French people...

[rithel]

Hey there ,

I could never really get the stereotypes the americans and british had aginst the french....
could you tell me what you know about these stereotypes , and on what is it based..

[devilchrono]

Well when you used to look up french military vitctories it would say " did you mean french military defeats". I always got a kick out of that one.

[Dark-Phire]

At 7/21/07 12:57 PM, devilchrono wrote: Well when you used to look up french military vitctories it would say " did you mean french military defeats". I always got a kick out of that one.

Lawl.

[STEM]

I always think "hairy armpits" when hearing anything relating to French women.

ZEN FIRE ZEE MISSILES

[max0rz]

At 7/21/07 12:57 PM, devilchrono wrote: Well when you used to look up french military vitctories it would say " did you mean french military defeats". I always got a kick out of that one.

Like this? It used to work on real Google :(

[TurtleJuice]

Rude smelly bastards who eat garlic and surrender in war

[Cold-death]

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Q: Is it rude to call a Frenchman a frog?
A: Yes, it is unfair to amphibians.
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Q: Why did the French start using garlic?
A: To improve their breath.
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Q: How are French babies born?
A: With their hands up (surrendering).

Q: Wy don't the French want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
A: He hates America, he loves mistresses and he wears a beret. He is French.
Conan O'Brien
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Finally, this week the French soldiers have showed up in Afghanistan. Figures just like the French to show up after the hard work has been done.
Jay Leno
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Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.
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Q: How do you kill a Frenchman?
A: Slam the toilet seat down when he's getting a drink.
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Q: What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?
A: Mirage
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemeies.
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Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
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Q: Why do the French use a lot of bleach on their sheets?
A: So you can see their white flags better.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.
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The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking.
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Donald Rumsfeld was being heckled by a French anti-war weenie when he suddenly turned and asked the Frenchman:
"Excuse me. Do you speak German?" The Frenchman replied "No." Rumsfeld looked him in the eyes and said "You're welcome."
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Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.
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Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac
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Q: What is the other way to spell the name of the French president?
A: Jacques ChIraq.
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A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
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Q: Why is it good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.
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Q: What is the French battle flag?
A: It is three white fleur-de-lies on a white background.
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Q: Why do Frenchmen always wear yellow ties?
A: To match their teeth.
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Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
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A: What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand?
Q: More sand.
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Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered?
A: Table for one hundred thousand, sir?
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Q: How can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your back yard?
A: Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.
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Q: What do you do if you drive over a Frenchman?
A: Reverse!
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Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who lost his license to practice medicine?
A: He was caught having sex with some of his patients. It's a shame, he was the best veternnarian in town!
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Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it.
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A French rifle for sale on ebay:
"It's never been fired and it's been dropped only once."
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Q: Why do Frenchmen have moustashes?
A: To remind them of their mothers.
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You really do have to hand it to the French...
After all, they won't fight for it.
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President Bush and the french ambassador were debating the Iraqi crisis. The President explained:
"If we don't stop Hussein soon, any future conflict with this madman would be a nuclear bloodbath. " The interpreter couldn't translate this, however, since there is no word for "bath" in French.
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Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing.
one to turn tail and run.
one to roll over.
one to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sockets.
and one to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.
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Q: What happens when a Frenchman doesn't pay his garbage bill?
A: They stop delivering.
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Q: How do you ruin a French party?
A: Flush the punch bowl.
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, Chirac. He stands still and Europe revolves around him.
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Q: What does "Maginot" mean in German?
A: Welcome!
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Q: Why did the Frenchman sell his water skis?
A: He couldn't find a lake with a hill in it.
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Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Frenchman is there?
A: He's the one with a duck.
Q: How do you know if an Italian is there?
A: He bet on the duck. Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there?
A: The duck wins.
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: All of them: One to screw the bulb in, the rest to brag about how great the French are at screwing.
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It doesn't matter; if you're depending on the French to do the job, it's screwed anyway.
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[MCU]

It's based on the fact that every single french person has a stripy jumper, beret and moustache.
Even the women.
:No wait, I mean ESPECIALLY the women.

[Dragonman855]

At 7/21/07 01:02 PM, TurtleJuice wrote: Rude smelly bastards who eat garlic and surrender in war

Kinda sounds like my parents...

[All-American-Badass]

At 7/21/07 01:05 PM, Cold-death wrote: a bunch of jokes thrashign the french

im posting that as a bulletien on myspace
just to see how my friends react to it

[greenfaerie4]

At 7/21/07 01:05 PM, MCU wrote: It's based on the fact that every single french person has a stripy jumper, beret and moustache.
Even the women.

No wait, I mean ESPECIALLY the women.

And they like bagettes which are the penises of the bread family.
:wee

[Raguel]

The French say that the Americans are rude, fat, and stupid.

They say that the Brittish are rude, foul mouthed, and complete bastards for what they do to food.

I guess Americans and Brits hate the French for their keen powers of observation.

[devilchrono]

You see topic starter that is why we love/hate the french.

[devilchrono]

At 7/21/07 01:41 PM, CHRlST wrote: Well, I've never actually met a french person but I did see a porn vid with a french girl in it and fuck was she hot.

How could you tell if it was a guy or a girl?

[gamedude107]

At 7/21/07 01:21 PM, Raguel wrote: The French say that the Americans are rude, fat, and stupid.

They say that the Brittish are rude, foul mouthed, and complete bastards for what they do to food.

I guess Americans and Brits hate the French for their keen powers of observation.

we make food good :D

[Rhig]

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[Rhig]

At 7/21/07 01:45 PM, Rhig wrote: [URL=http://img172.imageshack.us/my.php?
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>.< I suck:
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/730/f renchflagim4.jpg

[Raguel]

At 7/21/07 01:43 PM, gamedude107 wrote:

we make food good :D

There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.

Douglas Adams (An Englishman, no less.)

[Monkeymannnnx]

well in ww2 the french were owned in sea battle because they couldn't make decent submarines

[All-American-Badass]

At 7/21/07 01:46 PM, Rhig wrote:

At 7/21/07 01:45 PM, Rhig wrote: [URL=http://img172.imageshack.us/my.php?
image=frenchflagim4.jpg][IMG]http://img1 72.imageshack.us/img172/730/frenchflagim 4.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

>.< I suck:
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/730/f renchflagim4.jpg

i lol'd at that

[rockyman]

the french are basicly assholes, ever been to euro disney land?

that snow white was mean

[alexsmolik]

All right now I'm just sad !! *tear*

[All-American-Badass]

At 7/21/07 02:03 PM, rockyman wrote: the french are basicly assholes, ever been to euro disney land?

that snow white was mean

thats why it should;ve been in germany
the germans dont suck