Generic hero theme song

[stafffighter]

This is the season of summer comic book blockbusters. In honor of these works of art and sometimes crap I have written a theme song in the sometimes crap genre of mainstream rock. Apply it to any hero you like but personally I imagined my own creation. Corn Man

Hero theme song: style of mainstream rock

(slow and dramatic)

You have faced tragedy
Overcome malady.
Or maybe coincidence
Your back story lacks substance.

But now there’s a call for you
To do the thing you do
Dramatically flip through the street now
There’s danger waiting to meet you now

(rocking chorus)

Save me heroically
You are the hero today
Come and show everyone
Abs and leather aren’t always gay

(slow again)

What though panning shots do you see?
Can you see the same world as me?
What is it like up there?
In your Matrix-like underwear?

(little bolder)

You have your role model
Flashing your memories back to you
There’s evil about so you don’t dawdle
With a matched power set or you’re screwed

You know you are, You know what it means.
You know what lines make the geeks cream their jeans

Shout a one liner instead of ducking
Get the chick
But it’s PG, no fucking
NO!!!!!

(rocking chorus again)
Save me heroically
You are my hero todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Came out with a cheap licensed game
Couldn’t pay me to playyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(same intensity as chorus with some badass guitar riffs: where the video has fight scenes)

Fight off the bad dude guy
He’ll die from coincidence
No you won’t make him die
But viewers demand violence.

Throw down with badass moves.
Cookie cutter guitar grooves.

Pose wounded and menacing
Product placement onion ring.

Now rock out!!!!!!!

(hum the imagined guitar solo)

(calm chorus, like a sunrise)

You saved me heroically
You were my hero today
See you again when the extended dvd version comes my way…..

[Strength]

What the fuck is a hero?

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 7/7/07 01:47 AM, Strength wrote: What the fuck is a hero?

Someone who lost their iPod.

[stafffighter]

At 7/7/07 01:47 AM, Strength wrote: What the fuck is a hero?

It's not someone who still thinks throwing a swear in makes them a bad ass. So you're not one