"Can I have some chicken breathe?"

[Expectrum]

So my friend was going to eat some chicken breast at Subway (he knew very little english) so he asked to the guy that takes the orders: "Hi, can I have chicken breathe, please?" Then the guy was like: "Oh, I'm pretty sure all our chickens don't breathe anymore, sir" and walked away to make the order smiling.

There was a general "lol" in the whole place for a while.

[Halicarnassus]

At 7/20/07 11:05 AM, YoungAndWise wrote: There was a general "lol" in the whole place for a while.

This IS surprising.

[SenorPresidente]

That guy has bad english lets make fun of the fuck.

[deafeningsilence5]

Hah, it's like he was nervous or something.

[DaveMan-CI]

Remind me to put soap on subways corporate ladder...

[DancingTomato]

Haha! The guy made an English error! That means he must know more then one language! Lets all laugh!

| No.

[Kaputnik]

The staff in Subway piss me off.

Maybe it's because I'm a dirty vegetarian, and their vegetarian sandwiches suck,

[Expectrum]

At 7/20/07 11:11 AM, DancingTomato wrote: Haha! The guy made an English error! That means he must know more then one language! Lets all laugh!

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At 7/20/07 11:06 AM, SenorPresidente wrote: That guy has bad english lets make fun of the fuck.

You idiots, what is funny is not his bad english, but the fact he said something that made sense, even though it was ridiculous.

Also, he was the one who told me this. And he was laghing when he did.

[morefngdbs]

At 7/20/07 11:05 AM, YoungAndWise wrote: So my friend was going to eat some chicken breast at Subway

;
C'mon everyone....How can they call those Chicken breasts ?
I mean I've seen & eatin' lot's of them, never a nipple anywhere.

Where's the nipple?
Breasts have nipples, am I not right?

Those are not 'breasts' damn it ,they're simply misnamed.

[homor]

At 7/20/07 11:12 AM, Kaputnik wrote: Maybe it's because I'm a dirty vegetarian,

get off newgrounds.

[Catoblepas]

At 7/20/07 11:19 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Those are not 'breasts' damn it ,they're simply misnamed.

Well chicken breasts sound better than chicken misnamed.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At least the guy was nice and friendly about the obvious error and it turned out to be a little joke. An asshole could've embarassed the shit out of that guy, and it's good that everyone had a good laugh.

[Cheekyvincent]

so that means your bilingual doesn't it?

[Expectrum]

At 7/20/07 11:24 AM, Cheekyvincent wrote: so that means your bilingual doesn't it?

Yes. We used to live togheter here on DR, so all we knew was spanish. He then moved to the USA and I go there almost every summer.

I learned english reading and listening to others, then NG teached me grammar =D

[morefngdbs]

At 7/20/07 11:23 AM, Catoblepas wrote:

At 7/20/07 11:19 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Those are not 'breasts' damn it ,they're simply misnamed.

Well chicken breasts sound better than chicken misnamed.

;
You are of course quite right.
It also sounds better than 'chicken tits'
hmmm
or does it?

[Expectrum]

At 7/20/07 11:24 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: At least the guy was nice and friendly about the obvious error and it turned out to be a little joke. An asshole could've embarassed the shit out of that guy, and it's good that everyone had a good laugh.

Yes, and I am glad to see there is still some decent people on the BBS.

Thank you for that thought.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 7/20/07 11:34 AM, YoungAndWise wrote: Yes, and I am glad to see there is still some decent people on the BBS.

Thank you for that thought.

No problem.

[mooby1]

multi-lingual people rock. nuff said

[PenisClown]

Epic fail.