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wow man, that sucks. First of all, your grandma isn't your mom, so fuck her!

Lessee.....If you do sneak out, don't wear bulky shoes (duh), don't wear shoes at all. Crab walk to the computer, even if it means crab walking down a lot of stairs. If you hear her make a noise, like "sNNHHK!", really violently, and it sounds like she's waking up, stay silent. Absolutely silent. You have to be a ninja about this, see.

If you are caught, say you couldn't sleep and you are checking your email. Or some other belivable story. Say you need to get a glass of water, and the computer made a weird noise and you went to check it out. Lie your ass off. Remember, the worst that can happen is that you get an early bedtime, which you can disobey by sneaking out late again.

Seriously though.....it's summer, this isn't your grandma's house, and just cause she's the gaurdian doesn't mean she can be an asshole about it. If possible, make a lie that involves your mother's athourity, like say you got a phone call from her, you talked it out with her, and she agreed to let you stay up till 2:30, max (I go to bed normally around 1:00, that's all I need)

You'll get better at this, trust me. My friend and I started sneaking out of the house this year, and it's fucking amazing. Scary, but sick as fuck. You just have to be a sensible ninja, and be quiet as an ant's fart.

At 7/6/07 01:25 AM, Frost wrote: As for all you faggots spewing anti-WoW propaganda, stop imposing your bullshit on him. Would you like it if you were to make a thread for help with something, and saw a new post that wound up being sa bunch of spiddle?

Frost is here, bringing excessive amounts of intelligence to my thread. Such goodness is rarely experienced by one on Newgrounds.

Sorry if I in anyway misinterpreted or skipped over something in your post, my monocular vision makes it a pain to read without skipping words.

It's fine, the tips you provided me with were very helpful. I'm thinking about getting a fan and putting it in her room, as she is always complaining about how hot it is in her room. If she's either sleeping, enjoying the wind from the fan hitting her face, she'll probably be too indulged in that to notice me creeping on and about my computer.

In addition to placing a fan in her room, I'll still have to be quiet so eyes aren't on me.

At 7/6/07 02:23 AM, wan-tan-soup14 wrote: You'll get better at this, trust me. My friend and I started sneaking out of the house this year, and it's fucking amazing. Scary, but sick as fuck. You just have to be a sensible ninja, and be quiet as an ant's fart.

I'll take all that information into account. Behind my desk (behind the monitor) is a little area where the desk covers most of the wall, so I can hide under the desk and be covered on one side, and on the other side, I have my back against a wall.

stop playing WoW and get some friends?

At 7/6/07 02:37 PM, ncnhb wrote: stop playing WoW and get some friends?

Hey, guess what? You can have friends AND play WoW, asshole. Stop thinking you're cool by posting little snippy comments. You're not contributing to this thread in any manner and make yourself look like a douchebag. kthx

Anyways, I agree with what Frost and Kalandro are plotting. The background noise of a fan placed in her room is an excellent idea, just make sure not to make any noise louder than the fan you put in there. Also, hope that she doesn't want a midnight snack, have to go to the bathroom, or have a sudden urge to check her e-mail between 12am and 4am.

lmao!!! aww do u have a bed time? f*** i stay up and drink beer all night and i dont get caught.... mmmm beeerrrr!!!!

Gud gad just don't be loud, don't use your mic and play with your headset. Speakers fail anyways. You should try and convince your mom to let you have your computer in your room.

At 7/5/07 01:32 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: You could give your grandmother earplugs and say "They are to help you sleep".

You like Xbox.

At 7/6/07 02:51 PM, DrHood wrote: Also, hope that she doesn't want a midnight snack, have to go to the bathroom, or have a sudden urge to check her e-mail between 12am and 4am.

Nah, she would never want a midnight snack. And she doesn't even have an e-mail, let alone know how to use the computer.

At 7/6/07 02:57 PM, steven098761 wrote: You like Xbox.

Fucking Sherlock.

What's your point?

i ses..maybe u need something new in your life..like either hot chicks..or something blowing up in your front lawn..dont stay up for that dude >.< though it sounds fun

my mom just bothers me during the year when im still awake at 12.All i have to do is fake sleep till she goes to bed but i don't bother.

At 7/5/07 01:28 PM, KaIandro wrote: I will ignore your comments and immediately contact a mod.

lmao suck it up princess

At 7/6/07 03:20 PM, j00bie wrote:

At 7/5/07 01:28 PM, KaIandro wrote: I will ignore your comments and immediately contact a mod.

lmao suck it up princess

What a snitch? cant stand up for himself

At 7/6/07 03:20 PM, j00bie wrote: lmao suck it up princess

OMG LEVEL 16 USER POSTING IN MY THREAD QUIK GIVE ME SOME PROPHYLACTICS LOL!!!1

Why hello there. I believe I was exaggerating in that part of my post, similar to what I did above.

At 7/6/07 03:14 PM, KaIandro wrote: Nah, she would never want a midnight snack. And she doesn't even have an e-mail, let alone know how to use the computer.

Ah, lucky, so then there'd be no reason for her to just casually walk in and catch you up late. It happened to me a couple of times back when I was in high school, up later than I was supposed to be, so I figured I'd make sure the same didn't happen to you.

At 7/6/07 03:22 PM, Cigolini55 wrote: What a snitch? cant stand up for himself

Snitch? What are you, a 14 year old black mexican who thinks he's ready to handle heavy artillery?

At 7/6/07 03:27 PM, KaIandro wrote:

At 7/6/07 03:22 PM, Cigolini55 wrote: What a snitch? cant stand up for himself

Snitch? What are you, a 14 year old black mexican who thinks he's ready to handle heavy artillery?

uuuuuuuuuuum a black mexican?

At 7/6/07 03:27 PM, KaIandro wrote:

At 7/6/07 03:22 PM, Cigolini55 wrote: What a snitch? cant stand up for himself

Snitch? What are you, a 14 year old black mexican who thinks he's ready to handle heavy artillery?

Im turning 15 in september..and your 13..WoW and heavy artillery? Idk if it really heavy

At 7/6/07 03:30 PM, Cigolini55 wrote: Im turning 15 in september..and your 13..WoW and heavy artillery? Idk if it really heavy

You failed to grasp the point.

Wait till she sleep and close her door. Then have fun on your computer.

easy stuff

At 7/6/07 03:30 PM, Cigolini55 wrote: Im turning 15 in september..and your 13..

If you were smart, you'd realize that age, much like levels, do not determine dominance. So what if you have between a year and two years extra lifetime than him? I have about five years on you and over six on him, but I'm not talking down to you because you're younger than me.

I'm talking down to you because you believe such pointless things matter.

At 7/6/07 03:38 PM, azn-vink wrote: Wait till she sleep and close her door. Then have fun on your computer.

Read my whole post - lawl, I have a few more roadblocks than just the door.

At 7/6/07 03:39 PM, DrHood wrote: If you were smart, you'd realize that age, much like levels, do not determine dominance. So what if you have between a year and two years extra lifetime than him? I have about five years on you and over six on him, but I'm not talking down to you because you're younger than me.

Thank you, DrHood. I needed that.

tell them you cant sleep and then stay on cause wow is an awsome game but my computer is screwed up so it wont let me play it

you get caught lol i sleep as the sun rises lol and i dont get in trouble

Meh I remember my bedtime, now I sleep at 5 AM, yay AM

At 7/5/07 01:56 PM, KaIandro wrote:

At 7/5/07 01:46 PM, alex-o0 wrote: dont spend your whole summer 24/7 on WoW?

Hello? Anybody FUCKING HOME? Where in my post did I say I was going to stay up all night playing WoW?

I clearly stated from about "12AM - 4AM" in my post, and maybe a little later than that. And I didn't say my whole summer, I am attending a camp of some sort in August, and in September, I'm attending a boarding school, from grade 9 until I graduate. Until my grandmother leaves, I need a plan or some good suggestions on how to stay up without getting caught. Simple request, and if you are going to post a simple post, at least read my fucking post, you brainless fucks.

People like you really piss me off.

Dude, grow a sense of humour. You're posting on an internet forum, the NEWGROUNDS General forum. What, you really think you're gonna get honest answers from everyone who posts on the thread?

Shove Blankets Under(sorta in front) of the door it usally blocks sound and light

Get your own laptop, hide sleeping pills in your grandmothers food, or if you hear someone coming just turn off the screen and hide under the desk/in a cupboard. Seriously though, get a laptop and then you can use it in bed and if someone come just hide it under the covers and pretend you are having trouble sleeping or you need the toilet.

Set up minicameras. They're really not all that hard to get. When you see your granny on the screen, hide your computer and yourself.

Just be cautious and be prepared to flee once someone wakes up, I don't need to because my parents don't bother me.