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Calcos
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The Idiot Contest 2007-07-19 09:55:09 Reply

It's simple to participate. Just find an article or video about someone that's so unbearably stupid you want to smash your head several times into your computer screen every time you read or watch it. Every so often, I will decide the winner for that group of idiots, and the contest will start over. Here are the rules:

1) No spam.
2) Video must be a news clip.

Here is an example story


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-19 09:57:02 Reply

I win.


So zetta slow!

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-19 09:57:35 Reply

Not really pound their face in dumb, but pretty stupid.

news

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-19 09:59:19 Reply

At 7/19/07 09:57 AM, Yiffy wrote: I win.

That didn't take long.


There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-19 10:03:05 Reply

.At 7/19/07 09:57 AM, Yiffy wrote:

I win.

Like hell you do.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum /1: The cesspool of the internet.

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-19 10:24:28 Reply

sorry for the site but fuck me vid


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-19 10:25:59 Reply

At 7/19/07 10:03 AM, Pick-Axe wrote: .At 7/19/07 09:57 AM, Yiffy wrote:
I win.
Like hell you do.

I hate that kid more than bees and feces put together.

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-19 10:27:31 Reply

Before

After


XBL Gamertag: Champigne [Reggae Club] Offer some insight..
I double dog dare you to click my ads!!

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-19 10:35:11 Reply

At 7/19/07 10:27 AM, Champigne wrote:
Before

...

I swear to God, I'd give those people concussions! Honostly, Quit picking on Emo's! It's time we get together and stop hating and fighting.

lulz at the hypocrit emo.


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-19 10:39:50 Reply

At 7/19/07 10:25 AM, joeyjoe1 wrote:
At 7/19/07 10:03 AM, Pick-Axe wrote: .At 7/19/07 09:57 AM, Yiffy wrote:
I win.
Like hell you do.
I hate that kid more than bees and feces put together.

I hate that kid more than water and electricity put together.


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-19 10:44:59 Reply

At 7/19/07 10:03 AM, Pick-Axe wrote: .At 7/19/07 09:57 AM, Yiffy wrote:
I win.
Like hell you do.

omg thats such a train wreck

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-19 14:33:27 Reply

I've decided on a winner, since no one else is posting right now.

Pick-Axe wins. That kid is dumb. Very dumb.

Keep them coming, guys. I like what I'm seeing.


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 10:27:57 Reply

I'm bumping this so we can get the contest underway again.


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 10:36:36 Reply

A hippie protecting a tree fell out and broke his arm and ankle.

This is from the major Anit-Woolworths (major Aus supermarket) rally in the town that I live.

Maleny vs. Woolworths


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 10:41:50 Reply

Stupid kid... Unlucky, but hilarious.
Ow
If i find any stupid videos, I'll post here.


Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 11:41:07 Reply

idiots

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 11:50:14 Reply

At 7/19/07 10:03 AM, Pick-Axe wrote: .At 7/19/07 09:57 AM, Yiffy wrote:
I win.
Like hell you do.

Christ, I had to x out after hearing him say "Did you say my name wrong?" My dipshit radar went off the charts! Dangerously stupid.


Everywhere I go, there's a sergeant there.

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 12:11:24 Reply

People like this should really be killed.

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 12:18:30 Reply

It's not news or a video... but it's just really fucking stupid.


Be an Original

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 12:21:13 Reply

At 7/21/07 12:11 PM, Raguel wrote: People like this should really be killed.

My Idiot-o-meter just busted.

Listen to them whining. Its pathetic


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 12:21:51 Reply

At 7/19/07 09:59 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote:
At 7/19/07 09:57 AM, Yiffy wrote: I win.
That didn't take long.

Not long at all.


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 12:25:00 Reply

At 7/21/07 12:21 PM, QcStorm wrote: My Idiot-o-meter just busted.
Listen to them whining. Its pathetic

I know, it's like cutting off all of your fingers, and then complaining that you don't have any fingers!

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 12:26:44 Reply

I found some idiots in this news clip


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 12:27:53 Reply

OK, it's not an article, but it was rather embarassing.

I was watching a show where 5 people host dinner parties for each other, and then they get a score (It was Sunday night TV, what were you expecting?). This man serves up a lamb dinner, with one of the guests, who happens to be vegan, getting a tofu meal. The majority are complimenting him on his meal, and he says, "Yes, it was a young lamb, just killed on Tuesday."

Awkward pause.

"Oh, I'm so sorry..."

I cringed so much. Then I rofl'd.


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 12:30:08 Reply

At 7/19/07 10:03 AM, Pick-Axe wrote: .At 7/19/07 09:57 AM, Yiffy wrote:
I win.
Like hell you do.

I laughed for like 10 minutes after watching that vid.

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 12:31:54 Reply

My Thread


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 12:36:22 Reply

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1jbEZlnl9WQ Pisses me off.


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 12:42:52 Reply

At 7/21/07 12:36 PM, Girouette wrote: http://youtube.com/watch?v=1jbEZlnl9WQ Pisses me off.

i have no clue how that made it to TV advertising
Gap commercials are better
and that says a hell of alot considering gap commercials are the spawn of satan

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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 12:45:00 Reply

SQUIDLY IS AN INCOMPETENT FAT.


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Response to The Idiot Contest 2007-07-21 13:07:01 Reply

Here is the winner for this round:

Raguel, congrats. Those dumbass kids just won you the round.

Honorary mention to Black-Ops, because vegans are dumb. However, you failed to come up with pics, an article, or a video, so I can't decide you as the winner

Guys, these are great. Keep them coming.


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