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Angry fan of the 80's cartoon alert.

Newsflash for poxpower:

People will like the movie, and there isn't a god damn thing in the world you can do about it.

Noob, lrn2play.

At 7/11/07 01:24 AM, Jerkapotamus wrote: I thouroughly enjoyed Transformers, even with the three power outages that occurred throughout the course of the movie during a thunderstorm. I thought there was some pretty good humor and I liked the action.

This guy knows what hes talking about, Transformers is a really good movie if your standards arn't super high

noobpower is mad because his precious Bumblebee wasn't a VW Bug.

Cry more you weenie.

At 7/11/07 01:12 AM, Memorize wrote:

Good thing as they all looked exactly alike other than their color, in the 80's.

Are you near-sighted or something?
Or do you mean alike as in "well they all looked vaguely human" and you prefer them to look like random insects?

Oh wait I'm sorry you never watched the cartoon or the movie, read any of the comics. Oops you're 17, hence a decade too young to have enjoyed transformers in the U.S.

Yeah, nevermind the first half of the movie building up to his release.

What the fuck are you on? It's not even like his threat looms about, all the other Decepticons are already free and kicking everyone's ass. Megatron just sort of comes out and gets killed like a giant wussbag. They don't build him up for one second, they barely mention him and then suddenly they show him standing there like a popsicle and his big release is him just flying out in a classic Michael Bay "check out all the camera angles I can fit in 5 seconds" scene. Then he just goes to ramble on about how "humans don't deserve to live" or some shit which just gives stupid excuses for Optimus to make move shit-ass cliche comments.

The old Megatron was awesome. He'd take his time and kick everyone's ass and be cool about it, except when he got with Optimus, then he'd go totaly Berserk, but you could still see them fighting as opposed to imagining how it would look if you could see them fight from atop a building instead of standing on an earthquake simulator.

-One can tranform into a giant garage which holds every single autobot.

Yeah that was retarded.

-Tranformation into a gun 1/12 its original size.

Yeah, he was still a trillion times cooler than the one in the movie. Shit they could have just taken the original Megatron and never made him transform, he would have KICKED ASS, because apparently some morons like you care more about the fact that he shrinks when he transforms than about 2 hours of senseless shitty drivel and shody CGI. What a waste of ressource.

-One can produce an endless supply of disks.

Disks? What disks? There's no discs in the old Transformers, but only badass cassette tapes. They rule so much more than that shitty radio in the movie.

Alright that's only 3 for the entire run of the show, I can name 20 things that are retarded about the movie.
You suck at debating.

At 7/11/07 01:29 AM, JJAGoodfella wrote: noobpower is mad because his precious Bumblebee wasn't a VW Bug.

Cry more you weenie.

ok
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUMBLEBEE WASNT A BUG

aint i imature

I could make a better one.

At 7/11/07 01:33 AM, poxpower wrote:

Oh wait I'm sorry you never watched the cartoon or the movie, read any of the comics. Oops you're 17, hence a decade too young to have enjoyed transformers in the U.S.

i beg to differ,im only 15 yet i loved the original transformers

At 7/11/07 01:20 AM, Searp3nt wrote: Now, i have owned a transformer toy, and yes, i agree, the movie transformers look nothing like what they should, but that doesn't mean you have to hate the whole movie, dude.

I'm sorry you're too lazy to read more of my post. Die you ADD addled moron >:O
I curse your family

And thing about Jazz? Yeah, shut the fuck up.

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot you liked racist useless stereotypes that do nothing to build up the story, mister " I have a number in my user name".

At 7/11/07 01:23 AM, Insert-Pie wrote:

I have to disagree with you on the fight scenes. I thought the last half hour of fight scenes was awesome as.

You can't even see anything.
I bet your favourite scene in the new King Kong movie was when the two Dinosaurs were hanging in the vines trying to eat the chick. Completely unnessecary, over-the-top and impossibly to read visually: that's how we like our CGI in the states!
Man I miss the days of Jurassic Park and Terminator. Back then they couldn't get cocky and make stupid shit like backflipping dinosaurs and robots that move around like cockroaches.

p.s. DID I MENTION YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING IN THIS MOVIE

At 7/11/07 01:25 AM, JJAGoodfella wrote:

People will like the movie, and there isn't a god damn thing in the world you can do about it.

I bet you voted for Bush and wished that Pearl Harbor was move about love triangles

You do realize that you are pissed off about a movie that's based off of a cartoon that is originally based off of a toy line.

If you walk into that movie expecting greatness then you wasted your money.

The movie, to be blunt, is not good. It is entertaining and if you are shortsighted enough to not understand that people were entertained by the movie (which I was) then you are just going to be one angry little Moderator.

I will agree with you about people freaking out about this film being "SO FREAKING AWESOME".

It's just a fun popcorn flick.

I did laugh at the fact that you said it pissed on the franchise. It made me lol.

At 7/11/07 01:04 AM, poxpower wrote:

At 7/11/07 12:59 AM, Kazzar wrote: What else ruined it for you. Except the action sequences.

ok I'll just give you 10 to start

- All the robots looking nothing like they should
-Megatron being completely uncharismatic
-That stupid little jittery robot that hacks the computers and sucks balls
-Who the fuck cares about "Sam" and his parents
-Half the movie is about characters that are completely useless
-Stupid ending where they "cover" the transformers up. What the fuck they destroyed half a fucking city
-Megatron introduced impossibly quickly and defeated just as fast
-That one scene where they introduce Jazz and his stupid-ass ghetto moves
-Bumblebee pissing on that guy. RETARDED
-That scene where all the autobots are hiding outside the house, basically causing a cataclysm while no one notices. THAT SCENE IS LIKE 20 MINUTES LONG GOD DAMN

Wow, you got me laughing for like... 5 minutes dude
yea the movie was pathetic

After seeing it, I feel really bad for that guy that changed his legal name to Optimus Prime

Poxpower you dumb fuck, i read the whole of your post. Moron.

At 7/11/07 01:39 AM, poxpower wrote:

You can't even see anything.

Did we see the same movie? I could see plenty. Every now and then there was part of an action sequence that was shitty and hard to see, but the rest of it was fine.

totally agree. this movie sucked ass

i have not much more than that to say about it

At 7/11/07 01:41 AM, SirXVII wrote: If you walk into that movie expecting greatness then you wasted your money.

To be honest, the only reason I went was so I could hate Michael Bay better.
After everyone saw the piss-poor designs for the robots like a year ago, we all knew it would only be downhill from there.

What I can't understand is how so many people like this. It sucks so much. People can say that A.I. sucked balls, and then they're greatly entertained by this movie? ARGH
People hate the Matrix 2 and 3, and yet like this??? Whaaaaaaaaa

one angry little Moderator.

What does me being a moderator have to do with this?

It's just a fun popcorn flick.

Shit for the millions this cost, could have been so much more. You're so optimistic... damn I bet if someone robbed your house, you'd be happy they didn't kill your parents and spend the rest of your day feeling really good about the world.

At 7/11/07 01:44 AM, Searp3nt wrote: Poxpower you dumb fuck, i read the whole of your post. Moron.

Wow, nice comeback, where did you learn your sharp skillzzzz? I bet you kick-ass at improv with such a lightning-fast wit at your disposal.

When I saw the second teaser, I thought that yellow car was Hot Shot. Yeah, I thought, Hot Shot is awesome. Of course he should be in the teaser.

Then, I found out, from the back of a lunchables box, that what I thought was my favorite Transformer was really a shithead named Bumblebee. I didn't watch the cartoon much when it aired on Cartoon Network when I was...say, nine to eleven years old, but I sure as hell never noticed somebody named Bumblebee.

So, to decide whether I ultimately watch the movie or not, I ask one question-no, I plead-

Please, PLEASE tell me that Hot Shot's in it.

At 7/11/07 01:52 AM, poxpower wrote:

At 7/11/07 01:41 AM, SirXVII wrote: If you walk into that movie expecting greatness then you wasted your money.

To be honest, the only reason I went was so I could hate Michael Bay better.
After everyone saw the piss-poor designs for the robots like a year ago, we all knew it would only be downhill from there.

Eye of the beholder. I thought they were pretty awesome aside from Jazz who was barely noticable and they didn't even bother with any closeups of him.

What I can't understand is how so many people like this. It sucks so much. People can say that A.I. sucked balls, and then they're greatly entertained by this movie? ARGH
People hate the Matrix 2 and 3, and yet like this??? Whaaaaaaaaa

I liked Matrix 2 and 3.

What does me being a moderator have to do with this?

Nothing, but it's fun to see them overreact.

Shit for the millions this cost, could have been so much more. You're so optimistic... damn I bet if someone robbed your house, you'd be happy they didn't kill your parents and spend the rest of your day feeling really good about the world.

You were expecting WAY too much. I guess maybe I enjoyed it because I wasn't a big Transformers fan before.

At 7/11/07 01:55 AM, Kurofelis wrote:

Then, I found out, from the back of a lunchables box, that what I thought was my favorite Transformer was really a shithead named Bumblebee. I didn't watch the cartoon much when it aired on Cartoon Network when I was...say, nine to eleven years old, but I sure as hell never noticed somebody named Bumblebee.

the transformers that your thinking of was a remake(i guess) so thats why you dont know bumblebee.he was from the original transformers cartoon from the 80s

So, to decide whether I ultimately watch the movie or not, I ask one question-no, I plead-

Please, PLEASE tell me that Hot Shot's in it.

i dont think so

Agreed.

At 7/11/07 01:44 AM, Searp3nt wrote: Poxpower you dumb fuck, i read the whole of your post. Moron.

Wow, nice comeback, where did you learn your sharp skillzzzz? I bet you kick-ass at improv with such a lightning-fast wit at your disposal.

You got that right. My improv skills are "teh bomba".

At 7/11/07 01:58 AM, I-Am-Gato wrote:

At 7/11/07 01:55 AM, Kurofelis wrote:

the transformers that your thinking of was a remake(i guess) so thats why you dont know bumblebee.he was from the original transformers cartoon from the 80s

Oh. That explains much. Hot Shot's still better.

Please, PLEASE tell me that Hot Shot's in it.

i dont think so

Ass.

At 7/11/07 01:44 AM, Searp3nt wrote: Poxpower you dumb fuck, i read the whole of your post. Moron.

I vote you shut the fuck up, you realize poxpower is a mod, right?

i thought it was decent, it had good graphics despite the action scenes

the only thing i didnt like about it was that a fourth of the movie was a loser in highschool trying to get laid

I'll see it if my friends decide to go. I know that they all really want to see it, so if they go i will too. I'm not going to let your post ruin an otherwise fine evening out of the house an on the town.

At 7/11/07 02:08 AM, KillerCRS wrote:

At 7/11/07 01:44 AM, Searp3nt wrote: Poxpower you dumb fuck, i read the whole of your post. Moron.

I vote you shut the fuck up, you realize poxpower is a mod, right?

You are the dumb fuck. Arguing with a moderator is fine, you don`t need to suck up to them and agree with everything they say, this is not Nazi Germany.

I will see the movie, and I will try to enjoy it. I really don`t care about it "not following the old cartoon" since old cartoon is OLD.

I`d shoot myself in the head if the movie resembled in any way the old cartoon. And I`d rather see this new "buggish" transformers instead of the old ones, which looked like wardrobes with heads.

But I do agree with you on something. Hollywood does a horrible attempt at making decent movies out of old and loved franchises...

Still, I`ll try to enjoy the movie.

By the way, don`t try to force your opinion into others, ok fine, you thought it sucked balls, but that doesn`t mean others wont enjoy it. It`s a matter of taste, and your disposition, if you go to the movie thinking about how much you will hate it... you will eventually hate it.

At 7/11/07 02:08 AM, KillerCRS wrote:

At 7/11/07 01:44 AM, Searp3nt wrote: Poxpower you dumb fuck, i read the whole of your post. Moron.

I vote you shut the fuck up, you realize poxpower is a mod, right?

Yes, i do realise he is a mod, but i'm not going to get on my knee's and drink his cum, i'm going to fight for my freedom.

I'm glad you're not ranting on about other crap that some people are saying like "MAN THE STORYLINE SUCKED" but I have to disagree:

For starters whether or not you can see anything is entirely up to you, and how good your sight is. I'll agree that at first it was hard to understand what was going on since there were a lot of parts the transformers all moving at once, and they're all the same colors pretty much. But I got use to it and by the time the big ending came I could easily see what was going on. The fight scenes WERE awesome, if there was some way to show you what was going on at the time you would agree. But even then there are some moments where you can clearly see why the certain shot is suppose to be awesome. Like when Optimus and Megatron (I believe) crash through a skyscraper in slo-mo and it shows all the people in the building running around and such. Also Ironside dodging Devastator's rockets was pretty cool. And Bonecrusher doing his little skate on the highway and ripping a bus apart was awesome aswell.

I actually forget what else you complained about so I can't retort. You probably won't change your mind about the movie since you have such a strong hate for it, but at least try to see why people would like the movie. Just because you couldn't figure out what part was what doesn't mean everyone else can't see what's going on.

At 7/11/07 02:23 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: You are the dumb fuck. Arguing with a moderator is fine, you don`t need to suck up to them and agree with everything they say, this is not Nazi Germany.

Then why is it that every time I fuck with a mod, I get a 3 day ban?

I would go all the way to comparing this to the 1990's version of the Fantastic Four but i'm not that cruel,but yeah the movie did suck.

At 7/11/07 02:32 AM, KillerCRS wrote:

At 7/11/07 02:23 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: You are the dumb fuck. Arguing with a moderator is fine, you don`t need to suck up to them and agree with everything they say, this is not Nazi Germany.

Then why is it that every time I fuck with a mod, I get a 3 day ban?

'Cause some mods are douchebags. Atleast Poxpower is decent enough to accept the fact that some people will argue with him. He's not the fucking messiah, he's a 20 year old human.

At 7/11/07 02:34 AM, Searp3nt wrote: 'Cause some mods are douchebags. Atleast Poxpower is decent enough to accept the fact that some people will argue with him. He's not the fucking messiah, he's a 20 year old human.

Are you telling me...that...ONE OF THE MODS IS NOT A ROBOT?!

There is still hope in this hellhole of a forum.