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So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:04:55 Reply

Me and my friends went to Walmart for no other reason than we were bored. I walk by one of those things with the square buttons that if you press one, it plays different kinds of music. Well, I push one that's love music. All it said was " Amor". It played some slow love song. That's cool. Then I see a disco one. I think, "Cool, disco." So I push it. The only thing I hear... "It's raining men! Hallelujah!" I couldn't help but sing along and do some stupid little dance while the people walking by just stare at me. My friends acting like they didn't know me. I thought it was hilarious because I didn't mean for it to be funny with the little dance and all, it just happened.

I don't know what came over me. It's such a catchy little jingle. It's been stuck in my head ever sense. Anyway, to get it out of my head I want a song that's 100% full testosterone. Balls out. It would make me feel better.

Suggestions?


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:05:53 Reply

Anything by bring me the horizon

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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:06:31 Reply

i suggest you kiss some breasts.

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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:06:42 Reply

I Wanna Be A Homosexual by Screeching Weasel.

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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:06:52 Reply

Big Balls - ACDC

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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:07:12 Reply

Its called SHIT ON MY FACE AND SLAP MY MOM AND KILL THE DOG AND CALL ME SALLY

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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:07:41 Reply

Breed by Nirvana.


Smoke bongs, sing songs. Lost at sea.

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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:08:10 Reply

Find something metal. Then crank it up to high volume. You might go deaf for a few hours, but it'll come back eventually.


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:15:52 Reply

More I say!


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:18:10 Reply

impossible.

This Wal*Mart which you speak of is meerly a figment of your imagination and further proves your inner deep feelings of resentment to your father.

It's okay, you are with friends now.


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:18:45 Reply

You gotta listen to some Cock And Ball Torture.


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:26:00 Reply

Hammer smashed face - Cannibal Corpse?


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 02:27:07 Reply

Here you go!


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 03:06:27 Reply

Search for German rap. That should do the trick. An angry type of music, with vocals in an angry language. =P


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 03:28:06 Reply

I don't know if you wanna feel really manly, I'd listen to like Led Zeppelin or something, stuff with like lots of good guitar and such.


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 03:32:54 Reply

Slayer is the way to go. Except Right now I have Seek and Destroy by Metallica and Institutionalized by Suicide Tendencies stuck in my head at the same time....pretty sweet.


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 03:38:24 Reply

Try one of these songs:
1. Queen's "Tie Your Mother Down"
2. Led Zeppelin's "Achilles Last Stand"
3. The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again"
4. AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Now mosh and destroy stuff while listening to these songs, especially if those items are not owned by you or someone else in your family.


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 03:38:53 Reply

Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and Roses.

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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 04:08:17 Reply

P'raps you shouldn't be listening to music...


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 04:18:34 Reply

I want a song that's 100% full testosterone. Balls out. It would make me feel better.

Suggestions?

MMMM Beefy

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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 05:24:07 Reply

The quakes - psychobilly Jekyll & mr Hyde Thats about as balls out as it gets.


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 05:31:51 Reply

IT'S RAINING MEN! HAlLLELUJAH!

Hope that helps.


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-07-16 05:45:27 Reply

Staying Alive by the Bee Gees
In the Navy by the Village People
Dancing with Myself by Billy Idol


So often times it happens, that we live our lives in chains, and we never even know we had the key...

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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-11-03 11:12:06 Reply

how about looking at naked chicks

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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-11-03 11:15:12 Reply

At 7/16/07 03:38 AM, superstatguy wrote: Try one of these songs:
1. Queen's "Tie Your Mother Down"
2. Led Zeppelin's "Achilles Last Stand"
3. The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again"
4. AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

you, sir, win.


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-11-03 11:19:34 Reply

In The Navy by The Village People.


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-11-03 11:24:55 Reply

Most manly songs on the face of the Earth:

1. Cannibal Corpse-The Discipline of Revenge
2. Bolt Thrower-Not Guts, No Glory
3. Metallica-Battery
4. Metallica-Damage Inc.
5. Axel Rudi Pell-Tear Down the Walls


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-11-03 11:27:31 Reply

Orpheus by Ash

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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-11-03 11:29:32 Reply

The Imigrant song- Led Zepplin

Hey don't go to walmart anymore. That is what happens if you go


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Response to So I was at Walmart... 2007-11-03 11:29:58 Reply

At 7/16/07 02:04 AM, NimbleElephant wrote: Me and my friends went to Walmart for no other reason than we were bored. I walk by one of those things with the square buttons that if you press one, it plays different kinds of music. Well, I push one that's love music. All it said was " Amor". It played some slow love song. That's cool. Then I see a disco one. I think, "Cool, disco." So I push it. The only thing I hear... "It's raining men! Hallelujah!" I couldn't help but sing along and do some stupid little dance while the people walking by just stare at me. My friends acting like they didn't know me. I thought it was hilarious because I didn't mean for it to be funny with the little dance and all, it just happened.

I don't know what came over me. It's such a catchy little jingle. It's been stuck in my head ever sense. Anyway, to get it out of my head I want a song that's 100% full testosterone. Balls out. It would make me feel better.

Suggestions?

youv got to be kidding me you cant come up with some hardass song to get rid of a gay one im ashamed of you but anyway since you asked listen to hit em up a few times and youll be fine and your still a dumbass


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