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Who made you?

Why is secret sauce so good or What is the meaning of Muffins?

Who the hell are you?

I'd be like "Hi?".

".............Wanna drink with me?"

Why are there so many jews?

What's with that candlejack guy, anywa-

At 7/9/07 06:29 PM, Ptcfast wrote: "How big is your Willi?"

Wowza!

why do u make my dick smaller than everyone elses?

At 7/14/07 01:52 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: why do u make my dick smaller than everyone elses?

Because I hate you.

At 7/13/07 08:18 PM, LordOfKetchup wrote: What's with that candlejack guy, anywa-

I'd like to star the answer off wi-

At 7/13/07 08:00 PM, sixflab wrote: Why are there so many jews?

I wanted people to suffer.

At 7/13/07 07:48 PM, Jackotrades wrote: ".............Wanna drink with me?"

Can you handle the Satan?

At 7/13/07 07:45 PM, sqrage wrote: I'd be like "Hi?".

Hi, now get outta my paradise.

At 7/13/07 07:40 PM, zitler wrote: Who the hell are you?

God

At 7/13/07 07:15 PM, flyingturtle wrote: Why is secret sauce so good or What is the meaning of Muffins?

Burritos. That is all the advice I have to give you, now walk into the sun young one.

At 7/13/07 07:13 PM, GreenShadow wrote: Who made you?

Satan.

At 7/13/07 07:13 PM, IrishLaddie wrote: Is there going to be a redesign?

No.

At 7/13/07 07:12 PM, onlysinnerscry wrote: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

In a shitty post.

At 7/13/07 09:36 AM, FullyLoaded wrote: God, why the fuck do you let innocent people die....*cough*cough*9/11*cough*cough*Katrina*
cough*cough...

Because they're fags.

At 7/13/07 09:36 AM, Winned wrote: Since you are all powerful can you create a boulder that is so heavy even you cannot lift it?

I do everything with my mind. Your question is invalid. For the record, that's your answer.

You's faggier? Marilyn Manson or Michael Jackson?

*hears the answer*

Right, now onto my real ques-

Aw fuck.

Why do you look like chuck norris?

Will I be invited the the Honey Bunches of Oats Block Party?

if i could ask god one question probably ...

if you could show up the aliens :)) i wanna feel being abducted

Why the hell did you invent Rap?!

Why the hell is Eric Baum still alive?

Pedobear?

when's the redesign out?

At 7/14/07 02:34 PM, DJ-Ravecore wrote: Why the hell is Eric Baum still alive?

Satan is immortal.

At 7/14/07 02:32 PM, Teh-bret-meister wrote: Why the hell did you invent Rap?!

So the blacks wouldn't eat chicken man.

At 7/14/07 02:30 PM, huntersdude wrote: if you could show up the aliens :)

The aliens have a different god. It'll take a couple hundred years to get the political stuff outta the way.

At 7/14/07 02:21 PM, Duh-Boss wrote: Will I be invited the the Honey Bunches of Oats Block Party?

Yes.

At 7/14/07 02:07 PM, MrWar wrote: Why do you look like chuck norris?

Because.

At 7/14/07 02:05 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You's faggier?

I'm not a fag.

1. Explain the ending of Matrix 3.
or

Did you watch the show last night, Gays say No?.

At 7/14/07 02:34 PM, DJ-Ravecore wrote: Why the hell is Eric Baum still alive?

Unfortunately the last attempt on his life only succeeded in destroying the last two letters of his name.

At 7/9/07 06:21 PM, Mewie wrote: If you could ask God one question, and you know He would answer, what would it be?

......Want to smoke a blunt?

Whats up?

At 7/9/07 06:31 PM, Shawn wrote: "Why havn't you killed us yet!"

Yeah id def ask this one too

1. What if God smoked Cannabis?
3. Where did I leave my keys?

whats the cure to cancer??

When is the redesign going to be released?

"can i make sweet love with you and get you impregnated?"

imagine my children with the power of god :)

Either
Why doesn't Super Mario exist in real life?
Or
Why hasn't Ashley turned you into a spoon yet?
Or
Why are my drawing skills so shite?

Rolls a 6-sided die ... 5.
Looks like it's the 3rd question then.

At 7/9/07 06:25 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: What do you mean you don't have Hyper Beam!?!?

HAHAHAHA Splash Attack.
Back on subject, that'd be to hard. Well, can I have more? if not, s*it, idk. Can I have powers similar to yours? That way, I could do all the rightous stuff to make the world an awesome place. I'd go up to Bin Laden: "im in ur country, kickin ur butt." Then give myself Hyper Beam, and not have to recharge. Then I'd meet a lot of celebreties. Then I'd eat some ice cream. Then liberate Iraq and Cuba, b*tch.

Whaddya think?