Son of a bitch. SON OF A DIRTY WHORE SLUT BITCH.
Why does this always happen to me? Every time I leave for a few days, something awesome happens while I'm gone. But I never thought I would miss THIS. Fucking hell. I stop coming to Newgrounds for a few days, and while I'm gone, YOU FUCKERS LAUNCH THE REDESIGN???!!?!?!??!? ARE YOU KIDDING? Fuck. Fucking fuck. I didn't even get to see it happen. You bastards are going to pay for this.
Shiny layout? How lame. Longer loading time? Man, fuck that. New picture upload sizes? Fuck that too. New avatars? No, no, NO! MY LEVEL ICON IS QUEER! I might actually have to level up now... but no, it's not worth it. Five is still a cool number, even if the fist is different. Also, NO BLACK BUTTONS? Oh lord, this is awful.
This redesign makes me so fucking angry, I'm going to use the angry face in this post. Oh wait. The smiley faces are changed. Damn it, Tom, damn it to hell. This is intolerable. Not only did you change the smiley faces, you added a dozen more. What is this, an AOL chatroom?
It's like this: Smiley face, angry face, exclamation point, light bulb, question mark. That's all you need. If you're going to leave all the extra crap like those two emo faces and the slut next to the guy with sunglasses, then you could at least bring back the light bulb. Thomas Edison is turning over in his grave, and he's not a zombie.
On second thought, the new design is kind of cool. But I still hate you for doing it while I was away.