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Call me a cunt, but I LIKE Panic! At the Disco. All of those other bands can go to hell.

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At 7/18/07 03:51 PM, DevineMercy wrote: 20 OF THE WORLS GAYEST BANDS.

Feel free to help me add more to this list.

1. AFI
2. Greenday
3. Simple Plan
4. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
5. My Chemical Romance
6. Paramore
7. 3 Days Grace
8.Nickleback
9. The All American Rejects.
10. The Used
11. Deathcab For Cutie
12. Blue October
13. Good Charlotte
14. Taking Back Sunday
15. A Perfect Circle
16. From First To Last
17. Panic! At The Disco
18. Fly Leaf
19. Fallout Boy
20. Papa Roach

U SONS A BITCH!!!! U HAVE NO TASTE IN MUSIC IF U THINK THE USED IS A BAD BAND U MUTHER FUCKER!!!

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At 8/2/07 01:45 AM, CoolGoat wrote: Call me a cunt, but I LIKE Panic! At the Disco. All of those other bands can go to hell.

Okay.

:Ahahahahahahaha!!!!! CUNT!!!!!!! HAHahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Done.

Oh wai-


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Every band on that list is awful.

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At 7/18/07 03:55 PM, Jarvis-Ganon wrote: wow, emos arn't that bad come on

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At 7/18/07 03:51 PM, DevineMercy wrote: 20 OF THE WORLS GAYEST BANDS.

Feel free to help me add more to this list.

NSYNC or Backstreet Boys wasn't in there?

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sweet. not only has no one heard of at the drive in but it managed to stay off the list :3

nickelback is kurt cobain's aborted inbred do-daughter that should be crushed into oblivion

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At 8/2/07 01:44 AM, TECh2o wrote:
At 8/2/07 01:16 AM, laine45 wrote: you fuckin fag MCR is a good band
I have yet to hear 1. A great riff not just a catchy song. 4. A guitar solo longer than 5 seconds. Good day to you.

You know, there's more to a song then guitars. Although I can't really disagree with 2 or 3, you still fail.

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Um, nobody in Queen was gay. Freddie was bi. Brian, John, and Roger are all straight. Get it through your head.

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At 7/18/07 03:56 PM, tluck81 wrote: 1. Panic! At The Disco
2. Fall Out Boy
3. The All American Rejects.

so what bands do you like?


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At 8/2/07 02:15 AM, DentedDementia wrote:
At 8/2/07 01:44 AM, TECh2o wrote:
At 8/2/07 01:16 AM, laine45 wrote: you fuckin fag MCR is a good band
I have yet to hear 1. A great riff not just a catchy song. 4. A guitar solo longer than 5 seconds. Good day to you.
You know, there's more to a song then guitars. Although I can't really disagree with 2 or 3, you still fail.

ok. look. can we just stick with MCR is a shit band. stop your bitching about how tehyre misunderstood, because no one wants to hear that shit. and no one ever said we were just listing emo bands, so.. bugger off!

and papa roach does suck, unless you are pre-pubescent

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"Emo" is not short for "Emotional." "Emo" does not mean Taking Back Sunday and Dashboard Confessional, despite what MTV has lead you to believe in the last few years. "Emo" is not sidebangs, tight pants, and male vocalists who sing like little girls about their failed relationships. "Emo" is not the use of diluted, meaningless metaphors and similes such as "My arms are like pinecones," and most definitely is not the rampant use of words such as "autumn," "heart," "knife," "bleeding," "leaves," and "razorblade."
I just thought I'd clear that up after all of these "definitions" in which I have encountered an unbelievable amount of people who try to pass off their blatantly false pretenses as fact, and are slowly infecting others with their high-horse, holier-than-thou bullshit. Because honestly, with your ridiculous definitions, Beethoven, George Gershwin, and Britney Spears are/was "emo bands."

Now, onto the real definition.
In the early 90s there was a movement in the hardcore genre that came to be known as "Emotive Hardcore," spearheaded by Rites Of Spring. Harder-core-than-thou kids, who swore by Dischord Records a la Minor Threat, actually coined the term "Emo" as something of a put-down for the kids who really liked Rites Of Spring, Indian Summer and this new wave of "Emotive" Hardcore bands. That's right, "Emo" was once not something kids called themselves. The field exploded outwards from there - Level-Plane Records has always been the most famous Emo label. Acts like Yaphet Kotto, I Hate Myself, Saetia, Hot Cross, A Day In Black And White, Funeral Diner, I Would Set Myself On Fire For You, You And I, and hosts of others came in the next decade. Most emo bands have since broken up, but there's still the occasional hold-out (again, the majority of Level-Plane Records' roster has been a procession of emo acts). Like most DIY hardcore/punk of the time, a majority found its way onto vinyl and not much else. Some people consider bands like Fugazi, and later Sunny Day Real Estate, a progression of emo, but personally, I don't quite follow that philosophy.
Often, more recently, this gets intertwined with post-hardcore, and understandably so - that's nothing to make an issue of, since well shit, at least it's close.
Since the late 90s, though, bands have been emerging in the vein of Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional, and the thousands of their clones. As far as I can tell, some lazy journalist somewhere, writing an article about them, decided "Well, fuck, no one knows what emo is anyways, so I'll call these bands "emo" - sounds more appealing than bubblegum pop rock..." and the spiral continued downwards into the current amalgomation of bands MTV has told everyone is "emo."
Somehow, people decided that "emo" meant "emotional," which is obviously bullshit, as 99% of bands make music to illicit emotion, which would make "emotional" a completely all-encompassing genre from classical to opera to pop to rap.

Hope that helps.


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Hey!!!!!! You fucking stole my list of the gayest 20 bands ever. lol. no but seriously, I wasnna cut off Afi's main singers balls. then put them in his mouth and staple his mouth shut

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At 7/18/07 03:51 PM, DevineMercy wrote: 20 OF THE WORLS GAYEST BANDS.

Feel free to help me add more to this list.

1. AFI
2. Greenday
3. Simple Plan
4. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
5. My Chemical Romance
6. Paramore
7. 3 Days Grace
8.Nickleback
9. The All American Rejects.
10. The Used
11. Deathcab For Cutie
12. Blue October
13. Good Charlotte
14. Taking Back Sunday
15. A Perfect Circle
16. From First To Last
17. Panic! At The Disco
18. Fly Leaf
19. Fallout Boy
20. Papa Roach

I would completely agree except I like MCR and Fall Out Boy. Come on guys, they have some good songs. As for the others, all entirely unrelated.

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At 7/18/07 03:58 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: No Dragonforce or Slipknot?

Dragonforce is awesome!

Herman Li (Herman Ri) is a sick guitarist... He probably melted your face too much, and so you're all angry.

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AFI, Greenday, and Papa Roach had some really good stuff way back when. Why the fuck is A Perfect Circle on that list? They're pretty good!

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ok, shit, you're right. I wouldn't have agreed with you on that a year ago, but now i too think te same.


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I would say The Village People were a gay band. These bands aren't really gay just because some don't like them. Still, I would say you are right about those bands being shitty.
Thats my opinion though, alot of NG'ers enjoy their music.
There are gayer ones though.
The majority of 'Bands" on BeBo. I realised how gay they really were a while ago when shitloads cropped up called things like Gay Rights Supporters Band. Now thats gay!
Hehe.
And thats my two cents.

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At 7/18/07 03:51 PM, DevineMercy wrote: 8.Nickleback
13. Good Charlotte
17. Panic! At The Disco
19. Fallout Boy
20. Papa Roach

I like a few of the songs by these bands lol xD especially fallout boy


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First of all, DragonForce have some pretty sweet shit.
/*But don't see them live*/
Second of all, Nickelback isn't great, but he shouldn't be on the top 20 worst of all time.

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What about Gay Boy Bill and the Buttfuckers? They were pretty gay...


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At 7/18/07 03:51 PM, DevineMercy wrote: 20 OF THE WORLS GAYEST BANDS.

Feel free to help me add more to this list.

1. AFI

Nah, they'll alright- they sing some good songs they don't deserve such a title

2. Greenday

Bigger ouch from me, this band is a decent band and they play some good music- such a 'gay' band can't have a one of the greatest rock concerts ever?

3. Simple Plan

Now you're signalling out certain genres of music

4. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

They sing one great song which truly rocks, I'll disagree with this

5. My Chemical Romance

Read above, these guys kick-ass except they're emo fags

8.Nickleback

*cough* *cough* now you're being biased

13. Good Charlotte

They're decent

17. Panic! At The Disco

haha, I like them

19. Fallout Boy

They're another great band also.

In the end it all comes down to a Matter of Opinion and I have mine while you have yours.

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At 7/18/07 03:51 PM, DevineMercy wrote: 1. AFI

I stopped reading right there. AFI is one of the pioneers of thirdwave punk. They just suck post 2004 because they got all emo and bitchy.


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Keep in mind these bands are the "gayest" not necessarily bad:

1. Manowar
2. Iron Maiden
3. Judas Priest
4. DragonForce
5. Nightwish
6. Blind Guardian
7. Symphony X
8. Kamelot
9. Sonata Arctica
10. Demons & Wizards

11-20 I'm sure you can add your own power/symphonic metal bands to fill the rest up, to me this is the most homoerotic music ever made and should be burnt in large piles. This is the kind of music that gives "metal" a bad name and will get you laughed at for being a metal fan. Remember kids say no to dungeons and dragon metal.

Think about this; think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.

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At 8/2/07 05:42 AM, Sekhem wrote: Keep in mind these bands are the "gayest" not necessarily bad:

1. Manowar
2. Iron Maiden
3. Judas Priest
4. DragonForce
5. Nightwish
6. Blind Guardian
7. Symphony X
8. Kamelot
9. Sonata Arctica
10. Demons & Wizards

Funny thing about that list. If you like one of those bands, you're certain to like the rest, because besides Iron Maiden, and Priest, they all sound exactly the same.


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i agree with all of the list except for nickelback. put korn in there


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At 7/18/07 03:51 PM, DevineMercy wrote: 20 OF THE WORLS GAYEST BANDS.

15. A Perfect Circle

Woah woah woah, hold up. Fuck you.

The rest are gay emo bands though, you're right there.
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Don't forget Yngwie Malmsteen and John Petrucci.


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