Forums]

I liked the ending where Harry was actually just an autistic kid who wakes up from his little dream world to abusive step-parents.

[Jedicommander]

the true harry potter ending is that snape kills the headmaster of hogworts

it should have been harry that died along with his friends there is only room for one group of powere weliding beings.

The jedi

[CryogenChaos]

At 7/21/07 08:04 PM, RedCoin wrote: Snape kills Dumbledore.

Dumbledore tells Snape to kill Dumbledore.

Or, to cut out the middle man,

Dumbledore kills Dumbledore.

Pairofdox.

[Ryanson]

I like the series' ending, and even if I didn't, it wouldn't be my place to argue since it's been in the works for 17 years now.

Stupid hardcore fans.

But still, that'd be interesting.
Or better yet, Dumbledore was Harry Potter going back in time. Le gasp!