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At 7/25/07 07:30 AM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote:
This is why i think this meet up will blow those out the water. We're going for one sole purpose, to get shitfaced drunk. Getting drunk seems to be a byproduct of all the ther meets i've read about, fuck, in some of them they don't even drink!

Anyway, i'm looking forward to this.

I like the sounds of that. If we al meet up with the sole aim of alcohol abuse a good time is guarenteed. One thing im not so sure about is photographic evidence of the affair. If i get hammered i'll know about it next day. Having photos of my cock floating about cyberspace afterwords will give me unnecessary grief.

Anyways i'm setting a preliminary date of Thursday the 16th.

Generally give us a yay or nae on that ya fannys

HA! i'm a goth. i'm only brave enough to enter glasgow if i go to the theatre. Chav's hate the theatre and andrew llyod webber. i'm safe there. other than that i avoid glasgow.

you should have one in NYC.

At 7/25/07 04:18 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: I'm not getting too rubbered

I hope I wont, I feel worse when I'm drunk. Much worse. :(

At 7/25/07 04:14 PM, Diamonddog wrote: HA! i'm a goth. i'm only brave enough to enter glasgow if i go to the theatre. Chav's hate the theatre and andrew llyod webber. i'm safe there. other than that i avoid glasgow.

Are you kidding me? If you hit choice parts of the Glasgow city centre you'll find nothing but goths. Glasgow isnt the prejudiced city everyone seems to think it is. Its one of the most diverse societies in the UK.

As a goth you'll be more likely to find friends than foes in Glasgow.

At 7/25/07 04:37 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 7/25/07 04:36 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 7/25/07 04:18 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: I'm not getting too rubbered

I hope I wont, I feel worse when I'm drunk. Much worse. :(

Fantastic - I'm going to get you legless and then sing you depressing paddy songs until you're crying into your glass.

Fuck the depressing songs

I KNOW A BEAR THAT YOU ALL KNOW - YOGI, YOGI!!!
followed with
THERE WAS ONCE A GIRL FROM GLENMORGAN WITH A CUNT LIKE A BARREL ORGAN
finished with
IF YOUR GOING TO BREAK A HEART BE SURE TO BREAK A FATTIES HEART, ITS BIGGER!!!! (so much bigger)

At 7/25/07 04:37 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: As a goth you'll be more likely to find friends than foes in Glasgow.

Nah, she'll find Spooky Kids and Nineys, no-one who appreciates good old Joy Division. D:

At 7/25/07 04:37 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Fantastic - I'm going to get you legless and then sing you depressing paddy songs until you're crying into your glass.

A normal night for me then? :o

At 7/25/07 04:43 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: I KNOW A BEAR THAT YOU ALL KNOW - YOGI, YOGI!!!
followed with
THERE WAS ONCE A GIRL FROM GLENMORGAN WITH A CUNT LIKE A BARREL ORGAN
finished with
IF YOUR GOING TO BREAK A HEART BE SURE TO BREAK A FATTIES HEART, ITS BIGGER!!!! (so much bigger)

Will there be The Good Ship Venus?

First things first I'll be there. Only times I'm not available over the next two months are the weekend of the 10th when I'm down in England at a wedding and around the start of September when I'm moving into my flat up in Aberdeen.

At 7/23/07 07:15 PM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote:
If i bump into anyone i know, i won't say intenet friends, i'll just say you're all some faggots i bumped into.

Pretty much true.

At 7/24/07 03:05 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:
Take him round to Castlemilk - SCD's neck of the woods; you can get him a gobble for ten mayfair and a pack of spaceraiders.

It's the whole "getting stabbed" thing that deters most people from Castlemilk.

At 7/25/07 05:53 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:
I think it's more or less been established that we'll be going to The Counting House on Thursday 16th August, early in the afternoon, and bevvying til...whenever.

Then I shall no doubt be making an appearance.

By which I mean I will probably be face down in the centre of George Square by 5 pm.

At 7/25/07 06:11 PM, Fyndir wrote:
I'm sure we can carry you to somewhere more amusing.

Like on a train going to Oban.... ;)

Thanks. That's safer than being unconscious in Glasgow anyway.

Holy fuck I always thought newcastle was relatively close to glasgow, 162 miles?

Driving to glasgow, getting shit faced and sleeping in my carwould be pretty sweet, but I don't think I can attend.

At 7/25/07 05:53 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:
I think it's more or less been established that we'll be going to The Counting House on Thursday 16th August, early in the afternoon, and bevvying til...whenever.

I don't know where that is, tell me.

Also Ben, some people don't get stabbed in my area.

Fyndir is designated camera person, i for one will not be bringing a camera, because i'll get drunk and forget it. Maybe a few phone snaps or whatever, but fuck if i'm carrying a 220 quid camera about with you dirty cunts around.

I swear I saw a meetup with pretty much the same plans, why is Glasgow soo great for piss ups anyway? regardless I reccomend the Arches.

On a sidenote I never knew Zaal lived in Glasgow, and I thought no one in this city knew of NG.

At 7/25/07 10:24 PM, SmackBang wrote: I swear I saw a meetup with pretty much the same plans, why is Glasgow soo great for piss ups anyway?

Because we'll be there.

On a sidenote I never knew Zaal lived in Glasgow, and I thought no one in this city knew of NG.

Well, it appears you where wrong.

Are you joining us or what, the more the merrier i say.

At 7/25/07 10:24 PM, SmackBang wrote: I swear I saw a meetup with pretty much the same plans, why is Glasgow soo great for piss ups anyway? regardless I reccomend the Arches.

Glaswegians specialise in alcohol abuse, just look at the average life expectancy of a weedgie male. Lowest in the developed world; God, im getting all glassy eyed with pride here.

The Arches is alright as a meeting point before going to strathclyde union and getting skull fucked. In summer time it tends to be more of an uppirty polo shirt wearing final year student place. In saying that you do get some sound folks going there and the curry club they have is cheap and cheerful.

Counting house is good for our purposes to at least kick things off. Its the Jd Wetherspoons right outside Queen Street station facing opposite to the City Chambers on George Square. Its massive. One down side to it is the flight of stairs leading to he lavvy, which can be tricky to negotiate when plastered.

At 7/26/07 08:15 AM, Fyndir wrote:

I could try and carry you down them?

and by "carry" I mean "shove". ;)

Easy there, im not somebody's pregnant abortion opposed girlfriend. :D

An important question for me that needs to be answered is who else smokes?

At 7/25/07 10:08 PM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote:
Also Ben, some people don't get stabbed in my area.

I've made it through the 'milk many a time without meeting the sharp end of any pointy sticks. It seems to be a case of simply not making eye contact with anybody.

Fyndir is designated camera person, i for one will not be bringing a camera, because i'll get drunk and forget it.

Same, I'm not taking my camera. No chance I'm risking loosing it as i no doubt would.

At 7/26/07 12:21 PM, Ben wrote: An important question for me that needs to be answered is who else smokes?

At 7/25/07 10:08 PM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote:
Also Ben, some people don't get stabbed in my area.

I've made it through the 'milk many a time without meeting the sharp end of any pointy sticks. It seems to be a case of simply not making eye contact with anybody.

Fyndir is designated camera person, i for one will not be bringing a camera, because i'll get drunk and forget it.

Photos of my cock or forbbiden unless it looks like it coul satify a 4ft mule.

I dont smoke Ben, sorry mates, im quite fucked right now but I want to say; this meet up has the potential to reach legend status. With Fyndir on photographical duties we can all relax into our weedigie way of life. David Atenbrough couldnt catch such wild natural behaviour on cam!

Mon the legend NG meet.

I also emplor the fuckin big yins, the fulps and stampers (although Glasgows gay bar has recently burnt down) to buy a ticket to experience this!

(ya cunts)

At 7/27/07 08:01 AM, Fyndir wrote:
A problem has arisen.

Thats an irritation. Not to worry though. Ive got an old completely dispendable camera i can donate to the cause; 5megapixels and junk but completely outdated, i never got round to buying a memory card for it though so you'll be capped to about 16 photos.

If you can get yours fixed that would make life easier, if not i'll bring my old one. I'll need a reminder though.

At 7/25/07 05:53 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: August, early in the afternoon, and bevvying til...whenever.

Any idea how early? My final resit ends at 5PM on the 16th. :S

Damn you all, I'm 16 and i only live 20 mins away from Glasgow :(

At 8/2/07 05:05 PM, Fyndir wrote:
Option 4: We buy a cheapo disposable camera, end up with non-digital photos and someone scans them for upload to the internet.

Someone work out which one seems best. =P

Ill buy a fackin disposable.

At 8/3/07 06:14 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: My mobile takes high definition pictures and videos and I have a cable to upload them to the PC.

Yah.

thats a bad idea. Some unscrupulus character (such as myself) may ask to take a photo and instead send erotic voicemail to your mother.

Lets talk times and locationes now.

First Port of call will be the Counting house. Which is situated on George Square opposite the City Chambers.

I think 1300 is a good time for the initial meeting, however I personally quite fancy getting a wee head start on proceedings by arriving at 1200 hours. Any cunt is welcome to join me early but prior notice would be appreciated.

Initially we shall stand around the bar until everyone turns up, then pending on how lazy we are feeling we'll grab seats later.

Once everyone is there we'll drink chat and discuss the rest of the days plans.

Easy easy likes, savvy?

At 8/5/07 06:33 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: Once everyone is there we'll drink chat

I'm sure there will be talk and drink before everyone arrives. :P

At 8/5/07 09:29 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 8/5/07 06:33 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: Once everyone is there we'll drink chat

I'm sure there will be talk and drink before everyone arrives. :P

like the designation of shite chatup lines. ohhh the good times shall be had.

At 8/5/07 04:25 PM, Fyndir wrote:

Also for added helpfulness, post real names in here so there's no faggotry with "Hi, are you DingoTheDog?", which I'm sure would upset people. =P

I'm Andrew.

Douglas McBigballs

Hi I'm Andy, call me Andrew and i'll fucking gub you one.

Is there a designated dress code? Is there a designated drinking game? Is there a designated parting saying? Is there someone who's sensible and could call for taxi's/ambulances?

This'll be fun.

At 8/5/07 04:33 PM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote: Hi I'm Andy, call me Andrew and i'll fucking gub you one.

Is there a designated dress code? Is there a designated drinking game? Is there a designated parting saying? Is there someone who's sensible and could call for taxi's/ambulances?

Opening post covers the stringent dress code. No fucking splash caps ya bampot!

ZAAL you slag, do you have resits on the designated date?