Ann Coulter is fucking crazy.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

Sweet Jesus. While American Political discourse is just one huge crock of shit sprinkled liberally (or should I say conservatively?*) with Partisan Douche-baggery®, this chick takes the cake. Not Rush Limbaughs' Brutal Ad Hominem attacks, nor Bill O'Reilllys' obviously lies, nor Michael Moores' .... umm.... Fat Assedly? Deceptions, can compare to the crazy shit she says and does. To list a few;

Got Fired from MSNBC for insulting Pamela Harriman... while covering her funeral. Classy

Got Fired from MSNBC AGAIN for making fun about Robert Muller getting his legs blown off in Vietnam, and Vietnam war soldiers in general. While he was with her on satellite, and capable of hearing everything she said. Once again, classy.

Commended Joseph McCarthy in her book, Treason.

Claims that all liberals reject god in her book "Godless" , even going as far as to stating that Liberalism itself is the rejection of god.

Insinuated that all dead Jordan citizens killed in the war deserve to be dead, because they are all terrorists, because some terrorists come from Jordan, in the article "What part of the war on terrorism do they support?"

Fired from NRO after she blatantly attacked and discredited them for simply asking her to change an article she wrote, then claimed the termination was over the article itself.

Whilst covering the 2004 DNC, referred to Democrats as "the spawn of Satan" (albeit I doubt she was serious)

Fired from the Arizona Daily Star after their conservative readers complained that she was "shrill and mean-spirited".

Fired from The Gazette, The Augusta Chronicle and Yes! Weekly due to the general bullshit in Godless.

Got a pie thrown at her during one of her appearances. Unrelated, but Hilarious.

Has a proven tendency to make Ad Hominem attacks towards hecklers. Well, at least she doesn't shout at them to "Get the fuck out" and call them "N*ggers" =/

Claimed "I'm a.... mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it.". Well, at least you can't accuse her of being a liar. Oh wait.

Lied about her age on a government document so she could illegaly register to vote when she was 16.

Claimed the New York Times did not cover Dale Earnhardts death until two days after he died, as well as claimed the eventual article contained the quotes "His death brought a silence to the Wal-Mart." "in vast swaths of the country people watch stock-car racing" and "Tacky people were mourning Dale Earnhardt all over the South". None of the quotes actually appeared, and an article was made the very day Dale died. Another article appeared the next day, and another one a day after that. The final one was what she was referring to when she claimed that an article didn't appear until "2 days after his death". Boy, what an evil cunt.

Claimed Canada aided the U.S in Vietnam, then vehemently argued with the Canadian reporter present who (correctly) stated she was incorrect.

Called 9/11 widows "Jersey Girls", and claimed "These broads [9/11 widows] are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9/11 was an attack on our nation and acted as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them. ... I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much ... the Democrat ratpack gals endorsed John Kerry for president ... cutting campaign commercials... how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy."

Claimed "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building." Haha. Oh man, theres nothing funnier then deadly terrorist attacks. That reminds me; Osama Bin Laden and a Boeing 747 walk into a bar...

Said, of Muslim nations, "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity".

Claims "Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims". Apparently, in Annes' warped world, if you close your eyes and wish REAAAL hard, the I.R.A disappears.

Argued for the use of Racial segregation/screening on airplanes, and claimed "If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether".

Claimed that law enforcement should be granted search warrants for all Muslims, because their religion should be considered "Probable Cause". Because god knows when I see a crime on T.V, the first thing I think is "DAMN THAT KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR! DAMN HIM AND HIS HATRED FOR AMERICA/THE BOSTON CELTICS ALL THE WAY TO HELL!"

Searched lists of lawsuits to determine which airlines had subjected Muslims to "[the most] egregious discrimination" so she could fly with them in the future.

Claimed that Muslims should, in lieu of airlines, fly their "magic carpets". I take back my earlier statement; there is something funnier then deadly terror attacks; blatant, constant racism.

Claimed "What if [Iran] start having one of these bipolar episodes with nuclear weapons? I think our motto should be, post-9-11: raghead talks tough, raghead faces consequences."

Also claimed "I believe our motto should be after 9/11: Jihad monkey talks tough; jihad monkey takes the consequences. Sorry, I realize that's offensive. How about 'camel jockey'?" and "Boy, you tent merchants sure are touchy"

Claimed Ted Kennedy was one of the factors that caused 9/11, À la God.

Fired from 8, count 'em EIGHT, newspapers after calling John Edwards a "faggot", then tried to cover it up by claiming "faggot isn't offensive to gays; it has nothing to do with gays.". Just like "God damn fucking money grubbing midget kike" has absolutely nothing to do with short Jewish people.

Claimed that the Edwards had a bumber sticker saying "Ask me about my dead son". To Ms. Edwards face. Ok, another revision; Making jokes at parents about their dead children, THEN racism, THEN deadly terrorist attacks.

Commited Felony voter fraud in 2006 by registering to vote in the wrong district, as well as lying about her address. Boy, voter fraud sure does seem to be a pattern with her, huh?

Anyway, I would like to end this on the note that I really, REALLY wish I was a democrat. The only person they have to worry about giving them a bad name is Michael Moore. Well, and the democrats themselves*

*yes, I realize these were both HORRIBLE puns. I'm not a comedian, sue me.

[cellardoor6]

Sounds like a swell gal to me.

[Bolo]

Don't forget, she claims that she's more manly than all Democrats combined.

Careful what you wish for, Annie.

[uhnoesanoob]

I am uber-conservative, and by god does Ann Coulter scare the crap out of me. I bet if she saw my clothes she would force me at gun point to go to a confession of sin.

[SolInvictus]

At 7/8/07 11:08 PM, Bolo wrote: Don't forget, she claims that she's more manly than all Democrats combined.

Careful what you wish for, Annie.

i read an article that she was actually a transvestite posing as a super conservative but that it went to far. shortly after i heard nothing about her ever again.

[UWDarDar17]

Actually, I, as well as many others, believe she has Marfan's Syndrome.

Wikipedia: "Marfan syndrome is an autosomal dominant genetic disorder of the connective tissue characterized by disproportionately long limbs, long thin fingers, a relatively tall stature, and a predisposition to cardiovascular abnormalities, specifically those affecting the heart valves and aorta. The disease may also affect numerous other structures and organs — including the lungs, eyes, dural sac surrounding the spinal cord, and hard palate."

It's a pretty serious condition. If she really does have it, then I'm kinda sorry for her. But it answers a lot.

People make fun of her for her Adam's Apple (part of Marfan's). She gets angry and becomes bitchy at everyone. People retaliate by making fun of her Adam's Apple.

Kind of a vicious cycle.

Nevertheless, she's an evil, evil, evil bitch who needs a ball gag real bad.

[SolInvictus]

At 7/9/07 12:37 AM, UWDarDar17 wrote: People make fun of her for her Adam's Apple (part of Marfan's). She gets angry and becomes bitchy at everyone. People retaliate by making fun of her Adam's Apple.

she gets angry and bitchy? i thought those were the only modes she had.

Ann Coulter does not require more vespene gas?

[UWDarDar17]

Years of that cycle have fried her emotional circuits to only angry and bitchy.

And no, Sol. For her to be something other than angry and bitchy, Ann's gotta construct additonal pylons.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 7/8/07 10:50 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Sounds like a swell gal to me.

What I want to know is how, barring the universe temporarily creating a tri-dimensional rift hence causing the world to turn to Bizzaro format, she used to date Bill Maher.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 7/9/07 12:47 AM, SolInvictus wrote:

Ann Coulter does not require more vespene gas?

Clearly, Anne Coulter has failed us. You must not.

[UWDarDar17]

At 7/9/07 01:05 AM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: Clearly, Anne Coulter has failed us. You must not.

You speak of knowledge, Columnist? You speak of experience? I have journeyed through the darkness between the most distant stars. I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities... Unto my experience, Anne, all that you've built here in Washington is but a fleeting dream. A dream from which your precious Party shall awaken, finding themselves drowned in a greater nightmare.

Zeratul. Kicks. Ass.

[JakeHero]

Not only are alot of those statements crazy, but quite true.

[LadyGrace]

Sometimes I think her form of extremism is a retaliation of the uber-sensitivity in the media now. Basically, she's pulling an Oscar Wilde and going so contrary to what's currently acceptable in order to get the news to a better balance. Or she's just a wild crazy bitch. Either way...

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 7/9/07 01:47 AM, UWDarDar17 wrote:

You speak of knowledge, Columnist?

Do you fools not yet realize? Ann Coulter serves an unknown master.
(Satan)

I heard that quote because I was 1337 enough to beat the second to last mission in under 6 minutes, hence unlocking 1 of 2 bonus missions for me.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 7/9/07 02:13 AM, JakeHero wrote: Not only are alot of those statements crazy, but quite true.

I don't know how that's possible, what with most of them being matters of fact, and those that aren't matters of fact are completely factually incorrect.

[aviewaskewed]

At 7/9/07 01:01 AM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: What I want to know is how, barring the universe temporarily creating a tri-dimensional rift hence causing the world to turn to Bizzaro format, she used to date Bill Maher.

Actually, I think it may explain a lot...:

"That bastard dumped me? DUMPED ME?! FUCK ALL LIBERALS!!! I SHALL HATE HIM AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR FOREVER!!!

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 7/9/07 03:08 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

"That bastard dumped me? DUMPED ME?! FUCK ALL LIBERALS!!! I SHALL HATE HIM AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR FOREVER!!!

Hmmmm... that is a pretty good point...

[Demosthenez]

The answer here is Tupac. What?

Ann, like Tupac, realizes all news is good news. So the more you get in the news, the more people become aware of you. The more people become aware of you, the richer you get. And as you become polarized, picking sides (liberal vs. Coulter or Biggie vs. 2pac) some people become fanatically obsessed with you, laying the groundwork for a successful career.

Its all about the Benjamins, baby.

[cellardoor6]

Demosthenez... so you're saying Ann Coulter is going to get shot by her rival... Al Franken?

[Demosthenez]

At 7/9/07 04:38 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Demosthenez... so you're saying Ann Coulter is going to get shot by her rival... Al Franken?

He is a sneaky little fuck. Hope Ann gets the first shots off because for all I dislike her, Al Franken pisses me off 20x more because I KNOW he is serious.

KILL HIM ANN!!!

[SlithVampir]

At 7/9/07 02:39 PM, afrcicaafrica wrote: you only care because you disagree with her political views, faggot

niggour

Ah, it's people like this who make the internet fun! Keep up the good work! Either way, Anne coulter sucks Hannity's cock.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 7/9/07 04:38 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Demosthenez... so you're saying Ann Coulter is going to get shot by her rival... Al Franken?

No, he's saying that when Ann Coulter gets shot her publisher is going to keep putting out her books.

I think.

[Proteas]

At 7/9/07 01:01 AM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: she used to date Bill Maher.

... SHE USED TO WHAT?!

None of the other stuff she's said in the past really shocks me anymore, but I must say this one is a doozie if it turns out to be true.

At 7/9/07 02:24 AM, LadyGrace wrote: Either way...

I'm going to have to agree with you, there. Her schtick is a bit to extreme for any reasonable person to really take it that seriously.

[SlithVampir]

At 7/9/07 07:23 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 7/9/07 01:01 AM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: she used to date Bill Maher.

... SHE USED TO WHAT?!

None of the other stuff she's said in the past really shocks me anymore, but I must say this one is a doozie if it turns out to be true.

Seriously, The king of all atheists going out with the slicon queen of politics

[Tancrisism]

At 7/9/07 04:57 AM, Demosthenez wrote:

At 7/9/07 04:38 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Demosthenez... so you're saying Ann Coulter is going to get shot by her rival... Al Franken?

He is a sneaky little fuck. Hope Ann gets the first shots off because for all I dislike her, Al Franken pisses me off 20x more because I KNOW he is serious.

KILL HIM ANN!!!

I used to read his books, and while having become quite disillusioned with him over time, I've never seen anyone actually refute any of his stuff.

[nyychamps]

she's also kinda wierd looking

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 7/9/07 09:39 PM, Tancrisism wrote:

I used to read his books, and while having become quite disillusioned with him over time, I've never seen anyone actually refute any of his stuff.

Yeah. Like him or hate him, Lies did 2 things; Managed to complete a whole political message without lying, once, and proved that various members of the televised right do, indeed, lie.

[HighlyIllogical]

At 7/9/07 02:24 AM, LadyGrace wrote: she's pulling an Oscar Wilde...

But Oscar wilde was witty!!!

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

At 7/9/07 10:32 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote:

But what's wittier then bluntly insulting a mother about her dead son?

[Bolo]

Whoa this is fucking insane.

So I click on this topic to see more instances of Ann Coulter's insane nature, and there she was. Watching me like a hawk.