I'm so scared of the goddamn window

[Number-One-Assassin]

I don't have a backdoor like normal people in normal houses. I have a big glass sliding door instead. My computer is right next to the big glass sliding door. This big glass sliding door/window scares me because I'm worried that there is something watching me. Somtimes I think if I look over I'm going to see something scary. Something like someone standing there looking into my house, or the bushes near the window rattling, or something really scary like an alien! I'm scared someone help me please.

[pietastesgood]

Blinds? Curtains?

[DragTheWater]

start jacking off so they can see, they will either be really turned on, or they will get disgusted and leave. either way its a win for you

[Number-One-Assassin]

At 7/4/07 01:44 AM, pietastesgood wrote: Blinds? Curtains?

A really thin curtain that is almost transparent.

[OrangeCD]

I know how you feel. That's why I got my own computer in the basement now.

[BitmapPirate]

tape something scary to the glass door. That way, you know that there's always something scary when you look at the door, and you don't have to worry about it.

[Rad]

Buy a sword.

Just kidding! That won't do shit against a crazy robber.

[X-e-n-o-c-i-d-e]

At 7/4/07 01:47 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Buy a sword.

Just kidding! That won't do shit against a crazy robber.

You mean besides slice their arm off

[NaughtyOttsel55]

Get a giant mirror and place it on the glass door.

[Markface]

Watching porn must suck for you.

[Shawn]

At 7/4/07 01:43 AM, Number-One-Assassin wrote: I don't have a backdoor like normal people in normal houses.

Oh really what do you have a black hole?

I have a big glass sliding door instead.

Lol, Oh ya i have one of those

My computer is right next to the big glass sliding door.

Point being?

This big glass sliding door/window scares me because I'm worried that there is something watching me.

Ok, Mabey there is....

Somtimes I think if I look over I'm going to see something scary.

Then don't look over.

" Something like someone standing there looking into my house, or the bushes near the
window rattling, or something really scary like an alien! I'm scared someone help me please.

Hmm how about no i won't help you, Because I'm the one in the bush typing this.

[749-Pi]

At 7/4/07 01:45 AM, Grubby wrote: So much for the "number one assassin"

Yeah, fuck man, you ain't gettin Hired from me.

Solution: Blinds/Curtains.
Move the computer.
Get a laptop
face your fears like a good assassain.

[reality-monkey]

At 7/4/07 01:51 AM, NaughtyOttsel55 wrote: Get a giant mirror and place it on the glass door.

but then hed look at himself, and thats not what anybody wants....

[NaughtyOttsel55]

At 7/4/07 01:56 AM, reality-monkey wrote:

At 7/4/07 01:51 AM, NaughtyOttsel55 wrote: Get a giant mirror and place it on the glass door.

but then hed look at himself, and thats not what anybody wants....

No no no, The mirror should be facing at the people who is looking at him.

[SirLebowski]

My computer is right under my window so I get to look up at the goddom thing all night. Plus I live near the woods.

Nice.

[Number-One-Assassin]

At 7/4/07 01:54 AM, 749-Pi wrote:

At 7/4/07 01:45 AM, Grubby wrote: So much for the "number one assassin"

Yeah, fuck man, you ain't gettin Hired from me.

Solution: Blinds/Curtains.
Move the computer.
Get a laptop
face your fears like a good assassain.

Hey taking down humans is easy, but explain to my how I'm supposed cap a fucking alien. I'd like to see you try that.

[DasChimp]

At 7/4/07 01:43 AM, Number-One-Assassin wrote: or the bushes near the window rattling

OMFG

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

If someone was watching you they would have killed you already... unless they're trying to watch you type in your NG password.

[reality-monkey]

At 7/4/07 01:57 AM, NaughtyOttsel55 wrote:

At 7/4/07 01:56 AM, reality-monkey wrote:

At 7/4/07 01:51 AM, NaughtyOttsel55 wrote: Get a giant mirror and place it on the glass door.

but then hed look at himself, and thats not what anybody wants....

No no no, The mirror should be facing at the people who is looking at him.

then THEYD look at themselves, frankly a mirror is depressing when alot of ppl look into one

[jewdudewtf]

Sorry, I'll stop watching you!

[NaughtyOttsel55]

At 7/4/07 02:01 AM, reality-monkey wrote: then THEYD look at themselves, frankly a mirror is depressing when alot of ppl look into one

Thats the point.

[749-Pi]

At 7/4/07 01:59 AM, Number-One-Assassin wrote: Hey taking down humans is easy, but explain to my how I'm supposed cap a fucking alien. I'd like to see you try that.

Alright, heres what you do.
By some blinds for your big ass window.
Then wear a Tinfoil hat every night.
Volia! Anti-Burlar/Alien bonanza!

[reality-monkey]

At 7/4/07 02:02 AM, NaughtyOttsel55 wrote:

At 7/4/07 02:01 AM, reality-monkey wrote: then THEYD look at themselves, frankly a mirror is depressing when alot of ppl look into one

Thats the point.

well, yes it is......do that then

[BitmapPirate]

At 7/4/07 01:59 AM, Number-One-Assassin wrote:

Hey taking down humans is easy, but explain to my how I'm supposed cap a fucking alien. I'd like to see you try that.

Capping aliens keeps them fresh.

[ScissorHead]

Who the hell would wanna' spy on you? You're only level 6.

[X-e-n-o-c-i-d-e]

Holy hell killing aliens is easy! Just use B + Right Trigger and the click the right stick while moving it around in a counter-clockwise motion 7 1/2 times followed by 4 combinations of A-Y-X-B.

See? Simple!

[Gamemeister128bit]

I have the same situation as you, except the door doesn't slide, it swings. So I have a creepy swinging/creaking noise.

On the same note, back when they had the viral website that showed a production pic of the new Joker for the Batman Begins sequel, I kept imagining that there would be a slight tapping sound that would get faster and then I would look and the Joker would be there with the sliced cheeks and everything. It was almost as bad as when I kept thinking a big-ass Hercules Beetle was crawling up my computer chair.

I hate computing into the morning, it violates the mind.

[KicktheCAN]

At 7/4/07 02:04 AM, BitmapPirate wrote:

At 7/4/07 01:59 AM, Number-One-Assassin wrote:

Hey taking down humans is easy, but explain to my how I'm supposed cap a fucking alien. I'd like to see you try that.

Capping aliens keeps them fresh.

I love me some freshly pickled aliens.

[Gergaloth]

i feel your pain, im the same fuckin way man!

[IrishLaddie]

Get a pistol and jump headfirst through the glass window, firing blindly at whatever moves. You will hit a squirrel on a power line.

Then the Church will have a new slogan-
"Every time you look through a big window, Number-One-Assassin kills a squirrel. Please, think of the squirrels."