08 Democratic Convention Schedule
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This is not my joke, but one circulating on the internet, but I thought you'd all appreciate the humor(note I made ONE change). In retaliation of TheSovereign's thread.
Yep, the Democratic National Convention Schedule came out early this year. This is how it is planned to proceed.
Boston, Massachusetts
6:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
6:05 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
6:15 PM - Secular Prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 PM - Antiwar Concert by Barbara Streisand
6:40 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
7:00 PM - Tribute to France
7:10 PM - Collect Offerings for al-Zawahri Defense Fund
7:25 PM - Tribute to Germany
7:45 PM - Antiwar Rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
8:30 PM - Terrorist Appeasement Workshop
9:00 PM - Roundtable Discussion of Taxes: "Calling for Higher Taxes on Others While You Pay None"
9:15 PM - Bill & Hillary Clinton Host a Seminar on "The Successful Selling of White House & Air Force One Mementos on eBay"
9:20 PM - Gay Marriage Ceremony (Both Male and Female Couples)
9:30 PM - * Intermission * Special Guest Soloist Jane Fonda
10:00 PM - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 PM - Reenactment of Kerry's Fake Medal Toss
10:20 PM - Howard Dean Screamfest 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 PM - Seminar: "The Boy Scouts and Other Paramilitary threats to National Security"
10:40 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
10:45 PM - Abortion Demonstration (NARAL)
11:00 PM - Multiple Gay Marriage Ceremony (Threesomes, Mixed and Same-Sex)
11:15 PM - 'Maximizing Welfare' Workshop
11:30 PM - 'Free Freedomfighters in Gitmo' Pep Rally
11:50 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
12:00 AM - Obama discusses how to be more effectively the world's bitch 2008 Sealed With A Kiss
12:01 AM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
12:02 AM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
Comments please.
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I love how Ted Kennedy keeps proposing a toast.
I now want to see a Republican 08 Convention Schedule.
Though I find the fact that Congress has so far only worked 103 days out of the year, just averaging a little more than 2 days out of the week with some sessions only being 20 minutes long, as funnier.
Haha, I found it funny, and I usually support the Democrats.
Not that I'm particulaly fond of any political party. Also, it needs more toasts ;)
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Hahaha, I usually support the Democrats more these days, and I still found that laugh-out-loud hilarious. Good one. :)
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I wonder why Jane Fonda wasn't tried for treason, to go off topic for a moment.
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10:20 PM I'll Be there!
the tribute to Germany thing was a stretch
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Well, this was written for what happened in 2004, so it's connection with today may be a wee bit weakened.
Between the idea And the reality
Between the motion And the act, Falls the Shadow
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At 7/1/07 07:02 PM, Memorize wrote: I love how Ted Kennedy keeps proposing a toast.
Seriously this guy is a fucking alcoholic binge drinker, just using toasts as an excuse to get wasted. :P
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At 7/3/07 11:24 PM, TheBasics wrote:At 7/1/07 07:02 PM, Memorize wrote: I love how Ted Kennedy keeps proposing a toast.Seriously this guy is a fucking alcoholic binge drinker, just using toasts as an excuse to get wasted. :P
umm...what's so bad about that? Cheers!
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At 7/3/07 11:29 PM, ForkRobotik wrote:At 7/3/07 11:24 PM, TheBasics wrote:umm...what's so bad about that? Cheers!At 7/1/07 07:02 PM, Memorize wrote: I love how Ted Kennedy keeps proposing a toast.Seriously this guy is a fucking alcoholic binge drinker, just using toasts as an excuse to get wasted. :P
Never said theres anything wrong with it, just making an educated observation of the situation. :)
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At 7/1/07 06:04 PM, JakeHero wrote:This is not my joke, but one circulating on the internet, but I thought you'd all appreciate the humor(note I made ONE change). In retaliation of TheSovereign's thread.Yep, the Democratic National Convention Schedule came out early this year. This is how it is planned to proceed.
Boston, Massachusetts
7:10 PM - Collect Offerings for al-Zawahri Defense Fund
LOL wasn't this mother fucker the second in command of alqueada? this thread is a big joke.
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