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- lilfatjoey
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'A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his
girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our
relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on
you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked
his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the
other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in
that envelope along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who
the fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.'
i got from my friends at the mobster. CONDEMNED!!!!!!!!! EXODUS!!!! WOO!
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Now he should rape her.
That would be HOT.
GT: WTF PILLOWSHIRT
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At 7/18/07 11:50 AM, Wizard-Lock wrote: Hahahahhahah.
He showed the bitch.
Wurd
just roll with it nerd
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Life Is Like An FPS
But No Respawns
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ow gawd!!!.... I dont get... butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter
God: I'm back, what did miss..? Holy!*beep*!
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lol
hope none of the girls in the pics were trannys....
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That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
If life lets you down, remember you were the fastest sperm to the egg
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At 7/18/07 12:10 PM, Interprestor wrote: ow gawd!!!.... I dont get... butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter
uhhhhh, LLLFWOEFL GO AWAY.
Marines know how to deal with shit.
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