Pools are out to get us.

[ManMadeKing]

Everyone knows that if you don't pay attention to a baby in a pool, it will drown. You know if someone can't swim, don't leave them in the pool. We have somewhat stopped the pools from killing...

UNTIL NOW.

They are now sucking organs through people's assholes.

moral of the story, don't sit on the fuckin' drain.

[TJ]

Lol. That is intense and messed.

[Sword-Demon22]

i knew it! my assault against them can now go with reason!!!

[k14pc]

Fucking OW! Sucks to be that kid.

[ReeceB]

That drain needs a slap wrists and to go to bed, what a nasty man.

[candidate-zero]

So why are the kids still swimming in intestine juice?

[shadofknight]

it was just an example pool smarto. DURar.

[ManMadeKing]

At 7/20/07 07:06 AM, candidate-zero wrote: So why are the kids still swimming in intestine juice?

They like guro?

[ZeeAk]

At 7/20/07 07:06 AM, candidate-zero wrote: So why are the kids still swimming in intestine juice?

Good question.

[Jaketheclonetrooper]

At 7/20/07 07:06 AM, candidate-zero wrote: So why are the kids still swimming in intestine juice?

Mommy, mommy, the pool just turned into a pweety red color.

[ZeroAsALimit]

I am declaring war on pools. If anyone is with me, meet me at the poolhouse at 0800. Punch and pie.

[Slapdamonkeyza]

I knew the kiddie pool was the spawn of Satan. The water is always warm.

coincidence? I THINK NAWT.

[DrHood]

This thread has been done already. Anyways, uh, pools closed :D due to AIDS :D?

[ManMadeKing]

At 7/20/07 07:12 AM, DrHood wrote: This thread has been done already.

Whaaat? Where?

Anyways, uh, pools closed :D due to AIDS :D?

I rofl'd.

[Burnzoid]

Old shit is old.

[DrHood]

At 7/20/07 07:13 AM, ManMadeKing wrote: Whaaat? Where?

A simple search for "pool" would have given you this thread.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7299 18

[Expectrum]

Holy shit. But what about their underwear/swiming clothes? Wouldn't that had stoped the drain?

[DoomyCheese]

I bet that feels horrible.

[Kaputnik]

At 7/20/07 07:09 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I am declaring war on pools. If anyone is with me, meet me at the poolhouse at 0800. Punch and pie.

Punch AND pie?

OH RAPTURE

[jakoncrack]

dude, it is all a government conspiracy to keep people out of the water and pay taxes and take extra time in work

[Black-Ops]

You'd better tell patriotextremist, quickly!

[Milesaway13]

At 7/20/07 07:09 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I am declaring war on pools. If anyone is with me, meet me at the poolhouse at 0800. Punch and pie.

I'm so fucking there.

[AarghCat]

At 7/20/07 07:02 AM, ManMadeKing wrote: Everyone knows that if you don't pay attention to a baby in a pool, it will drown. You know if someone can't swim, don't leave them in the pool. We have somewhat stopped the pools from killing...

UNTIL NOW.

They are now sucking organs through people's assholes.

moral of the story, don't sit on the fuckin' drain.

Nooooo, that was the kappa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_%28fo lklore%29

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

We must take offensive action - we must all get our trunks and floaties on and jump at the pool at the same time.

I'LL GET THE KOOL-AID.

[metalstorm]

Jesus. Imagine how painful that would be. I also read somewhere that as a result of the injuries she sustained that she may need to be fed intravenously for the rest of her life because she lost so much of her intestines.

[firemario1]

I posted this line in the other topic.

That's gotta hurt, like inverse anal rape.

[davidofmk771]

IN MY OWN BACKYARD!!!\
I could trust it.

[ZenOfAnger]

Haha, nasty.

[DrunkAlien]

That's as retarded as babys on trampolines.

[deafeningsilence5]

CLOSE THE POOL! CLOSE THE POOL!