I have a confession

[Grind29]

I poop with my clothes off and im 14, fuck my profile age. Now I have to take a dump but I am afraid that if I do I will get shit everywhere, and I haven't pooped in a week so it will hurt...right?

Someone give me advice what to do in this situation QUICK!!!!

(And dont say doctor.)

[max0rz]

At 7/21/07 03:25 PM, Grind29 wrote: (And dont say doctor.)

Medical Professional?
Medical Personnel?

[sixonenine]

Fiber?

[fuzzies]

ew...

you're fucked up, man.

[Dragonman855]

Wow. This is um, unique.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Um, just take the dump?

If you have to, take your cloths off.

[Lost-Wisdom]

Wow, thats messed.

[Element-Leaf]

Get the Vaseline.

[Grind29]

At 7/21/07 03:29 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Um, just take the dump?

If you have to, take your cloths off.

ttttttttthhhhhhannnnnnnnkssss

[jjrmet]

doctor

[IdiotClown]

I hope you're joking, otherwise gtfo of here..oh I forgot you're 07 user. I totally forgot that most 07 are immature users.

[Grind29]

your joking...your a 1 year difference, and CHECK MY ALT ACCOUNT JMAN29

AND UR NOT HOT SHIT (OH GOD...SHIT) CUZ UR 2006, MY ALT IS A 2006 USER, GROWL!!!!!!!!!

[banchy44]

now that's fucked up

[Cheesemold]

Eat laxatives like candy.

Sweet poop candy.

[simon]

At 7/21/07 03:25 PM, Grind29 wrote: I poop with my clothes off and im 14, fuck my profile age. Now I have to take a dump but I am afraid that if I do I will get shit everywhere, and I haven't pooped in a week so it will hurt...right?

Someone give me advice what to do in this situation QUICK!!!!

(And dont say doctor.)

Psychiatrist?

[Leeko]

Wtf? Take off your clothes then, dumbfuck.

[ADHD1134]

At 7/21/07 03:25 PM, Grind29 wrote: but I am afraid that if I do I will get shit everywhere

The fuck? How is that?

[CryptosPainbringer]

At 7/21/07 03:25 PM, Grind29 wrote: I poop with my clothes off and im 14, fuck my profile age. Now I have to take a dump but I am afraid that if I do I will get shit everywhere, and I haven't pooped in a week so it will hurt...right?

Someone give me advice what to do in this situation QUICK!!!!

(And dont say doctor.)

Get someone to fuck you up the arse really hard. It'll hurt, but it should widen and loosen your anus, so shitting won't hurt as much. You can also take poppers for much the same effect.

[Smashedsmurf]

Use the toilet god damn it. And I suggest you don't drink a lot of milk or fiber. for a while.

[IdiotClown]

At 7/21/07 03:33 PM, Grind29 wrote: your joking...your a 1 year difference, and CHECK MY ALT ACCOUNT JMAN29

AND UR NOT HOT SHIT (OH GOD...SHIT) CUZ UR 2006, MY ALT IS A 2006 USER, GROWL!!!!!!!!!

You're still a damn retard..use the fucking restroom for once.

Retards don't go to college.

[MCU]

At 7/21/07 03:25 PM, Grind29 wrote: I poop with my clothes off and im 14, fuck my profile age. Now I have to take a dump but I am afraid that if I do I will get shit everywhere, and I haven't pooped in a week so it will hurt...right?

Someone give me advice what to do in this situation QUICK!!!!

(And dont say doctor.)

Barrel roll!

[InsertFunnyUserName]

At 7/21/07 03:30 PM, Grind29 wrote:

At 7/21/07 03:29 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Um, just take the dump?

If you have to, take your cloths off.

ttttttttthhhhhhannnnnnnnkssss

IIIIIIIIIIIIi liiiiiiiiikke ellllllloooooooonnnnnnggggggaaaaaattiiii iinnnnnngggggggg mmmmmmyyyyyyy wwwworrrdddsss tooooooooooooooo!

Go see a psychiatrist.

[nightwolfv3]

Shove your head up your ass and poo in your mouth

[Cooldsunshine]

Newgrounds is a baddddd place.

[TurtleJuice]

At 7/21/07 03:27 PM, max0rz wrote:

At 7/21/07 03:25 PM, Grind29 wrote: (And dont say doctor.)

Medical Professional?
Medical Personnel?

General practitioner?

[silverhammer522]

At 7/21/07 03:25 PM, Grind29 wrote: I poop with my clothes off and im 14, fuck my profile age. Now I have to take a dump but I am afraid that if I do I will get shit everywhere, and I haven't pooped in a week so it will hurt...right?

Someone give me advice what to do in this situation QUICK!!!!

(And dont say doctor.)

You havent taken a shit in a week? Hell yeah its gonna hurt!

[AwfulAwful]

At 7/21/07 03:33 PM, Grind29 wrote: your joking...your a 1 year difference, and CHECK MY ALT ACCOUNT JMAN29

AND UR NOT HOT SHIT (OH GOD...SHIT) CUZ UR 2006, MY ALT IS A 2006 USER, GROWL!!!!!!!!!

Wow, shutup, just shutup.

[Chris-V2]

Why do you have this need to dump naked?

At 7/21/07 06:29 PM, nightwolfv3 wrote: Shove your head up your ass and poo in your mouth

You dirty, dirty man.

[CryptosPainbringer]

At 7/21/07 06:51 PM, MemoryCard wrote:

At 7/21/07 03:30 PM, IdiotClown wrote: I hope you're joking, otherwise gtfo of here..oh I forgot you're 07 user. I totally forgot that most 07 are immature users.

So whats the deal?

Us 06ers can make fun of 07ers now?

Being a 05er (and thus better), I'm obviously far too mature to flaunt my obvious superiority.

I don't know what I'm doing.