My name is Braydan. Now, before i go into all this and you call me a stalker, I'd like to tell you that i am currently dating a girl. Her name is Chloe, this story is about how i somehow love her.
You think, somehow? Yeah, it's kinda hard to explain ... most guys wouldn't be proud to be with her ... but i love her with everything I am.
Ok, so her story.
Tell them about you too dumbass
What? Ugh, what about me? I'm not important, for god sakes, throw me a fucking bone.
Hey, fuck you, they might as well know about you before you go and brag about your slut
SHE'S NOT A FUCKING SLUT
You know she is, so shut up and tell them about ...us
Ugh, my name is Braydan. Now, before i go into all this and you call me a stalker, I'd like to tell you about ... myself. Us, i guess.
Hi, I'm Kyle, the non-fuckhead side of this asshole, i'll be throwing in useful information and insults about this pussy whipped bitch that'll be bragging about his whore ok?
The lovely asshole you've been hearing from is Kyle. He is the me that my brain created so i would have some self-confidence according to my therapist. IF ANYTHING, HE'S JUST KEPT SUICIDE OFF MY MIND BY PISSING ME OFF AND HELPING ME GET MY ASS KICKED.
Fuck, see what you did, i'm on a tangent.
Not listening pussylips, get on with my story.
Our story, asshole.
Ugh, look, mine's not COOL, mine's not interesting. The most interesting story i have is when i was 4.
It was Christmas.
My remote control car kinda ... malfunctioned.
That's dumbass' way of saying BOOM MUTHAFUCKA
Yeah, one of the pieces of plastic kind of ricocheted off my chest ... not after digging a whole that went down to my ribs... I call it my battle-scar now
You're such a faggot
Fuck you, anyways, onto the story about a girl who FUCKING DESERVES A STORY.
Speaking of fucking, that bitch.
Very funny Kyle, you're SO HILARIOUS.
Now please, shall I?
Not like i can stop your rants Brayden, go ahead.
Chloe had a ... bad life.
You see she was raped as a child by her father ... well ... molested until she was 10 ... her father caught her the first time she bled, he shoved his tongue down her throat while he made her bleed even more and cry harder than ever.
She lost all emotion by age fourteen when she told her mother what happened.
The pig was dead in two months .... I guess that whole "Pedophiles in Prison" deal is kinda ... EXACTLY how it happens.
He was found quartered in the bathroom, supposedly the guards let them do it, he hated the fucker too, we all did. He got 10 years and he barely lasted 5 weeks.
They supposedly tortured him for hours. Chloe had me read off the death causes to her a few years back, she never had the strength to do it herself, she cried the entire time, saying how happy she was.
She deserved it.
Oh, tell them about the shit they did, it's fucking awesome
Alright, alright, you're like a ten year old.
Basically they had 4 men old down the extremities, the first thing they did was turn the showers on full and scald his up good, his skin was nearly burned off by the time they found him.
They also anally raped him ... about 7 times, seemingly each man took a turn, basically to make up for the shit he did, he deserved each dick up his ass. Fucker.
In addition, they cut off his dick with one of those knives snuck in through the talking area's breathing holes, how nice of them. Chloe smiled so much when she heard that.
Chloe though ... she didn't recover with his death, in fact, she learned how to manipulate boys.
She had partners ... lots of them ... maybe fifty before i came along, maybe 19 more before i became the last guy she ever wished to sleep with, the only one to make love to.
Tell about her exploits stalker boy, tell them more about her slutty ways.
You're the one that fucking loves it so much, YOU TELL THEM KYLE.
Fuck you Brayden.
AHEM
Now listen you little fucks, I hate talking but BOY do i have some shit to tell you.
This girl once fucked four of her guys in one night, for fifty dollars each. Actually ONE of them gave her 100$, he got anal though. Whore.
SHE DID IT BECAUSE HER MOTHER WAS DIRT POOR, THEY HAD NO MONEY, SHE HAD NO WHERE ELSE TO GO, NOTHING ELSE TO DO YOU BASTARD.
YEAH YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK EVER
Anyways, she also once held a bukkake party, with her as the cum guzzling birdbath. The ticket to get in was 10$, again it was because she "couldn't do ANYTHING ELSE," said the whore lover.
Ugh, why did i even let you talk.
Because the kids want to hear about sluts, then they'll think they have a fucking chance.
Yeah, whatever, I saw her use guys. Say bye to one with an "I love you" and go into the arms and make out with another in 5 minutes ... she only did what she had to do ... please understand.