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Wow your gay brother killed himself because a boy left him. Emoooo.

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My brother's girlfriend has the best name ever.

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At 7/29/07 07:57 AM, jackmorrison wrote: My brother's girlfriend has the best name ever.

Lol, that girl should be your girlfriend, even though her name is shi-ting/shiting.

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At 7/29/07 07:57 AM, jackmorrison wrote: My brother's girlfriend has the best name ever.

That is hilarious.

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I lol'd at the image..

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I died trying to enter turkmenistan illegally!

lol

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At 7/15/07 03:17 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Fucking Indonesia...

Sucks for you. XD

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2your house got broken into and burglarized"

Not a literacy program then...

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This game is epic win. I was born in Nepal, moved illegaly to Turkey and lived to be 92.

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I died.

4 Times in a row.

Fuck life then, huh?

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59 years old
My father has died at age 86 from pneumonia.

Inherited money from my parents.

60 years old
Died at age 60 from a stroke.

Fuck!

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This is not good! I lived so many times I wanted to uninstall/reinstall so I wouldn't have to keep waiting and now this reinstall only lets you live three times and then you have to purchase and I don't want to have to uninstall/reinstall to live THREE TIMES! How do I at least get it back to normal?

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Dammit you always get born in shitty countries where you have a high chance of dying.

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Dangit, i always live to an old age.

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My boyfriend Muhammed has died from dehydration.
My boyfriend Muhammed has died from dehydration.
Met a new man I like very much, named Muhammed Ijaz Butt.
Rejected by Muhammed Ijaz Butt.

Apparently, my boyfriend died two times, then I met him and then he rejected me.

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At only the age of one, I, Nasha Mushtaq Muhammad, began my early acts of terrorism, as shown with this Diagram...

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Goddamnit, none of the hawt men I feel attracted to seem to like me.

Outrage! >:(

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HAHAHA this game kicks major ass.

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I was a FUCKING CHINESE HERO my last life.

I lived to age of 92, was DAMN HOT (died with 90 of good-lookingness), was a cop until I got too old, saved 2 friends from death, served the army when I was young

I was so fucking sexy I got me a 30 yearold wife by the age of 60.

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At 7/30/07 11:15 AM, RockAmbole wrote: I was a FUCKING CHINESE HERO my last life.

I lived to age of 92, was DAMN HOT (died with 90 of good-lookingness), was a cop until I got too old, saved 2 friends from death, served the army when I was young

I was so fucking sexy I got me a 30 yearold wife by the age of 60.

You must be very proud.

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You must be very proud.

I am indeed. Too bad I couldn't get a wife who worked to save my life

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I have been playing this for 3 hours. How can something so simple be so addictive?

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0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Bhatpara in the state of West
Bengal in India.

My parents have named me Toril. My surname is Ghosal. My
mother, Jalajini, is 24 and my father, Lakshman, is 29. I have a
brother, Danasagara, age 3 and a brother, Adit, who is 4.

1 year old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

My brother Adit has had measles.

My brother Adit began school.

2 years old
My brother Danasagara began school.

3 years old
4 years old
I've had measles.

A major flood has hit India. 135 people have died and 28,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Brother Urvil born.

5 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 2 people have died and 2,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major flood has hit India. 41 people have died and 24,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
A major flood has hit India. 35 people have died and 38,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Civil war in Uttar Pradesh state.

My brother Adit has skipped a year in school.

9 years old
Peace.

My brother Urvil began school.

10 years old
My brother Danasagara has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a fractured skull. The injury has resulted in some permanent damage to the skull.

My brother Danasagara's girlfriend Jalita began trade school.

11 years old
12 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My mother has been cured of depression.

My brother Adit has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Danasagara's girlfriend Jalita has graduated from trade school.

13 years old
A major flood has hit India. 291 people have died and 35,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My brother Adit's girlfriend Basha has graduated from secondary school.

14 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Meena Satayu.

Rejected by Meena Satayu.

My brother Adit has moved out on his own.

Basha Darsha and my brother Adit are now engaged to be married.

Basha Darsha and my brother Adit have married.

My brother Danasagara has graduated from secondary school.

15 years old
Began trade school.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

My brother Danasagara's girlfriend Aparna has graduated from secondary school.

16 years old
A major flood has hit India. 742 people have died and 48,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been placed on academic probation.

My brother Adit has been hurt in an accident.

Aparna Mandyam and my brother Danasagara are now engaged to be married.

Aparna Mandyam and my brother Danasagara have married.

My brother Danasagara has moved out on his own.

17 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Hansa Parag.

Rejected by Hansa Parag.

18 years old
A major flood has hit India. 16 people have died and 52,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Rajasthan state.

Graduated from trade school.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Amrit Jaspal.

We've begun seeing each other.

19 years old
Began work as a materials clerk.

Decided to look for a job.

I am suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Lost my girlfriend Amrit by being too forward.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Hansa Dharuna.

Rejected by Hansa Dharuna.

My father has a peptic ulcer.

My brother Urvil has hookworm.

20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Peace.

Avoided cleaning up someone else's mess.

My brother Urvil has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

21 years old
Lost my job due to my political activities.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My brother Urvil has graduated from secondary school.

Beena Thirumalai and my brother Urvil are now engaged to be married.

My brother Urvil's girlfriend Beena has graduated from secondary school.

22 years old
My father has hookworm.

My brother Danasagara has contracted leprosy.

23 years old
Began work as an electronic equipment operator.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Avisya Chandrasekar.

Rejected by Avisya Chandrasekar.

My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

Beena Thirumalai and my brother Urvil have married.

24 years old
I have been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A major flood has hit India. 62 people have died and 35,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Iditri Suchitra.

We've begun seeing each other.

26 years old
Ended relationship with Iditri Suchitra.

My father has been cured of peptic ulcer.

27 years old
My father has arthritis of the knee.

Your brother Danasagara has been disabled by leprosy

28 years old
29 years old
A major flood has hit India. 649 people have died and 41,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

30 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

Ananda born to Basha Darsha

My brother Urvil's wife Beena has a peptic ulcer.

31 years old
My brother Danasagara's wife Aparna has had malaria.

My brother Urvil's wife Beena has been cured of peptic ulcer.

32 years old
33 years old
Widespread fighting in Uttar Pradesh state.

My girlfriend Kanchana has died from dehydration.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Kanchana Desai.

We've begun seeing each other.

My mother has reduced vision from cataracts.

34 years old
My brother Danasagara's wife Aparna has had another malaria flare-up.

35 years old
Began work as a lab technician.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

Kanchana Desai broke off our relationship.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Jennat Jaffrey.

Rejected by Jennat Jaffrey.

My brother Urvil's wife Beena has asthma.

36 years old
A major flood has hit India. 47 people have died and 34,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Hansa Uppuluri.

Rejected by Hansa Uppuluri.

37 years old
My mother has a peptic ulcer.

38 years old
Peace.

My mother has been cured of cataracts.

Anhiti born to Beena Thirumalai

39 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 136 people have died and 1,600,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

A major flood has hit India. 488 people have died and 34,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 26,396 rupees.

40 years old
41 years old
My father has reduced vision from cataracts.

My father has died at age 71 from a heart attack.

Rani born to Beena Thirumalai

42 years old
Darsha born to Beena Thirumalai

43 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 743 people have died and 1,200,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Andhra Pradesh state.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Lakshana Sapna.

We've begun seeing each other.

Abhi born to Beena Thirumalai

My brother Urvil's wife Beena's son Abhi has been born with spina bifida.

44 years old
Peace.

Lakshana Sapna broke off our relationship.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Eloksi Kambhatla.

We've begun seeing each other.

45 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Bihar state.

My brother Adit has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however.

My brother Danasagara has hookworm.

46 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My brother Adit's wife Basha has reduced vision from cataracts.

My brother Danasagara died from an infection.

47 years old
Lost my girlfriend Eloksi by being too forward.

48 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Krsnan Navya.

We've begun seeing each other.

49 years old
50 years old
Peace.

Told the truth even though I risked losing some money.

My mother died from an infection.

Inherited money from my parents.

51 years old
52 years old
Krsnan Navya broke off our relationship.

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Met a new woman I like very much, named Adhika Jeyaseelan.

Rejected by Adhika Jeyaseelan.

53 years old
A major flood has hit India. 229 people have died and 25,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My brother Adit's wife Basha has been cured of cataracts.

54 years old
55 years old
My brother Adit has had a stroke.

56 years old
A major flood has hit India. 692 people have died and 33,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

57 years old
58 years old
My brother Adit died from an infection.

My brother Adit's wife Basha has reduced vision from cataracts.

59 years old
60 years old
A major flood has hit India. 2,166 people have died and 37,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My brother Urvil's wife Beena has reduced vision from cataracts.

61 years old
A major flood has hit India. 58 people have died and 30,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My brother Urvil's wife Beena has been cured of cataracts.

62 years old
63 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Mahika Kanetkar.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother Urvil's wife Beena has died at age 60 from an asthma attack.

64 years old
Died at age 64 from a stroke.

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At 7/30/07 04:04 PM, nipsta203 wrote:

64 years old
Died at age 64 from a stroke.

Pwned.

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LOL look at this:

44 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Executed by government security police.

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at eleven years old, i was raped.

funny.

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I died of Malaria at the age of 4

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Peace.

My mother commited suicide.

Wow, ain't my mom the warmongerer?