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Where are the complementary mints?

How much alcohol did it take to create the platypus?

ROFL! :-D

Where's the bathroom?

WHERE THE HELL DID I PUT THE REMOTE

Most of these are pretty lame. Some are funny. Come hither to my website. Oh and if you make a picture of yourself praising Jesus or "giving him money." And send it to me we'll put it on the site

Where's the damn toilet?

Why do you like it up the ass?

It would either be "Is this a dumb question?" or "Why, if we were all born from 2 people, are we not horiably inbred, or did you create evolution to prevent this?"

Either way the answer would probably be "piss off!"

Can you grant me ten wishes?

all jokes aside I would ask
"Can I have more questions, if no, do not answer" and since he has to answer is will be a yes. therfore I get more questions and can ask "Is that hitlet over there!?!?!?!"

How many licks to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Will you watch me masturbate to hentai, and then just as I'm about to shoot my load will you open your mouth so I can shoot it in gargle the cum around, spit it back into my mouth I will then continue you to spit it on a hard surface then you snort it up.

So can I?

What is the true religion?

The conversation would go like this.
God: You may ask one question and one question only.
GP: One question, okay. I can do this, let me think this one out.
God: Take your time, I have to go take a piss on Asia again and give them some more mudslides.
GP: I've got it! Why do I have to pay for sex all the time?
God: That's your question? I knew this would be a waste of time. Guess I'll go and throw another hurricane at the east coast of America.

So was it the direct impact of the car or was it the Bear who dragged my carcass away from the woods to eat me?

I'm already asking him questions. But I suppose this is something that I can get a direct answer from. I wish I could be a prophet for one day instead of trying to find answers in a world that is already hard to find directions for...

At 7/9/07 06:47 PM, Sawke wrote: whats with the giraffes?

once food became scarce the longe necked giraffes survived as the shorter necked ones died then the longer neck giraffe bredd and so on and so on.

"why do men have mammary glands when our man boobs never grow? why must you mock us with giving us mammary glands without the ability to play with our non-plumpy man boobies"

What the fuck were you thinking. I mean dental hygiene is important but come the fuck on

Can I have your xbox?

I would ask Can I have splash attack too because Magikarp is abusing this power.

At 7/10/07 04:04 AM, craigalan wrote: once food became scarce the longe necked giraffes survived as the shorter necked ones died then the longer neck giraffe bredd and so on and so on.

"why do men have mammary glands when our man boobs never grow? why must you mock us with giving us mammary glands without the ability to play with our non-plumpy man boobies"

Speak for youself, buddy!
My brother has huge ones. They're like... B's or C's..... He could wear a bro.

I would also ask... "Does Rule 34 apply to you?"

Why the hell Eric Bauman isn't dead yet.

If I built a 6 foot wall of all the poo I made, how many miles long would it be. I've always wondered...

Are you real?

At 7/9/07 06:39 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: Well, "God" wouldn't answer any question because he doesn't exist.

I'm surprised that you're the only asshole in this 4 page long topic who said that so far.

My question would definitely be "What is the correct religion to follow?"

Could you please give me a bigger penis?

At 7/10/07 02:45 AM, Xse7enX wrote:

:Come hither to my website. Oh and if you make a picture of yourself praising Jesus or "giving him money." And send it to me we'll put it on the site

I didn't think it was necessary to write down but I guess I'll say it now - please don't promote web sites (especially ridiculous mock-Jesus pages)!

This thread is all about the questions that make us laugh and/or think!

At 7/10/07 07:39 AM, Socrates wrote: Could you please give me a bigger penis?

*gives you a 50 foot long dick* You can no longer masturbate, have sex, wear pants, or fit in buildings.

At 7/10/07 07:03 AM, Wesleyiam wrote:
My question would definitely be "What is the correct religion to follow?"

Atheism.

At 7/10/07 06:51 AM, Aci6 wrote:

What made you be compelled to create life and the entire world?

That's a common mistake, Satan created the world.

At 7/10/07 06:51 AM, Invaderchris wrote: Are you real?

No.

At 7/10/07 06:46 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: If I built a 6 foot wall of all the poo I made, how many miles long would it be. I've always wondered...

Hippopotamus.

At 7/9/07 07:24 PM, John12346 wrote: I'd probably ask for the mysteries of the universe with answers. Sort of like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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