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lilfatjoey
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a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 11:47:40 Reply

'A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his
girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our
relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on
you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked
his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the
other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in
that envelope along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who
the fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.'

i got from my friends at the mobster. CONDEMNED!!!!!!!!! EXODUS!!!! WOO!

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Response to a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 11:50:12 Reply

Hahahahhahah.

He showed the bitch.


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Response to a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 12:05:29 Reply

holy shit that lmao im going to do that


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Response to a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 12:06:40 Reply

Now he should rape her.

That would be HOT.


GT: WTF PILLOWSHIRT

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Response to a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 12:06:58 Reply

At 7/18/07 11:50 AM, Wizard-Lock wrote: Hahahahhahah.

He showed the bitch.

Wurd


just roll with it nerd

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Response to a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 12:08:06 Reply

lol. tht was funny


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But No Respawns

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Response to a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 12:09:44 Reply

LMAO, nice, thats a good idea.


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Response to a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 12:10:07 Reply

ow gawd!!!.... I dont get... butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter


God: I'm back, what did miss..? Holy!*beep*!

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Response to a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 12:10:49 Reply

lol

hope none of the girls in the pics were trannys....

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Response to a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 12:11:48 Reply

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.


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Response to a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 12:12:13 Reply

Hahaha, oh that was good.


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Response to a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 12:12:14 Reply

At 7/18/07 12:10 PM, Interprestor wrote: ow gawd!!!.... I dont get... butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter

uhhhhh, LLLFWOEFL GO AWAY.

Marines know how to deal with shit.


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Response to a funny for you guys 2007-07-18 12:12:30 Reply

That's fucking genius.


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